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since: 05-12-04, id: 412921
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Author has written 44 stories for Humor, Humor, General, Life, Fantasy, Nature, General, Love, and Song.

Hello! My name is Laurel (aka Crystal One) and I am a 15 year old girl living in Ontario Canada. Now, here's my street name, house number and a list of my fears... *holds out paper*

Naw, I'm just kidding. If you haven't already guessed, I'm completely nuts. Which only makes sense seeing as I'm from Canada. Using my insanity, I often write long boring speeches about pie and it's relative size when compared to for- oh wait... that's not right!

I actually write humourous stories. Insane, useless, boring, yet somehow humourous stories in which I destroy all chance of intelligence in my readers (Sorry about the government by the way, my fault.) If you're looking for a laugh or something else I suggest you read:

While NOT doing Geography (A bunch of poems written by my friendd and I while we were supposed to be doing geography work. It's an on-going project updated almost everyday. Because we have Geograpghy everyday! ^_^)

I Like My Padded Room (a few stories that were inspired by nothing but insanity and weirdness. Enjoy. ^_^)

Sometimes When I'm Bored (Strange poems to freak you all out)

From Albatros to Zombie (a vey strange redition of the alphabet I recently wrote... oh, god... I'm still speaking in silly aliteration phrases... O_O)


Serious readers should check out...

Beyond Forgotten (Partially inspired by a series of dreams I've had, this is the epic tale of Kes, a sixteen year old girl from good ol' planet Earth. Oh,by the way, it's the not sogood ol' future of planet EarthI'm talking about! Our main character is not too happy about the world she is born into but there's no choice, right? Wrong. It's hard to tell whether luck or fate was the force that guided her to stumble into a strange empty-eyed boy but either way, it happens. Now she's trapped in a world where no one remembers a thing and a raging River contains the inhabitants. Welcome to the land of lost souls, child of the frost.)

Do not read the below unless you want to suffer severe suckage (ooo, a tongue twister!):

Gifted (the classic girl-is-transported-to-another-world-and-is-the-only-one-who-can-save-it story. Involves a talkative young dragon, inter-dimensional travel, magic-devouring wolves, and good ol' fanshioned fun! ^_^)

Daughter of the Night (this is about a thief-girl who embarks on a journey to deliver a message... who would have thought she'd be the heir to the throne of a distant country? Well, I did and so I wrote this story. ^_^)

I also have a Fan Fiction Account that has many more humourous stories! Read them if you like! (click my homepage link or http://www.fanfiction.net/~crystalone" target="new">http://www.fanfiction.net/~crystalone )

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1. Going Under reviews
This body's going under. This one's gonna be a 60-lb wonder (anorexia)
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 5-3-06
2. Bedridden
for collarbones and handlebars have all but rusted beyond repair...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 5-3-06
3. What Lies Between reviews
cement pillars of eggshell debris (cutting, self-injury)
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 5-3-06
4. everybody reviews
sluggish existance
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-20-06 - Published: 1-20-06
5. Choking on these things reviews
You know it's true, you thought you knew. (anorexia) (poetry.com contest semi-finalist)
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-5-06 - Published: 1-5-06
6. Laughter reviews
I'm easily satisfied, you know.
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-5-06 - Published: 1-5-06
7. Negative Numbers reviews
counting to zero and stopping before you get there (anorexia)
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
8. Lean reviews
lean has two meanings (anorexia)
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
9. Like Bad Poetry reviews
a string of words strung like lights on holiday festivities...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 12-30-05
10. Moments before a Kiss reviews
The moments before
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-29-05 - Published: 12-29-05
11. Life, when Given to Glass Lungs reviews
What purpose does life hold, being such a futile existance? Glass lungs cannot breathe anything but anesthetic.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-21-05 - Published: 10-21-05
12. My True Feelings reviews
"You sit there, judging me with your eyes like a piece of meat slightly older than it's expirary date." (I saw a doctor for my self injury and slight OCD and I didn't like her. She told me to write my true feelings... so I did.)
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-05 - Published: 9-24-05
13. Obsessive reviews
Describes my experience with obsessive-compulsive feelings. Contains self-injury (SI, self harm, cutting)
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-13-05 - Published: 9-13-05
14. No Pain reviews
Contains self-injury.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-16-05 - Published: 8-16-05
15. Release reviews
Contains self-injury... could be triggering.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 8-15-05
16. Numbness reviews
Living a lie all your life is difficult, especially when you're less true than false. (contains mild self-injury)
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 8-15-05
17. Separating Time reviews
This is the result of reading too much about quantum theory and particles that travel at the speed of light.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-14-04 - Published: 11-14-04
18. Wishing reviews
Don't stop wishing, even when the clouds have blocked your stars.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 11-6-04
19. Infinity
You know that feeling you get when you're close to someone oblivious? That closeness so complete that time slows to an infinity?
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 11-6-04
20. Twilight reviews
The connection between day and night is best seen in twilight hours, when true peace is born, lives, and dies in mere minutes.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-04 - Published: 11-3-04
21. Your Doubt reviews
Just a short poem about hope and doubt.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-04 - Published: 11-3-04
22. Gravity of the Heart
Sometimes like can be a struggle, especially when you try too hard to help mend the world.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-3-04 - Published: 11-3-04
23. Reality's Shore reviews
A piece of creative writing I just wrote. It's all metaphorical... I don't really care if anyone reads it. It's just supposed to be wierd I guess.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-17-04 - Published: 9-17-04
24. One Sky reviews
This is a reminder that we all live under the same sky, on the same world... wishing on the same stars.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-4-04 - Published: 9-4-04
25. I Am reviews
I am... I can be nothing more.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
26. The Sailor reviews
When you find your north star, you will know.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
27. The Paper reviews
Nothing significant, yet the center of the universe.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
28. The Snatcher reviews
Beware the snatcher, who sneaks in the night... your soul may be his meal tonight.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
29. Only for a Moment reviews
If you listen, you’ll hear it…
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
30. When Angels Cry reviews
The stars twinkle for a reason, angels cry for a reason... but this poem has no reason.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
31. The End reviews
Life is a never-ending circle of beginnings and endings... just like this poem.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
32. Time's Dance reviews
This is how I envision time, and if it were like this, I would certainly try and catch it
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
33. The Nature Spirit reviews
Nature is a marvelous thing. If it, as an entire entity, could speak, how would it speak of itself?
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
34. The Mirror of Distortion reviews
When you become a mirror, you become what stands before you... hopefully you can learn to crack the surface and set yourself free.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
35. OceanSky
"When rain falls, the sky is crying..." I was always told... but who has ever wondered why?
Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
36. Sometimes reviews
Confessions of an Indigo...
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
37. The Riddle of the Cavern
Sometimes the mind can be a maze with twists and turns... and dead ends.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
38. Mirror
Looking beyond the surface is gift one should strive to grow inside their heart... because mirrors only show one small part of a person.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
39. Glass Wings reviews
They say it's hard to fly when one's wings are broken... but paradise isn't all it's said to be either.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
40. Step Out of Darkness reviews
You sit in your darkness, fearing the light, beyond which is unknown ground. You're content with your shadows, you know what to expect...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04
41. From albratros to zombie reviews
This was done on a whim. Think: alliteration meets insanity.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-6-04 - Published: 7-6-04
42. I Like My Padded Room » reviews
Once upon a time there was a crazy person. Her name was Laurel and she was crazy. In fact, she was so crazy that crazy people looked at her and said, “What’s you’re problem? You nuts or something? Lost your marbles?” (a collection of stories that
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-11-04 - Published: 6-11-04
43. Sometimes When I'm Bored » reviews
This is a poem. Can you believe it? It's in the poetry section, you say? Hm... wow...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-28-04 - Published: 5-20-04
44. While NOT doing Geography » reviews
These are a bunch of poems me and my friends wrote. The first person writes a line, then the next person does and covers the first line before they give it to the next person and they write theirs and cover the one before, ect...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-19-04 - Published: 5-13-04
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