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EldestMushroom
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since: 07-03-04, id: 422964
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Author has written 11 stories for Humor, Life, Humor, Essay, General, General, and Fantasy.

About Me:

I'm an almost senior girl who lives in a place where it's green on Christmas yet white on Easter. Ugh, I hate Ohio. I'm mildly obsessed with the Food Network, Take Home Chef (which is not on the food network for your information), and Psych. I am the greatest procrastinater that ever lived- therefore I update very sparatically and in very large chunks. It also means I'm quite fabulous at faking my homework and pulling all nighters but let's not talk about that...

Currently Reading: Deathly Hallows!!!! Wuthering Heights again. Bleh. I liked it the first time, but I'm not so crazy about writing essays about its weather.

Besides reading and writing, my life would not be complete without ballet. I get bored without my seven classes and two, five hour rehearsals a week. I was just in Saratoga for a ballet intensive and got to go to 6 NYCB performances (3 of which featured the one and only amazing Daniel Ulbricht- if you ever get the chance to see him dance, I highly recommend you go and get your mind blown. Seriously, he's the best dancer I've ever seen. Ever. But this is a writing site, not a dance site so I'll stop now).

Story Stats:

Ok, all my fiction is now gone. Why? Because it was juvenile, out dated, and just plain bad. But I've been working on a few things lately, a novel and some short stories to be exact, which will be posted when finished. Yes, that includes the novel too. That way if I give up halfway through no one except myself will see the failure. I would apologize to anyone who liked the deleted works but I don't think those people exist.




1. As Luck Would Have It reviews
A short snippet of a day in the post-marital life of Karma. Yes, Karma. Mr. Goes Around Comes Around himself. And he has company...
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 3-20-08
2. Six Word Stories reviews
Based on a challenge given to Ernest Hemingway: tell a story in just six words. Ten or so of my own attempts
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-4-07 - Published: 4-4-07
3. Broken Mirror reviews
A little white lie A small crack in the glass. An insight on how lies grow and change
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-6-06 - Published: 6-6-06
4. Pandora's Brand New Million Dollar Box reviews
These are the days of vanity, of deception and deceit/Greed that clouds the eyes and minds of most
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
5. Poetry for the Deranged Mind » reviews
A collection of nonsensical, random and just plain funny poems. Be afraid...be veeerrry afraid...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 9-5-05 - Published: 6-19-05
6. The People in my Head » reviews
My mind, for the world to see. Don't worry, its fiction, meaning NOT TRUE! sorry, my summeries suck. Please R&R
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-29-05 - Published: 8-12-04
7. Dawn reviews
a nice long metaphor about what life can be...yes i know i suck at summaries, no need to tell me
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-20-05
8. Nightmare reviews
exactly what the title says. it was based off a nightmare of mine...ok, so i took poetic liscemse and changed it a bit to fit my needs but oh well.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-20-05
9. How to Act When Meeting a Celebrity reviews
The title says it all. I wrote it in English last year, hope you like it!
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-05
10. Lemon Sherbert reviews
My biography in poetry format
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-26-05
11. A Place of Dreams reviews
Something I wrote for English class. It's basically where I am when I daydream
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-26-05
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