About the Author
First, I am male, don't let the gender subfix fool you. Second, I am not nearly as pretencious as I come off to be. If you review my work I'm bound to return the favor eventually but this is not. a. promise. Beyond that, there's really nothing else to say.
I write long, long chapters. As such, I appreciate reviews that contain some substance beyond "I noticed some spelling errors and it's cliche." For one thing, while my work can justifiably be made the target of negative commentary, it is not cliche. I pride myself in my original thinking, if nothing else. Secondly, I've got good reason to believe that one liner reviews are simply an attempt by readers to make me read their own work, which I do not appreciate. Tell me why you like or did not like my work and offer authentic, constructive criticism.
Suggested Authors on Fiction Press:
Respect is Sexy:A genuinely clever, spirited authoress with an obscene attention to character detail. Quite possibly one of the best writers I've ever managed to encounter with a varied pallet of talent, her two current projects Fairest in the Land and Arms Race are enthralling. The former is a romantic parody on modern fantasy revolving around the dimwitted hero trying to save his childhood friend/ sweet maiden. Following the Unlikely Hero routine to a tee, the protagonist is joined by a cadre of misfits from every corner of the continent. A fantasy story with a prominent feminist message and unique theme for its genre, FitL is a gem among dust. Arms Race is an invigorating teen drama that's hysterical and moving at the same time. The characters are real enough to leap off the page, though in most cases you hope against hope that they don't.
Square Turkey: A pursuer of lively and invigorating fantasy that defies stereotypes at every turn. A thumping good read.
Marsalbione.: A writer whose as long winded as I am. Creator of a thrilling X-men esque political sci-fi. Has a wide and interesting cast brimming with crazed maniacs and heartless cut throats.
EnigmalGirl: Gets her name bolded and underlined, she's so incredible. When a writer takes nine months just to write the first chapter you know it's fantastic. It drips suspense, mysteriousness, and little punks who pistol whip folks on sight. It's beautifully written, frequently hilarious, adorable, cruel, and just plain amazing all rolled into one. The apocalypse has never been so fun.
My stories
Tales of the Sun Sin: The first installment in what I pray to be my staple as an author. The Sun Sin is a massive, inter-planetary organization of wizards and heroes who seek the betterment of the universe through military action and mass resource distribution, or at least they would if it weren't chock full of political corruption, employee incompetence, and uncooperative clients. Follow Orenda Winchester, a wizard with an awesome name he by no means deserves, as he travels a serious world that no one takes seriously.
A Hero's Guide to Adventuring: Co-Written by the uncomparatively talented Respect is Sexy and located on her page. Inspired by the Blue Man group skit: How to be a Megastar, the Guide is a comprehensive, step by step tutorial on becoming a famous cliche hero.
The Sexy misadventures of Andrea Traincart: The what of what? I've no idea what you're talking about, there's no such story here. But if there was, you can bet it'd be a hilarious parody on a work that's no longer available on Fictionpress, and it'd therefore be for a very selective audience only.
A Second Glance: One night, after donating blood and taking a long, exhausting nap, I work up and wrote this poem in about twenty minutes. I consider it to be one of my finest work, my viewer sentinments vary.
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