Bonjour!

Did you say 'bonjour' back?

I knew it!

Aha! So there are people who read this...

Or I am wrong to the extreme and am currently having a perverse conversation with myself.

The many twisted threads weaved together to create me...

Well, I assume you're reading this, so you probably want to know about me.

Or you're just here to see how many stories I have.

Either/or, I suppose.

Well, I am Meghan, hear me roar. >strange hacking sound

Sorry, chocolate has clogged the pipes.

Anyway,
I live in >fourteen wheeler drives noisily by) Colorado, I am 14
years old,and am, at this very moment, adorned in my usual ensemble of
all black, and lying in my bed with my trusty laptop Jerry to keep me
company.

Did you need to know that?

Probably not, but you're still reading, you pervert, you.

Heh...Joking.

I have three stories posted on this site, but I am
currently working on another one, leaving my posted ones in the dust in
its mary-sue glory.

Heh. Kidding. Tis not a Mary-Sue.

But
it is one of the best things I have ever written, so kindly be patient
while I get it up to at least 60 pages before continuing with my other
brain-babies.

Okay...some more enthralling information about moi...

I named my tongue Frank

My favorite movie is Moulin Rouge

My favorite activity is reading/writing

I like too many bands to have a favorite

I don't believe in love in the romantic sense

I am planning on getting an arts degree in college so I can live out my
life as a maverick.(ah, the wiccan equivalent of heaven, in my eyes.)

My favorite book is Lucas, by Kevin Brooks

I can put my legs behind my head. (this astounds my classmates.)

And my pet peeves consist of the following;

People who judge others by appearance only

When someone ingests dairy and speaks as though they have something in their throat or an extremely stuffy nose for hours

People who act foolish for attention

People who throw shoes

Disrespect for others when they have not earned it

Hideously bad breath.

Quirky Facts:

Aladdin is actually chinese

If you sneeze too hard, you could break a rib, but if you try to
suppress a sneeze, you could burst a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die

50percent of the population has an I.Q. over 100

80percent of the population has some form of mouth herpes

'Klutz' is an insult in Yiddish.

Otto Titzling invented the bra (snicker, snicker)

Brain cells are never replaced

It is impossible to keep your eyes open while you sneeze

12percent of an eggs weight is in its shell

Smell is the first of the five senses to develop

Oscar Wilde was sentenced to two years of hard labor for being homosexual

'Idiot' is a technical term for someone with an I.Q. under 25

The Flintstones live at 39 Stone Canyon Way

Abraham Lincoln was the tallest U.S. president

The jaw bone is the hardest bone in the human body

The 'U' in I.O.U. stands for 'unto'

The scientific term for your foot falling asleep is Tarasthesia

Literally translated, December means 'the tenth month'

Statistically, the safest age to be is ten

Thomas Crapper invented the toilet (once again, snicker, snicker)

A capon is a castrated rooster

Blood is six times thicker than water

Venus is known as both the Morning and Evening Star

The avocado has the most calories of any fruit

The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body

The giraffe has the highest blood pressure of all living things

The King of Diamonds in a deck of cards stands for Julius Ceasar

Alas,
reader, I grow weary of this profile. May you become more familiar with
me by e-mailing me or reading, (and reviewing.) my stories.

Deepest of thanks to Walter, my first ever reviewer

Fare thee well.

-Ta

Meghan