Author has written 1 story for Life.

Name: Ryu-sama (yes, '-sama' Bow down to this dysfunctional spoilt brat or you shall suffer her heart wrenching rage)

Age: body - legal, mind - broken, emotionally - redundant.

Gender: Female

About Me: I'm anything but 'normal' in the society's eye. Psh, I don't even speak my national language fluently. Talking to me is probably not something you'd like to do unless you know my character. Cause I seriously won't backtrack for somehow insulting a belief or person. :3 Deal with it. I have a lot of issues. Most of them petty things but some of them are pointless philosophical questions without certain answers. I'm a pessimist in life who can't find the brighter side of things. Not 'wouldn't', I just 'can't'. This world is just too much for my small frame to bear. I'd consider myself poetic, philosophical (I can have my own delusions. Leave me alone!) and certainly not stupid but unfortunately it's my nature to be clumsy, irrational and very slow in thinking. -shrug- That's the controversial me for you. I talk with people who have interesting things things to say and /or have unique character.

Lives On: Tea, chocolate, sleep.

Kinda Likes: Pretty hair and things in general, cats, intelligent people, fluorescent light(warm light kills my eyes), quiet places, being completely alone in any room (spell: get the hell away from me), good fan and original fiction, anime(Death Note, D.Gray-Man , Neon Genesis Evangelion, Honey and Clover, Jigoku Shoujo.. currently).

Dislikes: Dust (I am allergic), people who ramble useless and non-informative things, one day flus (though they are useful sometimes..), bright lights shining at my eye (are you ppl trying to make me completely blind?!?), malfunctioning computers, slow internet, mundane chores, shower/pools/rivers/beaches (do you believe that I get rashes from water??!)

Hates: Sunlight, humid places(excluding saunas), humanity, Life, Noise (as in those crowded places where you can hear everything and nothing at the same time), issues with God and most supernatural things, Dogs (especially wet ones. they smell bad!), humans, my family, 'happy' people, my no-life, stupid rude people who thank they're 'all that's cool', uncontrollable voices, traitors, narrow minded people, people who can't take the hint that I'm supremely pissed and am about to permanently disfigure them.. really I should shut up now. No one is interested in this.. =.=;;

Warning(s): My stories (if and when they come out) will likely contain specific thinking styles that is generally in contradiction with what most of the human race will tolerate. But things that are deemed 'untolerated' will be warned in the summary/blah so no worries.. -.- I like flames on say, dead leaves. Not me.

IMPORTANT:

A little warning to all of those story thieves out there.. .

Read on, stranger, but take heed

Of what awaits the sin of greed,

For those who take, but do not earn,

Must pay most dearly in their turn.

So if you seek to steal my stories,

God will be the least of your worries.

Thief, beware, you have been warned,

There's nothing like a woman scorned.

Taken from: Alucard's Vampiress's profile (she's a fanfiction authoress who has kick ass dreams.. literally)