I am... a dork who likes writing stuffs about herself.

I am... a sixteen-year-old South Floridian.

I am... color guard captain.

I am... an actress, an artist, a poet, a musician.

I am... a ska kid for life. Ilove Reel Big Fish, Catch-22, Less Than Jake, The Aquabats, Suburban Ledgends, Five Iron Frenzy, RX Bandits, Skankin' Pickle, and every other ska band that I don't feel like listing.

I am... a vegetarian and a soy burger junkie.

I am... a bleeding-heart, tree-hugging, animal-loving, rally-marching, feminist pinko commie hippie liberal loser.

I am... high on life.

I am... a lover. Of myself.

I am... an irony addict.

I am... a sucker for reviews.

I am... back, bitches.

I am... beautiful.

I am... confident.

I am... happy.

I am... woman (hear me roar).

I am... Alyssa.

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1. Self Pleasure reviews

A non-explicit poem on... well, self-pleasure. More specifically, female self-pleasure.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-05 - Published: 3-13-05

2. February

My thoughts on Black History Month.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-17-05 - Published: 2-17-05

3. The Sunset Through Her Eyes

Written in about two hours last night... Reviews are greatly appreciated.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-12-05 - Published: 2-12-05

4. Mirror

,,,

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 1-23-05

5. Happiness is reviews

I wrote this for an English assignment to describe what you think of as happiness.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 1-23-05

6. Freedom of Religion reviews

Clicky.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-23-04 - Published: 12-23-04

7. Cardboard Cutouts reviews

Read it now.

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-5-04 - Published: 12-5-04

8. Create Your Own Mold reviews

...

Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-28-04 - Published: 11-28-04

9. The Army reviews

This is NOT about the US Army, or any other Army for that matter. It is... well no use explaining it, but I had to clear that up so people didn't get offended for the wrong reasons.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-26-04 - Published: 11-26-04

10. Greatest Place on Earth reviews

Erm... stuff.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-26-04 - Published: 11-26-04

11. Funeral March For a Floating Casket

I hate summaries...

Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-04

12. Poor People Have Feelings Too reviews

I'm getting -really- sick of all the ridiculous stereotype of the impoverished as lazy drunks who don't take help they're given... this is a little harsh but a lot closer to reality.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-26-04 - Published: 9-26-04

13. Poser Punk Politics reviews

Don't get me wrong, I love political punk... this is for the kids who wear Anarchy everything, scream about society, yet are unable to have simple political discussions.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-25-04 - Published: 9-25-04

14. My Sister

For Nikki: My best friend and blood sister.

Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-24-04 - Published: 9-24-04

15. The U S of A reviews

In a sort of free-form, def poetry format... Just read it.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-14-04 - Published: 9-14-04

16. Ugly

I hate hurricane shutters.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-7-04 - Published: 9-7-04

17. My Legs reviews

I wrote this in a happy fit of self-love... just a little ode to my legs.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-7-04 - Published: 9-7-04

18. With All Her Fury reviews

Written for/about Hurricane Frances...

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-7-04 - Published: 9-7-04

19. Just My Oak and Me reviews

A meloncholy, nonstalgic mouning for nature.

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-04

20. Fallen

Impossible to summarize.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-23-04 - Published: 8-23-04

21. The Virus reviews

About the greatest sickness this world has ever seen.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-19-04 - Published: 8-19-04

22. Murder reviews

How I feel about corporate meat factories.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-13-04 - Published: 8-13-04

23. Call Me a Cynic reviews

PG13 for some language, just read it.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-6-04 - Published: 8-6-04

24. My Own Light reviews

A poem about my newfound self-love.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-31-04 - Published: 7-31-04

25. Love of a Friend reviews

Walking home the other day, I tried to give a homeless man a dollar. He told me I was too quick to judge, and that he didn't want money from a rich little brat. Instead of continuing the conversation, I smiled, left the dollar on the ground, and later wro

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-28-04 - Published: 7-28-04

26. The Most Important Thing reviews

The number one thing we must do this year...

Politics - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-27-04 - Published: 7-27-04