| RandomTurdBurger |
Author has written 64 stories for Life, Nature, School, Humor, Love, Humor, Family, Friendship, War, General, Religion, General, Fantasy, and Work. | |||||||
1. Blissful Madness reviews...Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-24-052. Black Out reviewsWhy was goodbye so hard when I knew I'd be with him again soon?Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-21-053. Just Another Monday reviewswrote this nearly eons ago, about a bad day at work.Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-054. Another Dead Friend reviewsFor my little sister, whose kitten was killed on the road this morningPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-055. Broken Glass reviewsfighting with my mum and throwing stuff... ooh, angstyPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-056. Seven an HourI hate my job, so what else is new?Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Published: 2-26-057. PinwheelsA simple toy, and simple thoughts concerning suchPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Published: 2-20-058. The End reviewsa sort of goodbye to my grandmotherPoetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-8-059. Fairy Tale » reviewsGrinding Grimm, Goose, and Hans Christian Anderson into the dust... no fair helpless maidens allowedFiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-6-05 - Published: 2-3-0510. SpinningLying down upside down while high on caffiene is a good way to write strange poemsPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Published: 2-3-0511. Imagination reviewsThe title says it all, so I'm not going toPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-0512. Nonsense reviewsKids, this is why your mother tells you not to consume caffiene before bed...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-0513. Joust reviewsa cinquainPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-24-0514. More Thoughts of ThinkingThinking too much can be bad... ooh, insomnia and caffiene quality poetry!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Published: 1-24-0515. Doors reviewsEver have one of those doors that just refuses to close, no matter how hard you slam it shut?Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-24-0516. Escape reviewsTrying to escape lonelinessPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-24-0517. Intruder reviewsNo idea what category this should be in, or how to describe it. Don't take it seriously, whatever you do.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-0518. Memories on the Radio reviewsWho knew listening to Pink Floyd could cause me to write a non-angsty poem?Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-7-0419. Mask reviewsDark, angst, metaphorical, hard to summarize... it must be one of my poemsPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-0420. A Rose of Black reviewsooh look... another gothy angsty poem. not one of my better poems, but if you want to read it, that's your fault not mine.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-0421. Darkened Mind reviewsnot in the best of moods when i wrote itPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-0422. Wandering reviewsNeeding to do something different in life. I'm so bad at writing descriptions.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-0423. Halloween reviewsAnother glimpse into my insane existance in the form of a short storyFiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-0424. Just Dive In reviewsBreak free from the sameness and dive into lifePoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-0425. Out from the Mire reviewsA metaphorical poem I wrote after coming back from a bout of depressionPoetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-23-0426. Nature's GamesThe title says it allPoetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Published: 10-17-0427. Dancing AloneNo wonder my floor is so scuffed up...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Published: 10-15-0428. TiredBent under life's burdensPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Published: 10-15-0429. QuietNo idea what genre to put this under, or how to summarize.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Published: 10-15-0430. Ilsanaro's Eulogy reviewsWritten for a friend. They ken who they are.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-7-0431. Paperclip reviewsThat menacing intruder of Microsoft Word...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-0432. GargoyleInspired by my little stone friendPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 10-6-0433. UnquietIt's all my chaotic family's fault that my muse has run away...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Published: 10-4-0434. Moonlit Insanity reviewsThe idiots are invading, the glowing plush duck want to kill me, and disaster strikes in the form of a borrowed skateboard. Just another typical night... And yes, this did really happen.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-3-0435. HateA serious cinquain... now that's a first. A battle against prejudice.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Published: 10-3-0436. Shadow of a Dream reviewsA freeform poem... Just another one of those wierd dreams...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-0437. Pictures reviewsMemories of my former best friend resurfacing...Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-0438. Thoughts of The End reviewsA metaphorical poem... it's hard to explainPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-0439. BoredAnd just when you thought I'd run out of cinquains, I write one about writing cinquains! And I bet you're starting to get tired of me saying cinquain by now...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Published: 9-28-0440. RainA cinquain about the rainPoetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Published: 9-28-0441. SisterI considered labeling this horror, but I'll be nice to her. For now at least.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Published: 9-28-0442. HolocaustA poem based on the concentration camps of WWII.Poetry: War - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Published: 9-28-0443. The Duck reviewsWho knows what was going through my mind when I wrote this?Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-28-0444. VoicesWe're not skitzophrenic! They really do talk to me!Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Published: 9-27-0445. WhyCall it a freeform, or just a rant in poetry form... It's about wanting to break free from the mind-controlling world and be an individual.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Published: 9-25-0446. Coffee Thoughts reviewsFunny how a cup of coffee can make you think of someone...Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-24-0447. Eulogy to the SuicidalThis poem is purely fictional, though I'm sure it applies to many of those left behind by suicidal friends.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Published: 9-24-0448. FatherlessHow can it be wrong to hate someone who has nothing but trickery and hatred to give?Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Published: 9-21-0449. Little VoicesI really hate babysitting...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Published: 9-16-0450. Rubber Chicken reviewsThe simple joys of a rubber chickenPoetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-16-0451. School reviewsI know it's kind of dorky... I wrote it for my little sisterPoetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-15-0452. Hurt reviewsThis is about someone I used to look up to.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-0453. Alone reviewsI wrote this while in an extremely bad mood... it isn't really true for me, but we all feel this way sometimes, right?Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-0454. After Dark reviewsA typical night for an insomniac. Sadly this story happens all the time at my house.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-6-0455. High on You reviewsOkay, I know I swore never to write anything sappy... (rated pg for mentions of drug use)Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-21-0456. From Inside a Locker reviewsHave you ever been shoved into someone else's locker?Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-20-0457. Abuse reviewsIt could be anyone you know... It happens all too oftenPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-0458. Insomniac reviewsA cinquain about how my life doth stinkPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-20-0459. Farewell reviewsTo the deceasedPoetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-20-0460. Shadow reviewsHave they tried to make you a shadow just like me?Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-12-0461. Plea of an Insane Soul reviewsWhat would it be like to be locked in a padded cell?Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-0462. Dance at the Pub reviewsBased on an evening I spent in a pub in Dublin last summer.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-0463. The Brook reviewsA freeform poemPoetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-0464. NeverEnding Dreams reviewsthe title describes it well enoughPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-04