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since: 06-07-04, id: 417666, Profile Updated: 04-08-08
country: United States
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Author has written 23 stories for General, Nature, Life, Haiku, and Essay.

Hi. I'm Laria.

I highly doubt that anyone cares, but in the interest of serving people like myself who've little better to do than read the bios of others I have prepared the following.

I do so love: liberalism, Rocky Gorge Reservoir, most art, music, feminism (the original kind), my Greek heritage, Italy, pigeons, honey sesame tofu, science, spanikopita, pineapple & onion pizza, decent poetry, languages and linguistics, Discover, Bill Bryson, the earth, ketchup, reading, oil pastel, pacifism, crossword puzzles, CNN, the environment, the Discovery channels, The Rape of the Lock, the sun, cooking, Smithsonian, autumn, nonfiction, sushi, geology, elvish, John Gribbin, World History, Barack Obama, Master & Commander, It's Academic, The Inferno, oregano, JtHM, soybeans, George Orwell, Galileo Galilei, bread crumbs, Orson Scott Card, Spongebob Squarepants, Jeopardy, and Edgar Allen Poe.

I rather dislike: Tim Russert, sports, Macs, Spanish V AP, carrots, charcoal, rap, most people, spring, Hillary Clinton, algebra, stereotyping, Pat Robertson & his 700 buddies, allergies, Verbatim CD's, Robert Frost, suspense, homophobia, Fox news, liver, poor grammar, Michael Steele, JD Salinger, wheely shoes, people who stand in the middle of hallways, cotton candy, the electoral college, organized religion, Mike Gravel, the Seasonal department, mayonnaise, pep rallies, idiocy, fossil fuel usage, the Bush regime, automatic can-openers, glitter, Christmas music, heights, Sci-fi, the fact that my palm pilot is broken, smoking, Dan Brown, and hypocrisy.

I have an account on fan fiction, as well. Congratulations to you if you can figure out who I am. I would also say that if that is indeed the case then you probably need to get a life.

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1. The Limerick » reviews
Sequelesque poem has been posted. I think that it is complete, but I could be wrong. Reviews are appreciated.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 10-22-07
2. Well, the title's not exactly g rated » reviews
So...It's really more religion and philosophy-ish, but there was no such choice and I saw tragedy as most befitting.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-3-06 - Published: 8-3-06
3. World War I reviews
I suppose it could be any war, really. I dunno. Read and tell me what you make of it.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-14-06 - Published: 5-14-06
4. Whiskey Sour reviews
I'm not really sure if it is finished yet or not. Reviews are appreciated.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-13-06 - Published: 2-13-06
5. Blank reviews
Reviews are appreciated, as always. Erm, I am kind of confused about this one, so I'll not try a summary.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-23-05 - Published: 10-23-05
6. According to Gump reviews
This is where I am going to be posting all my unfinished poetry. The title, I guess, shall change to accomodate everything else I put here.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-16-05 - Published: 9-16-05
7. Ode to my Sister reviews
I was irritated with the decibel levels coming from my sister's room one day.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 9-13-05 - Published: 9-13-05
8. Wish reviews
Lonely star, we wish on you.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-8-05 - Published: 7-8-05
9. Pyrite at the end of the Rainbow reviews
The rope broke. Hanged no more.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 7-5-05
10. Buy a Memory reviews
You feel not, you think not. 'Tis such a disgrace.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 7-5-05
11. On my Shoulders reviews
Based off the small cartoonish characters used to portray angels and devils. Of course, there is not always a winner. Reviews are appreciated.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-5-05 - Published: 2-5-05
12. Where the Why Is reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-10-05 - Published: 1-10-05
13. Looking reviews
Reviews are appreciated. Thanks for the title ideas, everybody.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-22-04 - Published: 11-22-04
14. Outside and Within reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-16-04 - Published: 10-16-04
15. The Wind Upon My Face reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-4-04 - Published: 9-4-04
16. I wonder reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-4-04 - Published: 9-4-04
17. Glassy Water reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-4-04 - Published: 9-4-04
18. Reality Fades reviews
It all disappears, reality fades.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-4-04 - Published: 9-4-04
19. I Will Live reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-12-04 - Published: 6-12-04
20. The Sound is Silent » reviews
The first poem was partially inspired by the incredible book "Night" by Elie Wiesel. Reviews are appreciated.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-9-04 - Published: 6-8-04
21. Incomprehensible reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 6-7-04
22. Answer reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 6-7-04
23. Tears reviews
Reviews are appreciated.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 6-7-04
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