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Author has written 16 stories for Action, Biography, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Life, General, Fable, Love, General, and Friendship. O, lines in the dip From a Ruffles chip Concrete interpretation Of the book of Revelation I'll bend all the planets And ruin the stars And punch an old man in the face One time when we were nine me and my friend Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe were down at the creek turking over rocks to see what's Underneath. I said: "Did you know that butterflies come from outer space?" "That's not true," he said. "They come from caterpillars, and those come from the eggs of other butterflies." "FUCK YOU!!!" I screamed, and threw a big rock at him. --- I'm Forkfoot. Sometimes I write stuff. | |||||||||
1. Bern'detteFacts of love.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-08 - Published: 11-10-082. An Evening of FunAn evening of fun with the guys.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-08 - Published: 11-10-083. Clickatweetabumbabum reviewsA girl, her grandfather, the sun, and a clock.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-8-08 - Published: 11-8-084. Hammerhead Whales reviewsA poem about hammerhead whales.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-25-08 - Published: 10-25-085. Three Moms reviewsChowlie floats up into outer space on a balloon and goes on an adventure.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 2-17-086. TwentyFour Hours in the Life of King Fifty reviewsKing Fifty spends a day with His peen poin Walter dragon and three zombies that he crucified in His play room.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 2-17-087. Glorious reviewsA hospice home health aid at work.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 2-6-088. Peas and WhiskeyFor Bern'detteComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-27-08 - Published: 1-27-089. Shepherd Wolf On reviewsI've been wanting to write a story about a shepherd for a long time, so I did. Then I stomped on it.Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-10-07 - Published: 3-10-0710. Babyhead reviewsBabies need to be buried from the neck down until they are strong enough to break free and walk about on their own. This is the story of one such baby, as witnessed by a butterfly.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-25-0711. I've Seen a Lot of People Die reviewsI've seen a lot of people die...Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-0612. Remembering Chowlie reviewsThe broken body lies in its cell and remembers Chowlie.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-27-06 - Published: 7-27-0613. Stour Trykk reviewsThe Shaytnor, the Dakktorr, and Synister Mystre Spakk do sik out Nue Lyffe, and eke Nue Civilizayciouns! Awoo! Awoo! Awoo!Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-28-06 - Published: 6-28-0614. The Adventures of Davin Watrous reviewsA tricycline clockumentary.Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-0615. Jason and Colleen reviewsOnce there was a man named Jason and a woman named Colleen. They both lived in a mental health facility.Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-21-06 - Published: 6-21-0616. Jam BandI was at the Garaj Mahal concert a few hours ago when I realized that I had all of Wolverine's powers.Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-30-04 - Published: 5-30-04