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since: 08-11-04, id: 430458
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Author has written 65 stories for Life, Nature, School, Humor, Love, Humor, Family, Friendship, War, General, Religion, General, Fantasy, Work, and Young Adult.



1. Laughing Dead »
The story of Morris, a nerdy vampire obsessed with drinking straws and pickaxes, trying to stay employed and avoid attention. Of course life - or unlife - isn't going to let him off that easy The second book in my vampire series.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 4-6-05
2. Blissful Madness reviews
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Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-24-05 - Published: 3-24-05
3. Black Out reviews
Why was goodbye so hard when I knew I'd be with him again soon?
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-21-05 - Published: 3-21-05
4. Just Another Monday reviews
wrote this nearly eons ago, about a bad day at work.
Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-18-05 - Published: 3-18-05
5. Another Dead Friend reviews
For my little sister, whose kitten was killed on the road this morning
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-7-05
6. Broken Glass reviews
fighting with my mum and throwing stuff... ooh, angsty
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-7-05
7. Seven an Hour
I hate my job, so what else is new?
Work - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-26-05
8. Pinwheels
A simple toy, and simple thoughts concerning such
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-20-05 - Published: 2-20-05
9. The End reviews
a sort of goodbye to my grandmother
Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-8-05 - Published: 2-8-05
10. Fairy Tale » reviews
Grinding Grimm, Goose, and Hans Christian Anderson into the dust... no fair helpless maidens allowed
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-6-05 - Published: 2-3-05
11. Spinning
Lying down upside down while high on caffiene is a good way to write strange poems
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-05
12. Imagination reviews
The title says it all, so I'm not going to
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-28-05 - Published: 1-28-05
13. Nonsense reviews
Kids, this is why your mother tells you not to consume caffiene before bed...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-05
14. Joust reviews
a cinquain
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-05
15. More Thoughts of Thinking
Thinking too much can be bad... ooh, insomnia and caffiene quality poetry!
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-05
16. Doors reviews
Ever have one of those doors that just refuses to close, no matter how hard you slam it shut?
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-05
17. Escape reviews
Trying to escape loneliness
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-05
18. Intruder reviews
No idea what category this should be in, or how to describe it. Don't take it seriously, whatever you do.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 1-23-05
19. Memories on the Radio reviews
Who knew listening to Pink Floyd could cause me to write a non-angsty poem?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 12-7-04
20. Mask reviews
Dark, angst, metaphorical, hard to summarize... it must be one of my poems
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 12-7-04
21. A Rose of Black reviews
ooh look... another gothy angsty poem. not one of my better poems, but if you want to read it, that's your fault not mine.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 12-7-04
22. Darkened Mind reviews
not in the best of moods when i wrote it
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 12-7-04
23. Wandering reviews
Needing to do something different in life. I'm so bad at writing descriptions.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-04 - Published: 11-1-04
24. Halloween reviews
Another glimpse into my insane existance in the form of a short story
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-04 - Published: 11-1-04
25. Just Dive In reviews
Break free from the sameness and dive into life
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-23-04 - Published: 10-23-04
26. Out from the Mire reviews
A metaphorical poem I wrote after coming back from a bout of depression
Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-23-04 - Published: 10-23-04
27. Nature's Games
The title says it all
Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-17-04 - Published: 10-17-04
28. Dancing Alone
No wonder my floor is so scuffed up...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-04
29. Tired
Bent under life's burdens
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-04
30. Quiet
No idea what genre to put this under, or how to summarize.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-04
31. Ilsanaro's Eulogy reviews
Written for a friend. They ken who they are.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-7-04 - Published: 10-7-04
32. Paperclip reviews
That menacing intruder of Microsoft Word...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-04 - Published: 10-6-04
33. Gargoyle
Inspired by my little stone friend
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-04 - Published: 10-6-04
34. Unquiet
It's all my chaotic family's fault that my muse has run away...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-04 - Published: 10-4-04
35. Moonlit Insanity reviews
The idiots are invading, the glowing plush duck want to kill me, and disaster strikes in the form of a borrowed skateboard. Just another typical night... And yes, this did really happen.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-04 - Published: 10-3-04
36. Hate
A serious cinquain... now that's a first. A battle against prejudice.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-04 - Published: 10-3-04
37. Shadow of a Dream reviews
A freeform poem... Just another one of those wierd dreams...
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-04 - Published: 10-2-04
38. Pictures reviews
Memories of my former best friend resurfacing...
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-04 - Published: 10-2-04
39. Thoughts of The End reviews
A metaphorical poem... it's hard to explain
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-04 - Published: 10-2-04
40. Bored
And just when you thought I'd run out of cinquains, I write one about writing cinquains! And I bet you're starting to get tired of me saying cinquain by now...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-04
41. Rain
A cinquain about the rain
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-04
42. Sister
I considered labeling this horror, but I'll be nice to her. For now at least.
Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-04
43. Holocaust
A poem based on the concentration camps of WWII.
War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-04
44. The Duck reviews
Who knows what was going through my mind when I wrote this?
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-04
45. Voices
We're not skitzophrenic! They really do talk to me!
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-04 - Published: 9-27-04
46. Why
Call it a freeform, or just a rant in poetry form... It's about wanting to break free from the mind-controlling world and be an individual.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-25-04 - Published: 9-25-04
47. Coffee Thoughts reviews
Funny how a cup of coffee can make you think of someone...
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-04 - Published: 9-24-04
48. Eulogy to the Suicidal
This poem is purely fictional, though I’m sure it applies to many of those left behind by suicidal friends.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-24-04 - Published: 9-24-04
49. Fatherless
How can it be wrong to hate someone who has nothing but trickery and hatred to give?
Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-21-04 - Published: 9-21-04
50. Little Voices
I really hate babysitting...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-16-04
51. Rubber Chicken reviews
The simple joys of a rubber chicken
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-16-04
52. School reviews
I know it's kind of dorky... I wrote it for my little sister
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 9-15-04
53. Hurt reviews
This is about someone I used to look up to.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 9-15-04
54. Alone reviews
I wrote this while in an extremely bad mood... it isn't really true for me, but we all feel this way sometimes, right?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 9-15-04
55. After Dark reviews
A typical night for an insomniac. Sadly this story happens all the time at my house.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-6-04 - Published: 9-6-04
56. High on You reviews
Okay, I know I swore never to write anything sappy... (rated pg for mentions of drug use)
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-21-04 - Published: 8-21-04
57. From Inside a Locker reviews
Have you ever been shoved into someone else's locker?
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-04
58. Abuse reviews
It could be anyone you know... It happens all too often
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-04
59. Insomniac reviews
A cinquain about how my life doth stink
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-04
60. Farewell reviews
To the deceased
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-04
61. Shadow reviews
Have they tried to make you a shadow just like me?
School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-04
62. Plea of an Insane Soul reviews
What would it be like to be locked in a padded cell?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-04
63. Dance at the Pub reviews
Based on an evening I spent in a pub in Dublin last summer.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-04
64. The Brook reviews
A freeform poem
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-04
65. NeverEnding Dreams reviews
the title describes it well enough
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 8-11-04
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