As of March 08, 2007, I shall not be updating this FictionPress profile. Cause I suck. At the insistence of my microscopic fanbase, the profile will be left up for reference (I was gonna delete it . ).

Goodnight, America!

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1. Static from 50000 feet in the air reviews

I wish I never wrote this.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 3-7-07

2. The Last Thoughts of a Failure reviews

Reprimanded. His project a disaster, Dr. Amberson is murdered by record company executives. The legacy of AmbertronCo, however, will continue.

Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-2-07 - Published: 1-2-07

3. Sinking Ship Blues reviews

spenceway owns the editing in this newest release!

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-7-06 - Published: 10-7-06

4. Durer's Rhinocerous reviews

we dont want the loonies takin over

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-7-06 - Published: 10-7-06

5. Homoerectus Vs SpiderMonkey, ha ha ha reviews

Though the moment seems perfect, there's always something dark just around the corner to slap you in the face.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-4-06 - Published: 6-4-06

6. juYhad Fatygh » reviews

Noo mooore giiimmiiicksss.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-6-06 - Published: 5-6-06

7. Visionless Erotic » reviews

Three perspectives on losing sight.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-9-06 - Published: 4-9-06

8. t3h Rofl reviews

La la la. Slightly sweeter than some of my other poems.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-2-06 - Published: 4-2-06

9. Dude, queers should burn in hell, wtf reviews

seriosly heres a esay bout dem gays dat shud burn in queer hell rofl

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-06 - Published: 3-16-06

10. rofl ym love story please r&r thanksss! reviews

MyLoveStoryLOL

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-14-06 - Published: 3-14-06

11. LoveSongsz reviews

rofl dis is ym first poemm/song typee thngyyy soooo plz r&r thankzz lol!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-14-06 - Published: 3-14-06

12. Dry Your Eyes reviews

If you ever feel alone, read this aloud in a small dark room.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 3-13-06

13. NEKKID PICTURES BEYONCE WTF reviews

NEKKID PICTURES INSIDE WOWZERZZZ!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 3-13-06

14. Silly Fragmented IdeasClaustrophobiaac reviews

Some random ideas/lines that didn't fit in anywhere. Kind of like a collection of b-sides. Thought I'd share them with you.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-06 - Published: 3-10-06

15. Slitting Your Wrists reviews

Now that I have your attention, read my work. Which has nothing to do with cutting. The title is satirical. Honestly.

Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-1-06 - Published: 2-1-06

16. Toshy And The Stamp Of Approval reviews

Some swearing... A song about how my cats are better than yours.

Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-8-06 - Published: 1-8-06

17. Conflicts Of Interest The One reviews

Conflicts Of Interest (The One Where It Catches Fire)

Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-1-06 - Published: 1-1-06

18. A Song To Crash Your Car To reviews

It's as though we could fall into the gray...And never speak again

Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-20-05 - Published: 12-20-05

19. Death In Patterns Rewrite Of A Lonely Portrait reviews

Erase the pattern...rewrite the verse

Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-8-05 - Published: 12-8-05

20. The Seperation reviews

Mild references to murder.

Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-2-05 - Published: 12-2-05

21. Love Is A Metaphor reviews

The full title is "Love Is A Metaphor For Robots Taking Over The World".

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-20-05 - Published: 11-20-05

22. I'll Never Look At Postcards The Same Way Again reviews

Summaries are useless. Just read the god-damn song, it's not that long.

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-19-05 - Published: 11-19-05

23. Questions Left Unanswered reviews

Who cares? Just read the thing. It's a repetitive song.

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 11-18-05