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Naomi Schemer
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since: 07-08-04, id: 423910
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Author has written 2 stories for General, and Humor.

Name: Maya(do you seriously think I'de give you my last name?)

Country: NC, USA
Original place of birth: Israel (moved to US when i was 11)

Hair: Shortish, and black-blueish.
Eyes: bluish-greenish, with awsome blue rimmed glasses. (occaisionally awesome purple rimmed)

The storys on my favorites list are usually ongoing, because I don't like getting e-mails on storys, and I would rather check with my favorites list, so if you're looking for a good read, I would suggest you go to either my author's list, or check the profile pages of those on my favorites list. (or ask me?)

likes:
randomality
Rock
slash
toast
chocolate
animals
anime/manga
J-pop/J-rock

David Sedaris

Various other books and authors

The fact that I'm not single

Writing

Cool bios

open minded people

Dislikes:

meat eaters (once again, I don't like the fact that they eat meat..if I was only friends with people who don't eat meat, I would have a very small amount of friends)
serious people
homophobes (well, the fact that they're homophobes..I have a friend who is somewhat homophobic...I don't like it, and I may try to change his mind a bit, but that's it)
porn (I'm talking about the politicaly correct definition...aka, what you'll find in a dictionary)
badly written fiction that doesn't make sense (unless it's not supposed to make sense, like FLCL)
Patriotism (it's annoying)

the fact that when I try to add things, there's a space. Fucking annoying, and it didn't happen before.

Lack of common sense ( If you ever act is if you're lacking common sense, I can promise you will be looked down upon)

People who say I have bad taste in music, when they listen to Jessica Simpson

Overly pierced people. They make me jealous (My body doesn't like it when metals are inserted into it, and tends to protestsid insertionby infecting the area surroundingaformentioned metal)

Being too young to do anything worth while (aka: drinking, getting a tattoo, driving etc. etc. Ok, so maybe most of it is not worth while...whatever!)

Hope you like what I have posted here. I know some things need major revising, and I will get to revising them...eventually. I don't think I'll post things that are not one-shots, cause I don't trust myself to actually get around and finish a full story, and I know how annoying it is when an author just stops a story in the middle.I have some plot bunnys jumping around, that seem pretty good...but I don't really have the ability to write them all and finish all of them, so if you need an idea...




1. Blind Dates reviews
Insane best friends, two guys that don't go out nearly enough, and the reason why your dear "writer" disslikes blind dates. Slash. Rating because this is incridibly mild. This is more of a joke/one-liner then anything, but do enjoy.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-14-05 - Published: 5-14-05
2. A Choir reviews
A poem I wrote for school, about chorus. I love it, and this are my thoughts about it, with the no racizm comment to pacify my teacher and her
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 1-1-05
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