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since: 05-20-04, id: 414255
country: Malaysia
Author has written 22 stories for Love, Life, General, Humor, Romance, Nature, General, and Spiritual.

A girl, not half as emo as her poetry makes her out to be. 19 for another year. Would just die if she could actually write good humour. But that's a lost cause.

Music:

I'll listen to anything really, except for R&B and hip hop, I'm not too sure about the difference between the two, but i don't like them either way, well I make an exception for Run DMC. Otherwise am fine with anything, even country (gasps and horrors you say?)

Books:
I really will read anything with a good plot and some semblance of humour. Even black humour. Read “Vile bodies” by Evelyn Waugh and loved every bit. Favourite quote from the book:

“Wars don’t start nowdays because people want them. We long for peace, and fill our newspapers with conferences about disarmament and arbitration, but there is a radical instability in our whole world-order, and soon we shall all be walking into the jaws of destruction again, protesting our pacific intentions.”

I have to say though..nothing beats Roald Dahl. He was the best when I was a child…he’s the best now. I like to collect comic strips, not books mind you, but comic strips from the newspaper. The collection is building nicely. I even like collecting quotes...sadly thats not doing as well as the comics.

I also detest ants.

I have a sister who thinks she suffers from middle-child syndrom...that's nonsense. It is I who suffers from "you are the eldest...you have to set a good example" syndrom. Incidently she is known as calybeon fp.

Am fanatical about Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes.

Well yeah…that would have to be about it for now I think.

My Work:
Have started to write a parody, Oh Merry Men, as of now I have an extremely vague plot line (by which I mean I have mentally jotted down two lines of what I think might happen), so it's a we'll-see-how-it-goes kinda thing (EDIT: it died. Am quite sad. The humour lasted only until chapter 3, and thats me being nice to me).

A lot of people say my poems are sort of depressing, and I guess looking at them, they are. But im not generally a depressing person. But either way, do review and let me know your thoughts!


1. Oh Dear Oh My reviews
oh dear oh dear, the world is a-tumble.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-3-09 - Complete
2. A tale to be told reviews
An old lady's tale needs to be told.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-08
3. Further In reviews
a short piece.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-07 - Complete
4. Of Dreams
Of dreams. Of Imagination. Of life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Published: 11-24-07 - Complete
5. Little Things, Big Things reviews
You know how people always say it's the little thing that matter? How it's the little things that can make or break a relationship? Well I think that's just all wrong.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-10-07 - Complete
6. If There Be A Place For Me reviews
it's a place we all have, or at least we search for one.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete
7. Smile, My Darling reviews
Because society is depraved.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete
8. Parts reviews
They're what make us, well us.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-06 - Complete
9. Life and such reviews
A poem about how one can go through life. Title is subject to change.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-28-06 - Complete
10. Roses and Words reviews
A word can define your entire life.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-21-06
11. A place of my own reviews
A little place carefully constructed in my head
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-15-06
12. Oh Merry Men » reviews
In the land Somewhere Inbetween, there were two very very brave knights, who were about to embark on their biggest quest yet...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-7-06 - Published: 4-18-06
13. In Autumn reviews
My hand at an imagery poem on the season of all seasons, Autumn.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-27-06
14. Three Words reviews
Just three little words...this isn't what i usually write...so do tell me what you think..
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-10-06
15. Keep the lights on reviews
She says keep the lights on...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-06
16. Wait around reviews
so lets sit and wait
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-17-06
17. Goodbye reviews
its a little angsty, about the depature of many friends...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-14-05
18. That Other World reviews
Grasping onto a world you made, trying to hold on...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-8-05
19. Belief reviews
"He knows best you say"
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-7-05
20. no title reviews
Of when you are alone at night..something i wrote..not very depressing..i have no title..so help me out there please
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-8-04
21. Life's Cycle reviews
ah...another poem by me! who would have thought! Those days when life is just a practiced routine...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-17-04
22. His song reviews
about music and love...this is something i wrote in the middle of the night...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-22-04