I'm a smartass piece of shit self-deprecating asshole with an authority problem that likes to write stories. Sometimes they contain characters that deal with people the way I wish I could deal with people. You can make it into one of those mentally challenging games to read my stories (HAH! no one does!) and figure out which characters these are. Its the kind of mentally challenging game that is filed among the likes of 'breathing' and 'pissing in the bowl.'

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1. You Won't Guess the Ending

A tale of irony that weaves the tale of a dying empire's last hope at regaining the reigns of power. Supposed to have the feel of a 50's sci-fi broadcast.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 7-18-08

2. A Dream, A Journey, A Plot »

I had a dream - a strange, vivid dream. It was a dream that lead me on a journey to a place, the planet Orwell, and even farther. And this journey? It unfolded into a plot brought on by greed and its exploitation.

Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-14-08 - Published: 7-6-08