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since: 06-03-04, id: 416941
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Author has written 44 stories for Religion, Life, Nature, Action, War, General, Haiku, Humor, Historical, Horror, School, Essay, Politics, and Song.
My old bio got old. I haven't posted anything on this account for more than a year. Expect a lot of my previous work to disappear and be replaced by new work.

Name: Nick

Nickname(s): Nikolai, Nico

Age: Old enough to die for this imperial government and the military-industrial complex

Location: Racist, excuse me, Richmond, VA

Nationality: 1/4 Estonian, 1/4 Ukrainian, 1/4 German, and 1/4 British

Favorite type of music: Industrial

Favorite bands: Front Line Assembly, Rammstein, Turmion Kätilöt, Skinny Puppy, Das Ich:wumpscut:, Flesh Field, Bajskorv, Synthetic Nightmare, Bella Morte, E Nomine, E.S. Posthumus

Politics: I don't lean towards any "side" - I consider myself anti-fascist. I'm a Constitutionalist, I'm for gun rights, I hate racism, I believe war is necessary only when true threats are present, I am vehemently opposed to the military-industrial complex, I'm for small government and against large and overtly powerful governments, I'm against lobbyism, I'm for worker's unions, I think the precious metal standard should be reinstated and the Federal Reserve should be abolished. To this date, the best term I have found to describe my politics is "Libertarian Socialist." I know it sounds like oil and water, but look it up. If you call me left or right, you are wrong.

Favorite quotes:
"In a world of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." ~Eric Arthur Blair (George Orwell)
"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety." ~Benjamin Franklin
"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." ~Howard Zinn

Other Info:
- I'm the sole member of an industrial act, "Project: Wiretapper." My lyrics can be accessed from here: http://www.fictionpress.com/~projectwiretapper
- I've experienced an FBI raid before. It was probably the worst, yet most definitive moment in my life thus far. It has molded me into who I am and what I stand for. I would rather die right here, right now, than live as a slave to the system. Give me liberty or give me death.
- Don't let the harsh attitude scare you off. I'm actually a nice guy in real life, unless you say something bigoted or close minded. 
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1. A Proposal to Congress reviews
This is a modernized version of Jonathan Swift's "Modern Proposal."
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 2-3-06
2. American Revolution II reviews
We need no Patriot Act, we need to act like Patriots and end the oppression that is stripping our rights away.
Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-05 - Published: 12-31-05
3. Don't Buy It reviews
Don't buy into the media's bullshit.
Politics - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 11-18-05
4. Canterbury Tales Parody
This is a rather lengthy project I did for my English class. My first real attempt at humor, which I'm normally not very good at. (with aplologies to Chaucer)
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-11-05 - Published: 11-11-05
5. Let Me Be Your Slave reviews
Sex and money make the world go round. Imagine them being the same thing for a moment, and you'd get something like this.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 10-16-05
6. Geld Heil reviews
Geld Heil, es ist der Fuehrer fuer alles.
Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-5-05 - Published: 10-5-05
7. Green Eggs and Ham reviews
This is a parody on how America's processed food industry has destroyed the health of American citizens. Think I'm lying? How much research have you done?
Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-26-05 - Published: 9-26-05
8. I Am More Than You Are reviews
Do not read this poem if you are a closed minded person who thinks you're better than everyone else because you have money. I wrote this from your point of view to prove a point.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 9-20-05
9. Mindless reviews
This poem was inspired by the movie Princess Mononoke. We are all mindless.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-6-05 - Published: 8-6-05
10. Silence Me reviews
A rather gruesome poem that depicts how far some will go to silence others. Schweige mich.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-3-05 - Published: 8-3-05
11. Hellhound reviews
This idea came to me when I was thinking about our drummer's dog. However, the meaning came clear after I wrote the second stanza - industrialism.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-16-05 - Published: 7-16-05
12. War is Glorious reviews
An army of one does not guarantee you will return in one piece.
War - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-11-05 - Published: 7-11-05
13. Weibchen » reviews
Weibchen is a German word, meaning... well, go look it up, please. This summary is supposed to be rated G. Literally translating to 'wench' (kinda...), 'Weibchen' gets its title from my feelings towards a person in my life. Rated for cursing.
Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-19-05 - Published: 1-30-05
14. Meltdown reviews
A song I wrote for my band with no person in mind (for once). Meant to be sung in a raspy voice, like Hang Him Higher by Wumpscut (inspiration for this song).
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-18-05 - Published: 6-18-05
15. Psycho reviews
This is a song I wrote for a metal band I just recently joined. In this song, I delve into the mind of a school shooter and explain what it feels like to be like one. This is graphic and I strongly warn you not to read it if this is a shaky issue for you.
School - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-27-05 - Published: 4-27-05
16. Mizu to Hi reviews
Mizu to Hi means "Water and Fire" in Japanese. I got this idea when I was thinking about opposites (like Yin and Yang), so I compared women to water and men to fire, and thus, this poem was born.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-25-05 - Published: 3-25-05
17. Circus Maximus reviews
This poem is essentially my personal rant against capitalism and how it dehumanizes humanity. It's an extended metaphor about how we constantly run around in circles and compete against each other. Sad, n'est pas?
Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-21-05 - Published: 3-21-05
18. The Vulture reviews
This was a spur of the moment poem - I had to write it before the idea slipped from my mind. I compare my ex to a vulture (actually what my sister called her). I have a nice Edgar Allan Poe parody stanza at the end.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-05 - Published: 3-10-05
19. Beyond the Advantages and Risks of Nanotechnology » reviews
This is a factual essay I wrote about nanotechnology. The first part is an author's note, and the second part is the essay itself. I hope those of you who wish to know more about nanotechnology will read this.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-28-05 - Published: 2-28-05
20. The Test of Life reviews
This is yet another one of my life lesson narratives I decided to write before I forgot. My sister gave me the idea that life is a multiple choice test of infinite answers, not just A, B, C, or D. This is what I though up and wrote.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-1-05 - Published: 2-1-05
21. Ice Covered Snow reviews
This free verse poem was inspired by the snowstorm that came just recently, and the snow was covered up by ice. I simply applied that idea to what's going on in my life right now and came up with a nice allegorical poem called "Ice Covered Snow".
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 1-23-05
22. Marionette reviews
This is to all you relationship control freaks out there. If you could take at least one second to think about how the other person is feeling when you try and 'help' them, you would realize you've caused nothing but misery in their lives.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-17-05 - Published: 1-17-05
23. Dirt reviews
This is a short, factual narrative that describes how I feel towards people who tell me I'm never going anywhere with my life. Very serious at first, but it then becomes symbolic and metaphoric.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-7-05 - Published: 1-7-05
24. Ich Bin Erde Kaiser reviews
This is a German phrase that means "I am the king of the world" (or something close to it). This poem basically delves into the mind of an insane sniper in the middle of a war.
War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-2-04 - Published: 12-2-04
25. A Different Kind of Hero reviews
This poem was written for a contest at school, and I actually got an honorable mention award for it. Since the prompt was "A Different Kind of Hero", I decided to write about nerds.
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-30-04 - Published: 10-30-04
26. Matchbook reviews
This is an allegory, having to do with the atomic bomb test in 1945 that revolutionized the world of science and woke up mankind in realization of our true destructive power... I hope you catch the symbology in this. If you have any questions, email me.
Historical - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-04 - Published: 9-24-04
27. Godhand » reviews
In the future, America becomes a totalitarian imperial power, and Europe is the only thing they have not siezed. General Marty Creighton leads the anti-European resistance MECH fleet with the most powerful unit ever, Godhand. Rated for cursing & violence.
Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-16-04
28. It Ends Tonight reviews
I got this quote from Neo in The Matrix Revolutions. This poem is very generalized, with no specific topic or theme. I wanted this work to have multiple meanings, since everything else of mine is so focused. Enjoy!
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-8-04 - Published: 9-8-04
29. Storm reviews
A soldier who knew the risks of nanotechnology reflects on how his warnings were ignored before he dies in battle against the force he predicted.
War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-04 - Published: 8-30-04
30. Veronica's Veil » reviews
When Veronica Bailey is awoken by a strange phone call, her life completely changes within the several hours following. Lots of religion and mythology discredting. Rated R for violence, gore, cursing, and sex.
Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,304 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-29-04 - Published: 8-29-04
31. Deciphering the Da Vinci Code » reviews
This is a research paper of mine titled "Paganist Influences in the Early Roman Catholic Church". I actually turned this in. Based on the Da Vinci Code, read at your own risk.
Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-27-04 - Published: 7-27-04
32. Yawn reviews
It's a poem about writing poems while half asleep that I wrote while I was half asleep. Go figure.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-19-04 - Published: 7-19-04
33. Nightmare reviews
No matter how I try to get a message across there will always be people who ignore it completely.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-17-04 - Published: 7-17-04
34. Seraphim Sarong reviews
I wrote these haikus in traditional Japanese format, and I provided the English translation off to the side.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - Japanese - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-17-04 - Published: 7-17-04
35. Neo Crusade reviews
Mankind's final struggle against the technology it created.
War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-16-04 - Published: 7-16-04
36. Melchior reviews
This is basically a summary of the book I wrote seen through the eyes of the antagonist. Only those who have read my book or I have told will understand it. Rated for violence, death, and mild cursing.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-17-04 - Published: 6-17-04
37. It Doesn't Matter reviews
A dying soldier in battle is baffled at how his commanding officer can mercilessly kill and not be morally scarred.
War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-14-04 - Published: 6-14-04
38. Tabula Rasa reviews
Man and God are but blank slates to be written on and wiped clean.
Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-11-04 - Published: 6-11-04
39. The Manhattan Project reviews
The Trinity Test on July 16, 1945 of the first atomic bomb from the point of view of the director of its creation.
War - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 6-7-04
40. Dark Messenger » reviews
An isolated incident occurs where no one can hear you scream - and the military's only hope in combating this new force of horror rests on an elite 'Agent'.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,711 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-6-04 - Published: 6-5-04
41. Resident Evil: Recon reviews
An adaptation to the Resident Evil series, RE:Recon takes place after the events of the first movie.
Action - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-5-04 - Published: 6-5-04
42. Plague reviews
We are a virus in our nature and vaccine in our actions. We destroy and will eventually become destroyed. This is the revised version.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-5-04 - Published: 6-5-04
43. Time's up reviews
There's no time left for mankind, and we are doomed to extinction.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-5-04 - Published: 6-5-04
44. I am Alpha and Omega reviews
Nanotechnology becomes God and threatens to annihilate the human race.
Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-5-04 - Published: 6-5-04
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