Ok, so I would be Wilwarindel (Wil to all you nice reviewers) and this would be my fiction.pressaccount. Well done for finding it. Have a sit down. Maybe a biscuit. Rock and roll.

Anyway, This was just an excuse to post my short stories that I wrote for my Creative Writing class last year or whenever it was, but I have now started writing poetry. I never thought I would be able to write poetry that was any good--and I'm probably right. Basically I need to nurture my pretentious angst. Go me. Personally, I blame The Cranberries.

So, read, maybe review and think of me while you do.A 5'5", blonde, blue eyedBritish chick. I'm very sexy. Don't forget that.

Don't worry, I'm not really THAT vain. I'm just steeped in irony.

What more can I say?

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1. Death at Every Corner reviews

I don't know why I see these things at my parents house. I know they're not real, but they still frighten me.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-06

2. Maybe Its Better That Way reviews

The true, shameful story of how I came to start cutting myself to deal with my problems. Stupid, yes, but hey, its a good poem, so its not all bad. (That was a joke. Sort of.)

Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-11-06

3. Let The Truth Be Said Aloud reviews

The poem details the confused, painful and often self-flaggelating journey I went on before I finally realised that my friends are arseholes and I'm not to blame for them abandoning me.

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-7-06 - Published: 2-7-06

4. Girl, Unnamed reviews

a poem about how I can't believe men can use young prostitutes for cheap thrills-they may as well be necrophiliacs.

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-05

5. Fixing Me reviews

About a friend who couldn't stop trying to fix problems that didn't exist in me, and how he only made things worse.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-05

6. Dance of Lies reviews

Inspired by the gobilin masquerade in the film Labyrinth. A poem about you can get caught up in believing the lies around you because its easier than facing the truth.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-27-05 - Published: 3-27-05

7. You reviews

The one who REALLY understands all the shit my other friends put me through, and how she gives me the strength to keep trusting.

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-15-05 - Published: 3-15-05

8. Ode To My Friends reviews

A bitter look at the conflicting emotions I feel towards my friends...and what they did to me.

Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-15-05 - Published: 3-15-05

9. The Crying Room Inside Your Mind reviews

An insight into my cousins mind; my cousin whose tears froze for years before she could learn to cry again

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-15-05 - Published: 3-15-05

10. Just Confused reviews

A poem about 3 men who once meant more to me than I meant to them and how they would've broken my heart if only they'd stuck around for longer than a few days.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-26-04 - Published: 12-26-04

11. Christmas Day at 3 am reviews

Written at 3am X-mas day this is a memory I have from being a little girl and being unable to sleep!

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-26-04 - Published: 12-26-04

12. Full reviews

A short poem about how different people deal with anger and sorrow

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-26-04 - Published: 12-26-04

13. Through The Looking Glass reviews

Drugs and meaningless sex have lead to self-destruction...

Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-10-04 - Published: 7-10-04

14. The Funeral reviews

Polly just wants to hide away and grieve for her closest friend, but first she must survive the funeral.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-10-04 - Published: 7-10-04

15. The Stain reviews

A young girls love for her perfect cousins and the equally strong hatred of their brother, leads to a horrific accident...

Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-10-04 - Published: 7-10-04

16. The Good Captain reviews

A fictional rendition of a true ghost story from the Trenches of the First World War.

Historical - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-10-04 - Published: 7-10-04