I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. -William Mauldin

(My name comes from my birthday in Roman Numerals. May 4th at 9:00. V+ IV + IX.)

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1. The Legion reviews

The town of Sunrise has an issue. A small town in Montana, on fire like the Sahara. They know the problem, but no solution. They hire a G.I. to fix before the problem gets out of hand (There's more to the story. Extended summary to follow with more wri

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-8-06 - Published: 7-8-06

2. The Imbalance Launch Article reviews

The Imbalance is an independant online newspaper that we the students of the Bergen Academies have created. For the soon to be first article, I chose to deal with the homosexuals. See if you can spot where people might get offended.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-21-06 - Published: 1-21-06

3. Down the Road reviews

(first poem) A simple journey to find one's lost.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-06

4. How to Write an Essay for the SAT reviews

I wrote this for my fellow high schoolers at the Bergen County Academies. You guys may benefit from it too.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-06 - Published: 1-7-06

5. City of Nights reviews

It's a dark intertwining story from several character's viewpoints, about the actions in the corners of the city nicknamed "City of Nights"

Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-2-05 - Published: 5-2-05

6. Art of Political Incorrectness: Smoking reviews

the simple, brutal facts about anti-smokers. (truthfulness not guaranteed) :P

Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-19-05 - Published: 3-19-05

7. Easy Steps to Lure Readers to your Bad Story reviews

Some simple steps some fictionpress writers can take to make my time at the boards easier

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-16-05 - Published: 3-16-05

8. Jake's Guide to Staying Sane » reviews

A trip down memory lane... (everyone's memories deleted under 'boring.)

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-1-05 - Published: 2-11-05

9. Art of Political Incorrectness Part 2 reviews

The first one had to do with smoking in schools. Well, I tried to write a slightly more 'okay' one with this anti-suicide essay

Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-23-05 - Published: 2-23-05

10. Art of Political Incorrectness Part 1 reviews

The beginning of the beginning: It's a letter I wrote to the NJ senator, but never planning to send.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-15-05 - Published: 2-15-05

11. VARGAS reviews

A story about everyone's favorite: Fame and Fortune. If you say you don't want these, you are in denial.

Thriller - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-11-05 - Published: 2-11-05