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Sweetly Sarcastic
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since: 08-03-04, id: 428825, Profile Updated: 06-05-09
country: United States
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Author has written 21 stories for Romance, Action, Mystery, Love, Song, Essay, General, Young Adult, Family, and General.

6/5/09: Happy to announce that I'm working on a new story! I considered rewriting Grapejuice, but I've burned out on Lorelei. I'm not sure of the title yet, or about half the character names, and I recently decided to totally change on of the character's personalities, and I don't have a plot, but I'm excited! I already have one of the middle chapters and the epilogue written though- it's funny how that works out. So stay tuned, because sooner or later, something will show up!


I hope you read my stories and review. It would make me happy, and then I won't end up on prosac and seeing a shrink 10 times a week and living with 18 cats. (just kidding)

I have a peanut butter and jelly fetish. By my rough estimate, I've had a few thousand in my life. Apparently there's a gourmet pb&j place opening downtown, and I very well may be their best customer.

I don't believe in love. Romeo and Juliet severely annoyed me, especially considering she was 13 and he was on the rebound. In fact, Rosaline was my favorite character in that play, and she didn't have a single line, but was smart enough to avert herself from tragedy- therefore, it severly pissed me off in New Moon, that awful, love-obsessed vampire book, when Meyer had the audacity to get Rosaline's name wrong. I'll be fair and say that the original was ok, albeit just as love-obsessed.

My all-time favorite song is 'Round Here' by the Counting Crows. 'I'll Follow You Into The Dark' by Death Cab for Cutie has the power to make me cry. 'Anna Begins' by the Counting Crows is beautiful as well. If you've never listened to 'Perfect Time of Day', by Howie Day, at least listen to the beginning- the first notes, when the music swims through your ears, always gives me this incredible sensation that I, as an incompetent writer, cannot describe. Try it.

DON'T DO DRUGS AND STAY IN SCHOOL!!

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1. Circles and Dots reviews
We hurt the people we love. A poem of circle and dots, of cooties and STDS, of growing up and losing innocence.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-19-09 - Published: 9-19-09
2. The Wall reviews
It was amazing how invested we were in the concept of home. It was ours; we'd forgotten that people had lived here before us, that people would live here after us.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 8-2-09
3. The Bartender Was Joking » reviews
Lorelei was engaged, and then her fiancé came home in a body bag. And yet, with the influence of a little too much beer and a bartender named Marty, she ends up married on her wedding day anyway. Now as for the morning after...
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,725 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 4-26-09 - Published: 9-2-07
4. Life Underwater reviews
one-shot There's a lot of water between where they were and the surface, and a fine line between surviving and drowning after the car crash that sent them to the bottom of the lake and marked the end of their relationship.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-08 - Published: 11-9-08
5. Daddy Dearest reviews
It's like finding out that Santa Claus isn't real, only so much worse: that moment who realize that your dad is so irrevocably flawed, that everything changes.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 10-13-08
6. Pyrrhic Victory reviews
Older sisters don't stop problems from happening, just react afterwards. Sometimes, though, it's just not enough.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-26-07
7. Grape Juice » reviews
After her mother's death, Iris is dumped on the little town of Amherst to live with the father she never knew, and the sister she never wanted. She can cope, and she can change, but by default she'll have to get worse in order to get better. being edited
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,267 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 7-27-07 - Published: 6-19-07
8. Carnival
We view our own pivotal moments as moments that bleed into the next, but from an outside moment, it's like a Ferris wheel, plummeting down, and in an instant, anything changes.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07
9. Untill Realization Hit reviews
Letting go of something that was never good for you in the first place can be difficult but relieving. For her, it is the latter.
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-30-06 - Published: 9-30-06
10. 4 Letters reviews
When you love someone, you typically hate them a lot too... well, sometimes more than alot.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-18-06 - Published: 9-18-06
11. No Second Chances in Sight reviews
She messed up, falling for the guy of her dreams while keeping her old boyfriend. With no second chances in sight, she only has herself to blame.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-8-06 - Published: 8-8-06
12. Spiteful Words reviews
Words can hurt more than violence can sting, and the scars don't fade despite that their presence is regretted.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 6-16-06
13. Cell Phones & Driving reviews
With the exponiental growth of cell phone use, the number of deaths per year due to car crashes caused by cell phones is growing as well. The question we are left with is human life over convenience.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 3-27-06
14. Starting Over reviews
At 16, she was in love with him. At 26, she married a different man. Then at 34, she's divorced. What do you think she's going to do?
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-26-06
15. It Should Have Been reviews
It should have been different, if only you hadn't ruined all our lives. But then, with you I guess destruction was inevitable. And though I may be your daughter, I won't be you.
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-26-06 - Published: 3-26-06
16. Love Doesn't Die reviews
Their love will stand through his death, though it won't be painless. But still she clings to memory, and that place in the cemetery.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-8-06 - Published: 3-8-06
17. A Forced Suicide » reviews
Somebody is up to something, and somebody else may just know enough about it to make death er, termination mandatory. Bad summary, sorry!
Complete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-25-06 - Published: 12-23-05
18. A Melancholy Valentine's Day reviews
You love him, but curse him for not loving you back.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 2-10-06
19. Waiting Girls reviews
I am the girl who sits and waits for the guy she loves to talk to her. You know me; you are me or have been me at sometime or another.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 1-29-06
20. Kidnapped reviews
When I left for the mall I did not intend to be kidnapped. Things don't always work out the way you want though... oneshot, so i don't plan on more chapters.
Complete - Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 11-25-05
21. In Four Years reviews
Four years ago he broke my heart. Now he's in a diner trying to take my order.What's a girl to do?
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-7-05 - Published: 10-7-05
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