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| TheDonutMistress |
Author has written 6 stories for Humor, General, Humor, and Life. Hmm... Not quite sure why I'm bothering with this. Getting noticed here is no easy task. T_T Would it help my cause if I said I had big knockers? XD In any case, the name's Tristan. I'm female, 25, live in CO. I'm currently addicted to Trauma Center on the Wii. I highly recommend playing it drunk. My interests (obsessions) include: reading, writing, sleeping, video games, professional wrestling, laughing and the A-Team. Say what you will. The A-Team owns my soul. And Dwight Schultz is a GENIUS. I haven't posted anything here in ages because, well, I ain't written anything in ages. My bad. If you wanna know more about me go to my homepage and check out my journal. I also write fanfics:http://www.fanfiction.net/~thedonutmistress Or catch me on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/feffu As for my work here, I think it goes without saying, but Kitty Loves Teddy Bear is NOT a serious poem... XD Anyhoo, read my crap, please. Me = feedback whore. Tootles. | |||||
1. So Effing Poetic reviewsEver read a poem that you know is so incredibly profound, yet you have no clue what it means? Then this one is for you.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-052. Anonymity Sucks reviewsJust read it, mmkay? And review, cause it makes me happy.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-053. How To Be A Successful Fanfic Writer reviewsA joke. Obviously. Inspired by an online writing aptitude test I found. More in-depth summary inside. Give it a try, k?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-26-054. If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say reviewsSomething G-rated from me? Anyway, it's really short, so give it a read, and give me a review.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-16-055. Two Dimensional Soul reviewsUh...it's depressing and it doesn't rhyme? I'd like to think it's thoughtful.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-17-056. Kitty loves Teddy Bear reviewsUm...the real title is inside because my title and summary have to be G-rated, right?Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-16-05
