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| The Magician (Joseph |
Author has written 77 stories for General, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Horror, Supernatural, War, Life, Religion, Play, General, Politics, Love, Humor, Spiritual, and Romance. I have a few interesting things to say, I have a few interesting feelings to explore, I have some rules I live by, but none are worth stating. To find out more about me, interact with me, my stories crave readings, and reviews, all favors shall be returned in reviews :). Please note, some of my older stories suck!! I know that is all part of growth, if you would like to read the older ones and compare with newer ones go ahead, but I warned you that the old stories suck! Lately I've been working on writing every day, honing my skill, and revising old works. Both "Fading Fast Sweet Death", and "Worms" have undergone recent makeovers, and I plan to revise as many works as possible. If you love me, read Stitches. :) | |||||||||
1. Leon Finds Watermelon reviewsAn unhappy man finds a box while driving at night. Critique is welcome.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-09 - Published: 10-2-092. I Pray reviewsReflections on life.Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 1-21-093. A Loss through Fantasyread if you want.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-084. Marlon Brando Dreams reviewsSupposedly dreaming about a celebrity is an unhealthy comfort zone that one runs to during hard times of life.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-085. Alive » reviewsA collection of poems dedicated to living, and various thoughts and views that I have. PG-13 for cussing.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 3-22-056. Smoking reviewssmoke, and suicide.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 3-4-087. Surrealistic Prose on my Loss reviewssurrealism.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-4-08 - Published: 3-4-088. Kevin's Skull Collection » reviewsKevin brings the axe down again, this time he hits his mark. The cruel blade cleaves into the base of Madeline’s neck, she screams so violently it resounds through the room even with the duct tape on her mouth. Kevin can smell her fear...Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,018 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 8-18-059. retrospective » reviewsretrospective. A collection of poems on life, love, death.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-23-07 - Published: 8-14-0710. Cemetary Girl, My Lust reviewsUsing Rhyme Royal rhyme scheme, a brief bit of poetry on romance, lust, and death.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-0711. Sunday is the day I die reviewsThis poem just happens to have sex, violence, and alcohol in it. And it is fun.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-22-07 - Published: 8-22-0712. He Was the God Inside » reviewsI wanted to start writing stories with likable characters again, so meet Leon. A man who knows his shadow, and his other selves, see the torment of his life. Excess is the road to destruction.Spiritual - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-26-07 - Published: 3-4-0713. no title reviewstruth of existence, the pathetic ant I am, my mantra of realistic self loathing.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-5-07 - Published: 5-5-0714. Stitches » reviewsA story of action, angst, and terror, four teens who have lost their families and find a rising power in their home town. A story of the exploration of humanity as well as a good solid supernatural thriller.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-20-07 - Published: 12-1-0615. Thiz Werld Disu8, My theory reviewsDedicated to my favorite person, ExiledKnight.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-0716. A Man With Dark Sunglasses, Who Dadas nakedly reviewsA Man With Dark Sunglasses, Who Dadas nakedly, in verb form of course. My sunshineComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-0717. Fashion reviewsA poem, a allegory, a bit of ryhme, whatever you want to call it. It has some amusing imagery.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-0718. A poem about a lobster reviewsa poem about a lobsterComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 2-20-0719. Oblivion Waited reviewsA short story, based on contemplations, based on life.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-19-07 - Published: 1-19-0720. Time Slinks By reviewsA poem about school, and the sticky spiritual world under it.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-17-0721. Those Days Were Allways Lazy reviewsA poem I wrote, about last year.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-17-0722. Beautiful Discord reviewsA poem a wrote about when things seem ultrarealLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-17-07 - Published: 1-17-0723. The Thing Beyond the Lake reviewsA short story I'm working on, inspired by the Lovecraft mythos. R&R.Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-3-07 - Published: 1-3-0724. She Walked By reviewsThis was the prolouge I did for a longer tale a while ago, I found it in my room the other day, I typed it up, polished it a little bit, and now I'm posting it. It is a statement not so much on relations, but on the nature of desires.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-3-07 - Published: 1-3-0725. In God We Trust reviewsa poem I did for a History project. Isn't it funny that we die for fat people who want to steal each other's green cotten?Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 12-1-0626. Story of War reviewsAllegory I did for History last year, I find it amusing and true, so check it out please.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 12-1-0627. The Nothing reviewsThe pain of being dead, and unremebered. A wraithy vampire thing.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 12-1-0628. Faceless Reality reviewsThe pain of reality seethes from our life and taints our minds. Here is to our gods, and what we make of them.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-20-05 - Published: 12-20-0529. Urban Legend reviewsI’m sure all of you have heard some version of this story before, all of them claim to be absolutely true, well, not all of them are, but they are all based from this one.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-18-05 - Published: 9-18-0530. A Long Drive » reviewsWith quite some effort she managed to get the body of her husband into the passenger seat of her old Sudan. He was getting rather stiff in the arms and legs, and she fancied that rigor mortis had already kicked in. Making it a pain to transport the body.Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-18-05 - Published: 9-2-0531. A Wonderful Poem about Skulls reviewsMy poem about Killer Kevin, a little short, but what the hell I like it, has a straight to the point child rhyme feel to it. Dedicated to Morbid Maxwell, thanks for the dedication to Kevin.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-16-05 - Published: 9-16-0532. A Slightly Modern Retelling Of Hades & Persephone reviewsA tragedy that I wrote and me and my group are performing in drama class, a little bit cheesy, but intentionally so, meant to follow the greek tragedy format.Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-3-05 - Published: 9-3-0533. GOING MAD AGAIN! reviewsBased off of some fiction, and some trippy experiances I have had in real life, some of them from a time when I was on some weird perscription medicine, make me feel all crazy like. Funny little poem based partly of dreams and partly of delusions. FeedbacGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-18-05 - Published: 8-18-0534. The All American Family life reviewsA poem based off of a dream I had truly weird images, centering around the perils of American families.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-18-05 - Published: 8-18-0535. GOING ALL THE WAY ON DEVIL'S NIGHT reviewsCharlie accepted the bag and opened it inside were three Halloween masks and three straight razors, shiny and new. The Halloween masks themselves were of a devil, a classic skull, and that of the big bad wolf. Tonight was so perfect...Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-18-05 - Published: 8-18-0536. MANNAQUINS AND THE IDIOT ASPECT OF FONDNESS » reviewsA poem created reflecting parts of the last year of my life, alot of the imagery can be really shallow such as the Maggots which are something I saw at the feed store, to in depth association with people, places, or things, such as the crying corpse.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-18-05 - Published: 5-30-0537. FADING FAST, SWEET DEATH reviewsnecrophiliaComplete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-10-05 - Published: 8-10-0538. The Boogeyman » reviewsA wasteland of human dreams, were lives are shattered every day, but one man remains faithful, but what happens if faith is pushed beyond tempermentHorror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 12-29-0439. Hope reviewsA non-love poem, about the state of humanity, some of the imagery inspired from the book Pilgrim's Progress, about the eyeless ghouls wandering in the fields.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 7-10-0540. SUNSHINES DEAD » reviewsA classic creature in a more modern story, intresting plot and follow through. Rated M for violence and language. Title is still up for debate.Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 5-30-0541. ABORTIVE 666 » reviewsChris is a partial amnesiac, and a hermit, his life has been on a downward spiral of misfortunes, but after a serious misfortune he meets a strange messenger from a orginization called the Last ChurchHorror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 4-15-0542. NEW WORLD ORDER HAIL SQUIRRELS! reviewsA lovely short little poem about how me and my squirrel army shall march against the world and dominate it.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-2-05 - Published: 7-2-0543. NIKE THE DEADLIEST GIRL EVER reviewsA multy chaptered sci-fi story I am working on based around the concept, of the world's deadliest girl ever. It is fairly non sexist so don't be upset (or hopeful) and enjoy. Great loads of violent Nike fun.Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-2-05 - Published: 7-2-0544. BACON » reviewsDon't let this story title fool you, this is a real horror story, based of a madman who just happens to be listening to the Beatles "Piggies" when he does so. (No Beatles bashing is involved)Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-28-05 - Published: 5-30-0545. Under Johhny's bed » reviewsJohhny is a little kid with a terrible problem and his parents won't believe him. Ha changed the rating to Teen not nearly as bloody as originally planned.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 12-26-0446. MELODICNEUROTIC? reviewsA short little poem with some fancy imagery that I rendered one night when I could'nt sleep, but really could'nt do much else.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-30-05 - Published: 5-30-0547. 666 WORDS reviews666 words that speak of all the overzelous creepy people who hurt others with their faith, dedicated to every atheist or to someone of any religion who is bashed constantly by Christianty for their faith (or lack of).Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-23-05 - Published: 4-23-0548. RAPTURE BLUES? reviewsA odd poem about now.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-23-05 - Published: 4-23-0549. THE LORD OF LUST AND THE DREAM SHOW reviewsA weird poem about a play performed in a dream.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-23-05 - Published: 4-23-0550. WORMS reviewsHe needed to have her, even after death, even with the worms chewing through his corpus, and he will do anything to get his desire.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-15-05 - Published: 4-15-0551. SYMPHONY OF BATONS reviewsA poem about rioting read, review, and enjoy. Rated for one cuss word and some violence.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-15-05 - Published: 4-15-0552. BULIMIA BREAKDOWN reviewsSarah is bulimic and she knows it, just a little more and she can fix her diet, drop her bad habits, change her ways, Mammon the fiend of corruption does not believe so though. Rated for real life themes (bulimia), language, violence, and suicide.Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-15-05 - Published: 4-15-0553. DEATH SMELLS LIKE CITRUS reviewsWell there is so much evil out there, even in the entertainment industry so many ways to destroy your soul. Read and Review, but most of all enjoy.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-12-05 - Published: 4-12-0554. FORGIVE BUT DON'T FORGET reviewsIt means some thing, I am not quite sure yet, partly the spectulations of life (saying much else would may ruin it for you) anyway have fun, T for one cuss word count them one haha ha. please read and reviewLife - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-8-05 - Published: 4-8-0555. BEING DEAD AS I AM reviewsA few short lines, but makes a satisfying grim short poem.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 4-4-05 - Published: 4-4-0556. DO YOU NEED? reviewsMy lengthy speculations of life, not just another generic meaningless poem though, distinct symbolism that has actual meaning. PG-13 some language.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-12-05 - Published: 2-12-0557. All The ANGELS ARE DEAD » reviewsCharles is the next Charles Manson so the newspapers exclaim, but no one can figure his motive, this is what happens during his interview in the aslyum.Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-6-05 - Published: 1-1-0558. THE MOURNFUL, THE QUAGMIRE, AND PATHOS reviewsA poem of dreams, memories, and forgetting.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-6-05 - Published: 2-6-0559. HUNGER PAINS reviewsThe Wendigo cannible spirit of the north, Great Enesar the lord of killed infancy, visit Bobby, show him the truth, show him the light of the hunger, show him what it is like to be alone.Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-26-05 - Published: 1-26-0560. DIE DIE FUCKER DIE reviewsThis is about what I heard about and the news clips I saw of recent war's and protests.War - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-26-05 - Published: 1-26-0561. Trip to sanity reviewsEven mad men have needs, and these are some of them, what this poor crazy would like to get on vacation. Rated PG-13 for some disturbing images and violence.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-17-05 - Published: 1-17-0562. SWEET LITTLE BLACKBIRD reviewsA poem about the girl who means so much, but he means so little, things change though when three familiar fiends stir change.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-17-05 - Published: 1-17-0563. FIENDS AND TV SUICIDES reviewsexplores existence, and the lacking of essence.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-15-05 - Published: 1-15-0564. THE ATTRACTION reviewsLost in a circus nightmare, that I think may be real, please read and reviewGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-2-05 - Published: 1-2-0565. THE ROTTING LADY AND THE WENDIGO reviewsA crazy poem that mixes a whole bunch of myths and location and nationatlities about a evil spirit that brings back the dead. PG-13 for grossness and violenceGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 1-1-0566. ME AND MY STIGMATA reviewsA poem I love about some poor sap who is a religious scapegoat, if you are easily religiously offended please do not read also not for the weak of heart.General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 1-1-0567. AND THE CLOWN LAUGHS reviewsA poem about God knows what, but it's some cool stuff kind of distrubing I believe you will enjoy, it starts in the land of the freaks.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 1-1-0568. RAZOR FINGERS reviewsA teenage girl who cuts herself finds herself in an encounter with a fiend from the abyss. PG13 for crazyness, real life themes. And violence. And for the hell of it.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-26-04 - Published: 11-26-0469. In this Prison of Mine reviewsA poem that I personally enjoy very much. About humans destructive nature. umm PG13 for grisly imagery and language.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-26-04 - Published: 11-26-0470. SADLY GIRL IT IS MY BUISNESS reviewsShe found her boyfriend dead. And then she found Satan, and a swift descent to darkness.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-1-04 - Published: 10-1-0471. TOO LITTLE ROOM reviewsA short story about, well read and find out, it is about crazy people.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-22-04 - Published: 8-22-0472. GATE JUMPER JIM AND THE CROCODILE BEAST reviewsA charismatic gate jumper finds himself, on a strange swamp land with a strang Crocodile beast. PG for violence. It was origanlly called OOPS WRONG COORDINATES.Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-4-04 - Published: 8-4-0473. THE TEARS OF THE GREAT WAR reviewsMy own myths, happy day. This is made to mimic the form and style of Greek and Roman myths, but I am using my own myths and gods.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-4-04 - Published: 8-4-0474. REALITY AND FICTION reviewsA poem about a far away land, that if you read it I can take you to it. But beware all is not as it appears. Has symbolism for real life stuff.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-4-04 - Published: 8-4-0475. The DREAMER reviewsA poem about those people that have their heads in the clouds. Enjoy.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-4-04 - Published: 8-4-0476. The Battle Field reviewsA little poem about death, PG for safety enjoy.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-28-04 - Published: 7-28-0477. THE MADMAN'S REGRET reviewsHere is a happy little poem about... Just read and enjoy.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 7-20-04