Muahahaha... welcome to the twighlight world that is my page...

Hmmm... what to write...

Fave music: Anything on Fox.Fm,Katy Rose,Avril (only the newer songs), Jay-Z, Usher, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Green day, Maroon 5...

Fave food: Risotto

Favourite Authors:James Patterson, Stephen King, and more.

TV Show I can't Live Without: Desperate Houswives, Lost and the Simpsons

Review my story, and I'll review yours!

Big Thankyou to: Kashe-sama (loyal reviewer:I owe you a Johhney Depp photo),Jack Lumber -sama (ditto)(without the Johnney Depp photo), Lykaios (a survivor and I'm on your faveourite author list. Yay!), Meaningless Parasite (yay! I'm on another author list!), Kermushi Caterpillar (authoress of the brilliant 'moshi-moshi, mushimushi!') and finally Sensitiveangel (my first reviewer, whom without i might never have continued 'its not my fault).

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1. Camp » reviews

The side of Darking Falls -they- don't want you to know. the reason no one comes back... the same. my story is here. probably the only story that you'll ever read about it.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-22-05 - Published: 9-30-04

2. Cliches reviews

What more can you ask for? A list of all cliches possible. If you have a request feel free to ask.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-12-05 - Published: 4-12-05

3. Blue Dog reviews

The blue dog oh/How it howls at the moon/I’d be scared but/I somehow know//You’re here with me/You’ll never let me be afraid/So I'm not scared/Coz that’s all I need to know...

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-24-05 - Published: 2-24-05

4. Funny instructions » reviews

These are true, swear-to-god-true instructions on consumer goods that i found via funnyjunk.com. so i guess you can't call this a fiction, but its still dead funny! Read it and laugh. now with new installment, 'STUPID SIGNS!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-8-04 - Published: 9-30-04

5. The Attack of the MarySues reviews

this is a parody of all things Mary-Sue. i was reading a M-S romance fic ad i thought this is really cheesy, so i decided to make it into a parody. god, i sound like an author giving a speech sigh. Well, R&R, and ENJOY!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-13-04 - Published: 9-13-04

6. Pattern reviews

An’ don’t you see the pattern/ of when it’s all going good You say something/or do something That takes it all away/takes it all away... R&R!

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-27-04 - Published: 8-27-04

7. It's Not my Fault » reviews

Meet jadis. no boyf. no living family. DO NOT BE CONFUSED. THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS FIC it gets insane after the first chap. i do camoes, but only if you send a proper review with it. R&R. WARNING: this story is showing dangerous signs of plot in later chaps

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-27-04 - Published: 8-1-04

8. He Don't Deserve You reviews

kinda a get over him/stick up for yourself type song. please R&R. i will be nice if you do

Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-26-04 - Published: 8-26-04

9. I'm just a Kid reviews

title says it all. im just a kid and i decided to write a song about that. please R&R it would mean a lot

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-26-04 - Published: 8-26-04

10. For all who have a story published on fictionpress reviews

this is exactly what the title says. also for anyone else who wants a funny poem (well, i think its funny...)

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-25-04 - Published: 8-25-04

11. Pack of Wolves reviews

Elle: just moved to an formally all boy school (she is the first female to enrol). there she meets jamie and tom. what will happen to her and will she survive the year? R&R, please!

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-7-04 - Published: 8-7-04

12. My incredibly insane life » reviews

This is all true. it's written straight from my diary. My second fic and i hope y'all like it. well its not all true. apart from my mums beef stew and having a crush on someone. oh, i have decided not to update this until i get 15 reviews.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-5-04 - Published: 8-3-04

13. Never ever ever » reviews

Read and review please! i hope you all like it. this was actually a homework assignment, but i decided to publish it coz i like it. ENJOY!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-5-04 - Published: 8-3-04

14. this si a crappy little poem that i made up in rec reviews

title says it all. enjoy!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-3-04 - Published: 8-3-04