RandomTurdBurger
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since: 08-11-04, id: 430458
country: USA
Author has written 64 stories for Life, Nature, School, Humor, Love, Humor, Family, Friendship, War, General, Religion, General, Fantasy, and Work.


1. Blissful Madness reviews
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Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-05
2. Black Out reviews
Why was goodbye so hard when I knew I'd be with him again soon?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-21-05
3. Just Another Monday reviews
wrote this nearly eons ago, about a bad day at work.
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-05
4. Another Dead Friend reviews
For my little sister, whose kitten was killed on the road this morning
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-05
5. Broken Glass reviews
fighting with my mum and throwing stuff... ooh, angsty
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-05
6. Seven an Hour
I hate my job, so what else is new?
Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Published: 2-26-05
7. Pinwheels
A simple toy, and simple thoughts concerning such
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Published: 2-20-05
8. The End reviews
a sort of goodbye to my grandmother
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-8-05
9. Fairy Tale » reviews
Grinding Grimm, Goose, and Hans Christian Anderson into the dust... no fair helpless maidens allowed
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-6-05 - Published: 2-3-05
10. Spinning
Lying down upside down while high on caffiene is a good way to write strange poems
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Published: 2-3-05
11. Imagination reviews
The title says it all, so I'm not going to
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-05
12. Nonsense reviews
Kids, this is why your mother tells you not to consume caffiene before bed...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-05
13. Joust reviews
a cinquain
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-24-05
14. More Thoughts of Thinking
Thinking too much can be bad... ooh, insomnia and caffiene quality poetry!
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 1-24-05
15. Doors reviews
Ever have one of those doors that just refuses to close, no matter how hard you slam it shut?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-05
16. Escape reviews
Trying to escape loneliness
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-24-05
17. Intruder reviews
No idea what category this should be in, or how to describe it. Don't take it seriously, whatever you do.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-05
18. Memories on the Radio reviews
Who knew listening to Pink Floyd could cause me to write a non-angsty poem?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-7-04
19. Mask reviews
Dark, angst, metaphorical, hard to summarize... it must be one of my poems
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-04
20. A Rose of Black reviews
ooh look... another gothy angsty poem. not one of my better poems, but if you want to read it, that's your fault not mine.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-04
21. Darkened Mind reviews
not in the best of moods when i wrote it
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-04
22. Wandering reviews
Needing to do something different in life. I'm so bad at writing descriptions.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-04
23. Halloween reviews
Another glimpse into my insane existance in the form of a short story
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-04
24. Just Dive In reviews
Break free from the sameness and dive into life
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-04
25. Out from the Mire reviews
A metaphorical poem I wrote after coming back from a bout of depression
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-23-04
26. Nature's Games
The title says it all
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Published: 10-17-04
27. Dancing Alone
No wonder my floor is so scuffed up...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Published: 10-15-04
28. Tired
Bent under life's burdens
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Published: 10-15-04
29. Quiet
No idea what genre to put this under, or how to summarize.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 10-15-04
30. Ilsanaro's Eulogy reviews
Written for a friend. They ken who they are.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-04
31. Paperclip reviews
That menacing intruder of Microsoft Word...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-04
32. Gargoyle
Inspired by my little stone friend
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 10-6-04
33. Unquiet
It's all my chaotic family's fault that my muse has run away...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 10-4-04
34. Moonlit Insanity reviews
The idiots are invading, the glowing plush duck want to kill me, and disaster strikes in the form of a borrowed skateboard. Just another typical night... And yes, this did really happen.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-3-04
35. Hate
A serious cinquain... now that's a first. A battle against prejudice.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Published: 10-3-04
36. Shadow of a Dream reviews
A freeform poem... Just another one of those wierd dreams...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-04
37. Pictures reviews
Memories of my former best friend resurfacing...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-04
38. Thoughts of The End reviews
A metaphorical poem... it's hard to explain
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-04
39. Bored
And just when you thought I'd run out of cinquains, I write one about writing cinquains! And I bet you're starting to get tired of me saying cinquain by now...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 9-28-04
40. Rain
A cinquain about the rain
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 9-28-04
41. Sister
I considered labeling this horror, but I'll be nice to her. For now at least.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 9-28-04
42. Holocaust
A poem based on the concentration camps of WWII.
Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Published: 9-28-04
43. The Duck reviews
Who knows what was going through my mind when I wrote this?
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-28-04
44. Voices
We're not skitzophrenic! They really do talk to me!
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 9-27-04
45. Why
Call it a freeform, or just a rant in poetry form... It's about wanting to break free from the mind-controlling world and be an individual.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 9-25-04
46. Coffee Thoughts reviews
Funny how a cup of coffee can make you think of someone...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-24-04
47. Eulogy to the Suicidal
This poem is purely fictional, though I'm sure it applies to many of those left behind by suicidal friends.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Published: 9-24-04
48. Fatherless
How can it be wrong to hate someone who has nothing but trickery and hatred to give?
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 9-21-04
49. Little Voices
I really hate babysitting...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 9-16-04
50. Rubber Chicken reviews
The simple joys of a rubber chicken
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-04
51. School reviews
I know it's kind of dorky... I wrote it for my little sister
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-15-04
52. Hurt reviews
This is about someone I used to look up to.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-04
53. Alone reviews
I wrote this while in an extremely bad mood... it isn't really true for me, but we all feel this way sometimes, right?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-04
54. After Dark reviews
A typical night for an insomniac. Sadly this story happens all the time at my house.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-04
55. High on You reviews
Okay, I know I swore never to write anything sappy... (rated pg for mentions of drug use)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-04
56. From Inside a Locker reviews
Have you ever been shoved into someone else's locker?
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-20-04
57. Abuse reviews
It could be anyone you know... It happens all too often
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-04
58. Insomniac reviews
A cinquain about how my life doth stink
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-20-04
59. Farewell reviews
To the deceased
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-04
60. Shadow reviews
Have they tried to make you a shadow just like me?
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-04
61. Plea of an Insane Soul reviews
What would it be like to be locked in a padded cell?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-04
62. Dance at the Pub reviews
Based on an evening I spent in a pub in Dublin last summer.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-04
63. The Brook reviews
A freeform poem
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-04
64. NeverEnding Dreams reviews
the title describes it well enough
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-04