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since: 06-10-04, id: 418242, Profile Updated: 12-30-09
country: USA
Author has written 16 stories for General.

I am 20, going on 45, going on 13 and all I really want to say is: I welcome all constructive criticism, and I'm pretty good at returning reviews. The stories I post here aren't ones I'm too serious about, but help is always appreciated.

"So early in my life, I had learned that if you want something, you had better make some noise." - Malcolm X (from his autobiography)

"You said, you're gross, my darling. I said, no, I'm rock and roll." - Kimya Dawson

"I write for the same reason I breathe; because if I didn't, I would die." - Isaac Asimov


1. For A Pessimist, I’m Pretty Stupid reviews
I put my face into my pillow and think, that's what you get for having such a stupid heart.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-13-09 - Complete
2. Continents reviews
An ocean between continents, and my love that happened despite it all.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-12-09 - Complete
3. Bled reviews
This has to be good enough. It could never be anything more.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-11-09 - Complete
4. Maps reviews
She had made it all the way from Boston to Chicago thanks to a certain amount of luck and a few trusty maps tucked into the lining of her short black trench coat.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-08
5. Sleep Together reviews
Not worth a summary. I promise.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-20-08 - Complete
6. Catharsis Red reviews
She was only an angry voice echoing in his head.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-27-08 - Complete
7. can't quit if you never start reviews
despair, shame. she keeps lovely company.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-08
8. Withdraw » reviews
Something I started for NaNoWriMo 2007 and never finished. Nonlinear narrative, rated for sexuality. He looked just like the type of guy Elsie's mother had always warned her about: The kind of boy who smoked pot and had nothing but immoral thoughts.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,711 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-08 - Published: 7-17-08
9. Feel, Damn You, Feel reviews
Alyssa was easy to love. Too easy to love, like the way a bad idea often sounds so appealing before it's put into action and the faults and roadblocks suddenly become painfully clear.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-08 - Complete
10. Pax Societa reviews
Who looks more foolish: The slaughtered victims or the blood-stained victors? Anti-war satire. I want to revise this, so constructive criticism is welcomed. Rated M for gore late in the story.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-08
11. privy thief
Anyone who has read The Canterbury Tales should know what this one is about to some extent. A girl. A boy. Look inside to see what happens! I bet it's not what you think.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Published: 2-16-08 - Complete
12. hemorrhage reviews
I can't even explain this one. I wanted to write something about pigeons that had a semi-surprise ending? Read it to find out.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-16-08 - Complete
13. and the world came tumbling after » reviews
A symbolic piece about how it feels to think you've ruined everything you once knew.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-16-08 - Complete
14. Jesus Tried To Take My Girl Away reviews
A story I wrote after a kid I knew tried to convince me that underage drinking was a great way to make friends. Don't get too drunk, or Jesus might just take you away. Literally. Rated T for one word.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-16-08 - Complete
15. Hate Parade reviews
I wrote this in response to Westboro Baptist Church's post on their website regarding the Northern Illinois University shootings. It was done quickly, but I would like to expand upon it, so I would appreciate reviews with any suggestions.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-15-08
16. She Likes Big Words reviews
Life, as usual. Rated T for one swear word and general promiscuity.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-19-07 - Complete