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Author has written 65 stories for Life, Nature, School, Humor, Love, Humor, Family, Friendship, War, General, Religion, General, Fantasy, Work, and Young Adult. | |||||||||
1. Laughing Dead »The story of Morris, a nerdy vampire obsessed with drinking straws and pickaxes, trying to stay employed and avoid attention. Of course life - or unlife - isn't going to let him off that easy The second book in my vampire series.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-17-05 - Published: 4-6-052. Blissful Madness reviews...Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-24-05 - Published: 3-24-053. Black Out reviewsWhy was goodbye so hard when I knew I'd be with him again soon?Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-21-05 - Published: 3-21-054. Just Another Monday reviewswrote this nearly eons ago, about a bad day at work.Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-18-05 - Published: 3-18-055. Another Dead Friend reviewsFor my little sister, whose kitten was killed on the road this morningFriendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-7-056. Broken Glass reviewsfighting with my mum and throwing stuff... ooh, angstyLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-7-057. Seven an HourI hate my job, so what else is new?Work - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-26-05 - Published: 2-26-058. PinwheelsA simple toy, and simple thoughts concerning suchGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-20-05 - Published: 2-20-059. The End reviewsa sort of goodbye to my grandmotherFamily - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-8-05 - Published: 2-8-0510. Fairy Tale » reviewsGrinding Grimm, Goose, and Hans Christian Anderson into the dust... no fair helpless maidens allowedFantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-6-05 - Published: 2-3-0511. SpinningLying down upside down while high on caffiene is a good way to write strange poemsGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-3-05 - Published: 2-3-0512. Imagination reviewsThe title says it all, so I'm not going toGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-28-05 - Published: 1-28-0513. Nonsense reviewsKids, this is why your mother tells you not to consume caffiene before bed...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-0514. Joust reviewsa cinquainGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-0515. More Thoughts of ThinkingThinking too much can be bad... ooh, insomnia and caffiene quality poetry!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-0516. Doors reviewsEver have one of those doors that just refuses to close, no matter how hard you slam it shut?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-0517. Escape reviewsTrying to escape lonelinessLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-0518. Intruder reviewsNo idea what category this should be in, or how to describe it. Don't take it seriously, whatever you do.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-23-05 - Published: 1-23-0519. Memories on the Radio reviewsWho knew listening to Pink Floyd could cause me to write a non-angsty poem?Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 12-7-0420. Mask reviewsDark, angst, metaphorical, hard to summarize... it must be one of my poemsLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 12-7-0421. A Rose of Black reviewsooh look... another gothy angsty poem. not one of my better poems, but if you want to read it, that's your fault not mine.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 12-7-0422. Darkened Mind reviewsnot in the best of moods when i wrote itLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 12-7-0423. Wandering reviewsNeeding to do something different in life. I'm so bad at writing descriptions.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-04 - Published: 11-1-0424. Halloween reviewsAnother glimpse into my insane existance in the form of a short storyHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-04 - Published: 11-1-0425. Just Dive In reviewsBreak free from the sameness and dive into lifeLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-23-04 - Published: 10-23-0426. Out from the Mire reviewsA metaphorical poem I wrote after coming back from a bout of depressionReligion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-23-04 - Published: 10-23-0427. Nature's GamesThe title says it allNature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-17-04 - Published: 10-17-0428. Dancing AloneNo wonder my floor is so scuffed up...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-0429. TiredBent under life's burdensLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-0430. QuietNo idea what genre to put this under, or how to summarize.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-0431. Ilsanaro's Eulogy reviewsWritten for a friend. They ken who they are.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-7-04 - Published: 10-7-0432. Paperclip reviewsThat menacing intruder of Microsoft Word...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-6-04 - Published: 10-6-0433. GargoyleInspired by my little stone friendGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-04 - Published: 10-6-0434. UnquietIt's all my chaotic family's fault that my muse has run away...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-4-04 - Published: 10-4-0435. Moonlit Insanity reviewsThe idiots are invading, the glowing plush duck want to kill me, and disaster strikes in the form of a borrowed skateboard. Just another typical night... And yes, this did really happen.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-04 - Published: 10-3-0436. HateA serious cinquain... now that's a first. A battle against prejudice.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-3-04 - Published: 10-3-0437. Shadow of a Dream reviewsA freeform poem... Just another one of those wierd dreams...Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-04 - Published: 10-2-0438. Pictures reviewsMemories of my former best friend resurfacing...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-04 - Published: 10-2-0439. Thoughts of The End reviewsA metaphorical poem... it's hard to explainLife - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-04 - Published: 10-2-0440. BoredAnd just when you thought I'd run out of cinquains, I write one about writing cinquains! And I bet you're starting to get tired of me saying cinquain by now...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-0441. RainA cinquain about the rainNature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-0442. SisterI considered labeling this horror, but I'll be nice to her. For now at least.Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-0443. HolocaustA poem based on the concentration camps of WWII.War - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-0444. The Duck reviewsWho knows what was going through my mind when I wrote this?Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-28-04 - Published: 9-28-0445. VoicesWe're not skitzophrenic! They really do talk to me!Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-04 - Published: 9-27-0446. WhyCall it a freeform, or just a rant in poetry form... It's about wanting to break free from the mind-controlling world and be an individual.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-25-04 - Published: 9-25-0447. Coffee Thoughts reviewsFunny how a cup of coffee can make you think of someone...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-04 - Published: 9-24-0448. Eulogy to the SuicidalThis poem is purely fictional, though I’m sure it applies to many of those left behind by suicidal friends.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-24-04 - Published: 9-24-0449. FatherlessHow can it be wrong to hate someone who has nothing but trickery and hatred to give?Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-21-04 - Published: 9-21-0450. Little VoicesI really hate babysitting...Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-16-0451. Rubber Chicken reviewsThe simple joys of a rubber chickenHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-16-04 - Published: 9-16-0452. School reviewsI know it's kind of dorky... I wrote it for my little sisterSchool - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 9-15-0453. Hurt reviewsThis is about someone I used to look up to.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 9-15-0454. Alone reviewsI wrote this while in an extremely bad mood... it isn't really true for me, but we all feel this way sometimes, right?Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 9-15-0455. After Dark reviewsA typical night for an insomniac. Sadly this story happens all the time at my house.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-6-04 - Published: 9-6-0456. High on You reviewsOkay, I know I swore never to write anything sappy... (rated pg for mentions of drug use)Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-21-04 - Published: 8-21-0457. From Inside a Locker reviewsHave you ever been shoved into someone else's locker?School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-0458. Abuse reviewsIt could be anyone you know... It happens all too oftenLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-0459. Insomniac reviewsA cinquain about how my life doth stinkLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-0460. Farewell reviewsTo the deceasedHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-20-04 - Published: 8-20-0461. Shadow reviewsHave they tried to make you a shadow just like me?School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-0462. Plea of an Insane Soul reviewsWhat would it be like to be locked in a padded cell?Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-0463. Dance at the Pub reviewsBased on an evening I spent in a pub in Dublin last summer.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-0464. The Brook reviewsA freeform poemNature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-12-04 - Published: 8-12-0465. NeverEnding Dreams reviewsthe title describes it well enoughLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-11-04 - Published: 8-11-04