I'm from Saint John, New Brunswick, Canada. If anyone is from the area, let me know! I want to know if anyone else from Crappyville is ruinging their lives in the same way I am.

Birth date: September 22, 1982. I have trouble enough updating my own stories...do you think I'm going to come back to my profile EVERY YEAR to change my age?

I make no claim of competence.

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1. I Want A NonAlcoholic Bar reviews

No way that's going to happen.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-6-05 - Published: 10-6-05

2. Bleeding Mouth reviews

I have blood in my mouth. Find out why.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-12-05 - Published: 7-12-05

3. Be Thankful reviews

You'll be thankful if you read the author's note at the end.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-11-05 - Published: 4-11-05

4. Fog You, Saint John reviews

I wrote some haikus about a string of foggy days in June or July, and didn't get around to publishing them until I read "Canada" by The Prideful Mink (4-8-03)

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-21-04 - Published: 9-21-04

5. I miss Animaniacs reviews

Just randomness combining some Animaniacs quotes. The title sums it up.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 7-22-04 - Published: 7-22-04

6. Give me a job reviews

I had been out of college for about 5 weeks, and no one had hired me. So I wrote this.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-22-04 - Published: 7-22-04