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Author has written 52 stories for Love, Friendship, Family, General, Life, War, and Nature. I have the soul of an artist but the mind of a cretin. Please read and be nice. You may also like: asyousaid logical-unreason hang-the-dj siliconeinflatedheart tj henri kismet truths teacher on toast stubbornfilly ms maryjane (who has since changed her name back to 'cosmic you') Or you may not in which case you may or may not have opposing thumbs. Glance down and check. Things I like are: Pastries, pencils that you can chew even though you shouldn't, dark eye makeup, sucking the salt off peanuts then chewing them, collecting jokes, drawing pictures of pretty girls in profiles and being kissed on the temple. Thanks for all reviews (in advance, and also not). | |||||||
1. Bathing reviewsInto the river, still holding hands, with fingers crossed.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-20-06 - Published: 9-20-062. Blinded reviewsI'll never know why I did this to you.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-22-06 - Published: 4-22-063. Thoughts From Beyond reviewsWhy did she do it? You can't know.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 2-3-064. RockpoolNot in the mood for this.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-3-06 - Published: 2-3-065. The War Of Wants reviewsCome to my bed and then leave me before I wake, abandonerLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 10-27-056. You, My Dear reviewsThis one is sort of personal. Disgust treads along love. Shit happens.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 7-10-057. Succubus reviewsSuccubus- sucks out my soul through my mouth in a way that I love.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-4-05 - Published: 4-4-058. Waiting reviewsTrue love waits, I've been told. Where is it waiting?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-19-05 - Published: 3-19-059. Early Daffodils reviewsEvery time I see a daffodil.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-19-05 - Published: 2-19-0510. Phantom reviewsPregnancy scare. You know how it is.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-16-05 - Published: 2-16-0511. Slack Mouth reviewsRough touch only not so much (and she loves it still)General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-22-0512. Mother reviewsFood is love and love is food and an Italian's daughters are always too thin.Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-12-05 - Published: 1-12-0513. Opium Eyes Baby reviewsTaste dark, taste sweet, taste dark.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-4-05 - Published: 1-4-0514. Mono reviewsHot rubber and rum-based cocktails on a mattress in your garage.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-2-05 - Published: 1-2-0515. The Eye Of The Storm reviewsBe peaceful in each other's arms and hold on tight as Christmas festivities rage all around... we can only hopeGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-0416. Today I Am God & Physics Doesn't Exist reviewsA bit of nonsense I wrote while procrastinating instead of doing my Physics revision for an exam tomorrow. I hate it, I hate it.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-12-04 - Published: 12-12-0417. He Came Too Close reviewsAbout a guy I know. Go on, read it, it'll be something to do while the kettle boils.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 12-10-0418. Three Hour Fury reviewsYou know when you get really stressed and go and do something to help, then you look around and three days have passed and you've walked twelve miles and built six houses out of pure frustration? Well. It's more constructive than just taking drugs :DLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-28-04 - Published: 11-28-0419. Whole & Without reviewsSome men don't seem to understand that not all girls need a boyfriend to feel complete... yup. I wrote this instead of going to my morning lessons. Which speaks volumes.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-26-04 - Published: 11-26-0420. Candyland reviewsA bizarre lot of words heaped together, made bearable by the VAST COLLECTION OF NAKED LESBIAN PICS attached. Reviews welcomed.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-18-04 - Published: 11-18-0421. Exasperated reviewsWhen you can't give someone what they think they need... yes it's to do with love. Not on best form though. Reviews welcomed and positively adored.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-15-04 - Published: 11-15-0422. Contradictions reviewsThe dirty linen of teenage mindsLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-15-04 - Published: 11-15-0423. My Dead Eyed Sweetheart reviewsUmm. Teenagers being bored with everything too early. Etc.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-6-04 - Published: 11-6-0424. While Unconscious reviewsAbout sleeping, and men.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-30-04 - Published: 10-30-0425. Martyr reviewsSelf pity, an experiment with rhyme. AND NAKED LESBIAN CHICKS. For real.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-26-04 - Published: 10-26-0426. The Silent Cane reviewsGuilt, love, death, naked lesbians, a must read. (OK I lied about the lesbians)Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-24-04 - Published: 10-24-0427. One Soulless Bloom reviewsScience has demystified and destroyed beauty and love, among others. I, for one, am not pleased as that's all I ever write about.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-17-04 - Published: 10-17-0428. From The Jaws Of Death reviewsGuess what, it's about smoking cannabis. Isn't that a riot?Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-16-04 - Published: 10-16-0429. The Bare Bones Of Love reviewsTake a wild guess at what it's about. I would love you forever and deeply if you read and review this, unless you write cruel or stupid things.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-0430. On Acceptance reviewsAs the Everly Brothers so cleverly pointed out, breaking up is hard to do. But as Ovid cunningly observed, this, too, will pass.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-25-04 - Published: 9-25-0431. And I Conclude reviewsMore love poetry.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-25-04 - Published: 9-25-0432. Burning reviewsTold you.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-23-04 - Published: 9-23-0433. Selfish Tragedy reviewsI'm going through a rash of terrible writing at the moment. Bear with me.War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-04 - Published: 9-23-0434. And Misery Went To My Head reviewsIt's 6 am and I haven't slept. This has been in my head for a while.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-22-04 - Published: 9-22-0435. Skinless reviewsTerrible. Just airing my dirty linen/feelings really.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-22-04 - Published: 9-22-0436. Feverish reviewsAs the title suggests I am moderately feverish.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-22-04 - Published: 9-22-0437. Like Trees reviewsIncoherent and about trees. Sort of. Also when stuff loses its sparkle.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-04 - Published: 9-21-0438. The Escape Route reviewsMy sister just moved out to go to uni... err thats it really.Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 9-19-0439. Modern Love Poem reviewsLove poetry AGAIN, do I never tire?Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 9-19-0440. My Predecessor reviewsOn meeting your significant other's significant other. Read & identify. Creepy, isn't it?Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-17-04 - Published: 9-17-0441. To My Mistress reviewsAn outbreak of lesbian lust. Do you need another reason to read it?Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-10-04 - Published: 9-10-0442. Reflection reviewsVery short. Kind of a first draft.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-10-04 - Published: 9-10-0443. Betray Me Gently reviewsCan everyone here say 'teenage angst' and 'shut up about betrayal?Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-2-04 - Published: 9-2-0444. Jealousy Has A Beautiful Face reviewsJealous girls may read & review.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-18-04 - Published: 8-18-0445. Love Under Grey Skies reviewsLove poetry. You know you can't help yourself.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-18-04 - Published: 8-18-0446. On Her Wedding Day reviewsA bride's thoughts before marriage. I know it ain't a gem. It's sort of lighthearted.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-13-04 - Published: 8-13-0447. Apologies To The Nameless reviewsReasonably old and about the morning after pill.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-0448. You, As I Sleep reviewsTerrible and about dreaming repeatedly about your loved/lusted/urgently fancied one. Like it or lump it.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 8-11-0449. Toilette reviewsGee whiz, this poem is old, and I wash my dirty hands of it.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 8-11-0450. on having a cold personality reviewsThis is a pile of pants in my book and they didn't even publish my book so that speaks volumes (they also didn't publish my volumes).Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 8-11-0451. On Your Poems reviewsPoetry about poetry, surely a huge step forward.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-9-04 - Published: 8-9-0452. on the dubious subject of my beauty reviewsNot my best. Be gentle.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-9-04 - Published: 8-9-04