Guess who loves getting reviewed?

Guess who ALSO loves getting constructive criticism?

Also, candy would be nice.

I mean, if you have any.

I like Almond Joys.

So, uh, how about that generic sports team? I hear they won, lost, or tied.

But seriously, folks.

Read my stuff. Please.

Oh, and review, too.

Yes, Jimmy, you too, in the back, don't think I can't see you, you little jerk.

Now, about that candy...

By the way, Moon Children is NOT finished. I'm still mickeying around with it. But in the meantime, read the one about the pink bunny PJs. I have finished it! If you like it... review. And then tell all of your friends. And get them to review, too. Because I'm a total comment slave. Ha ha ha... oh, yeah, and as a warning, for anyone who's reading this profile and wants to know beforehand, chapter 25 of PBPJ has sex. Of the GAY kind. I tried not to let it happen but the characters both complained. Also, Midden is half Unseleigh - which, for those of you not too familiar with Celtic mythology, basically equates to dark elf. I wanted to write a story about cute gay boys. Then it occured to me that I could also make it about a bunch of people with really funny names. (Okay, I wanted a character named "Cheddar". So sue me.) And they could be elves. And magic could be boring. And, and, I'm rambling. Oops.

There's also this secret project I'm working on, that's giving me trouble, because some of the pieces are really just too weird and need editing. And then there's the kinda-sequel to Moon Children. And then there's Moon Children itself. (winces). And then there's the thing with the Multiverse that I keep idling around with, and there's also the three-episode (so far) tale of mystery and intrigue, and the short stories I have on the back burner, but all I really want to do is write emo poetry and gay fanfiction about my favorite anime characters. Yep. Sorry to disappoint you all, but that's what I've been directing my energy into: Gay. Anime. Fanfiction. ... Wow I'm really an irresponsible writer.

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1. Cold Summer reviews

A sociopathic boy and an angry girl experiment with their brains. Extremely strong language, unneccessary cruelty for the sake of humor, a permeating sense of bleak despair. Just like real life! And no, it's not about drugs.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-9-07 - Published: 9-9-07

2. Chariot Of Fire » reviews

My brain is different from your brain. My life is different from your life. Come and see! As I smash my brains onto the paper and hope it's more than just a mess. Don't worry. Sometimes I'm quite sane. 1st chapter sucks, but what the hey.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-4-07 - Published: 10-1-06

3. Pink Bunny Pajamas » reviews

Slash! Complete! Midden and Aaron are rather unusual !in a half elf, OCD, violent, clubtastic, compulsive cleaning sense of unusual! ...apartmentmates. One is relentlessly cute, the other has anger issues. Hint: Aaron isn't the cute one.

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-7-06 - Published: 9-13-06

4. Toil and Trouble reviews

Amos is an airy-fairy aristocratic young man who flirts with everything and adores clothes, and Zukida is a stern, prudish priestess. Their connection? They both have rather rare "abilities", and they're out to save the world.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-13-06 - Published: 9-13-06

5. Moon Children » reviews

When Andromeda brings Aja, her amnesiac daughter, back to the City, events and Aja's sanity begin to spin out of control... eeep! Hiatus.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,536 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-10-06 - Published: 7-10-04

6. Disturbed reviews

Two girls. Friends? Melian thought they were, but confessions from Karen, that neither of them will admit were genuine, makes her reconsider. But you have to wonder... how does Karen feel?

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-8-04 - Published: 8-8-04

7. Summer Blues reviews

Whee, first chapter, an account of my trip to Quebec! . In which I met Luc, and a strange Brit whose name was definitely not Pierre, but I hugged him as Pierre anyway.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-6-04 - Published: 8-6-04

8. The Vestigial Organ It Isn't reviews

It's really nonfiction, but hey, you should know. The appendix actually does not prove something about evolution, seeing as how it isn't a vestigial organ from some long-ago time when we ate grass.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-1-04 - Published: 8-1-04