“It’s best that I be as clear about this as I can—I want you to understand that my basic belief about the making of stories is that they pretty much make themselves. The job of the writer is to give them a place to grow (and to transcribe them of course). If you see things this way (or at least try to), we can work together comfortably. If, on the other hand, you decide I’m crazy, that’s fine. You won’t be the first.”
~Stephen King, On Writing
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Do you have a Name? Call me Gaki, or Theo, or Mittenpaws...
Where are you Located? IN A BOX...under a freeway overpass...with a laptop...okay, I'm lying, but you'll never get it outta me! NEVAH!
What is your current Age? I'll give you a range: 12-56 There's your range, go for it.
Are you a short person? Yes...I'm exactly 5.03ft tall.
Five feet tall, you've gotta be light! Yes, yes...my thighs don't touch when I walk.
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Do you have a Favorite Song? Piano Man
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"Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts."
~Billy Joel
"No, it's not a very good story - its author was too busy listening to other voices to listen as closely as he should have to the one coming from inside."
~Stephen King
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