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Author has written 33 stories for Humor, Humor, Fantasy, Nature, Life, Friendship, Politics, General, Family, General, and Love. 2-5-2012 I have not touched this account for years, but I suppose I may as well use it again now. Some of the things I have on here I am still okay with, others less so. I feel most writers take a similar attitude towards some works they do like and others they don't. For now, I will leave everything that is currently here up if only for my own benefit, though please feel free to read and comment any anything. The rest of the bio was last updated 5-30-2008. Hmmm... what to say? My favorite authors, meaning people whose work I will read because I trust it to be good because it was written by them, (and this list changes from time to time, though not dramatically) include: Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Oscar Wilde (notice any tendencies?), Eoin Colfer, and I will always have a soft spot for Tamora Pierce, though I no longer jump every time she puts out a new book. Favorite books: See above authors' works. And yes, I read Harry Potter and will be buying the 7th book the day it comes out. And I read the Pendragon series by DJ MacHale, although lately I've become more and more critical about how the author is handling the story. Anyway, it was great reading when I started it. (Of course I was about 4 years younger then.) I love The Giver, but Gathering Blue wasn't nearly as good. I rather enjoyed The City of Ember. I also really liked Spindle's End by Robin McKinley and Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card. (I intend to read more of his work... once I get around to getting to the library.) Um, I think that's about all I feel like writing about me and probably a bit more than you felt like reading. But if you're looking for a good read, check out the authors and books I mentioned. It's not a complete list, but it'll do for now. And... I rather like writing. Well, honestly, I like the results better than the process, which is why I write a lot of short pieces, like poetry and one-shot fiction. But I am going to participate in NaNoWriMo this year, and may put that story up... After November is over and I've edited the crap out of it. .x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x.x. And my writing, listed by year originally written, not by year revised and posted: 2008: 3AM From 2007, I have: Sealed in Summer Piano Lesson The Illogic of Storing Your Brains in Your Feet Next The Mysteriously Incessant Clicking I Will Survive History Class These were from 2006: Missing You Time A Treatise on the Social Dynamics of a World without Peanut Butter Escape of the Circus Animals Vending Machine Something Wants to be Written Here Cousin's Chocolate Rearranging the Universe The World No Longer Enunciates its Words To Lose a Friend Life as a Fairytale Nixon Life in Standstill Writer's Block Conversation with a Pine Beetle These poems (and story) were written sometime in 2005: Sarah's Joey Story Her Thoughts Never Say Such a Dream Flying Closer to Midnight Payback Overwhelmed (this one is iffy, but I'm leaving it up) No Sympathy (it's kind of emo, but oh well) Ode to My Purple Pen From 2004: Nothing anymore. I took down a few things that I really don't want anyone to see anymore because they were just that bad and I now recognize this. (This used to be a joint account, but I am now its sole user, so I also took down the stuff that wasn't mine.) I admit to having an ego, like all writers, so do review. Constructive criticism is highly welcome. Please don't be mean if you don't have anything useful to say. But by all means be mean if you're going to be useful while you're at it. I've mostly posted poetry, though I do have some short fiction up and will be adding more. | |||||||
1. Why I stay awake reviewsIt's peaceful this late at night.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-5-12 - Complete2. Sealed in SummerI remain sealed in.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Published: 6-4-08 - Complete3. Missing You reviewsA poem I wrote a little while ago and finally got around to revising. It's sad and sweet.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-084. 3AM reviewsLife for me one morning at 3 am. Very pleasant.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-08 - Complete5. Time reviewsA rather short poem I wrote a while back and recently revised. Please read and reviewPoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-08 - Complete6. The Mysteriously Incessant Clicking » reviewsFlash fiction. Word count 301. Slightly confusing for humorous purposes. More flash fiction to be added later, if you like this one.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 7-9-077. A Treatise on the Social Dynamics of a World reviews...Without Peanut Butter... I couldn't fit the whole title up there. But anyway it's short and cutesy and hopefully some kind of humorous. Please read and review!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-07 - Complete8. History Class reviewsI suck at coming up with names, so here are Ben and Orion. Yay for short fiction! Takes place during a history class. Read and review!Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-9-079. Escape of the Circus Animals reviewsA poem, written much like a children's book, about escaping circus animals. Pop culture references, and general silliness ensue! Come read and review!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-9-07 - Complete10. Her Thoughts reviewsUm... well... Yeah. Someone listening to someone else reminisce. Not much of a summary, so read to find out more.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-6-0711. Vending Machine reviewsA slam poem about vending machines and a world takeover by machines.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-07 - Complete12. Rearranging the Universe reviewsA poem about locker magnets.. sort of.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-4-07 - Complete13. Payback reviewsA poem, written from the point of view of a little girl who follows her friend around in their schemes to annoy the little boys.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-07 - Complete14. Next reviewsA brief poem about a city and smog and whatnot.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-07 - Complete15. Life as a Fairytale reviewsA bit of a rant about life and fairy tales. Rating for suicide reference.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-07 - Complete16. Cousin's Chocolate reviewsA poem I wrote about my little cousin and what I learned from him.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-07 - Complete17. Something Wants to be Written Here reviewsA pantoum about an idea wanting to be written versus a person wanting to write about an idea. Please read and review!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-3-0718. Piano Lesson reviewsA short poem about a piano lesson. Please comment!Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-07 - Complete19. The Illogic of Storing Your Brains in Your Feet reviewsSomeone challenged me to write in the style of Douglas Adams. I doubt I will ever live up to his genius, but this turned out halfway decent. It takes place in a shoe store and is based on a fictionized true story.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-3-0720. Conversation with a Pine Beetle reviewsA bit of a fluffyish sort of poem... I was bored and there was a pine beetle on the kitchen floor... and then I wrote about it.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-24-07 - Complete21. Writer's Block reviewsI don't believe in Writer's Block.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-19-07 - Complete22. Life in Standstill reviewsA poem about a candle.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete23. Nixon reviewsNot a political statement. Just a musing on a former president.Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete24. To Lose a Friend reviewsThis is a slam I wrote regarding a once close friend.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-17-07 - Complete25. The World No Longer Enunciates Its Words reviewsA poem about how nothing is clear anymore.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-23-06 - Complete26. Ode to My Purple Pen reviewsAppreciation of the writing utensil that enables words to be manifested on paper.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-28-0627. No Sympathy reviewsClaustrophobia and depression...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-28-0628. Overwhelmed reviewsEver feel like too many people were depending on you, and you had too much homework already?Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-28-0629. Closer to Midnight reviewsJust wait a little closer to midnight.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-0630. Flying reviewsPoem formatted like a children's book about flying with birds when one should be sleeping.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-28-0631. Such A Dream reviewsA poem about a fictional dream that is the story of a mixed-up sort of world. Appropriate for kids and those who enjoy a light-hearted children's book.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-28-0632. Never Say reviewsAn assortment of things not to say...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-0633. Sarah's Joey Story reviewsOkay, dumb humor, not what I usually write. Inolves an army of catepillars and a backfiring plan. Come read it! I bet you'll be shaking your head by the end.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-05
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