Joker is Poker with a J
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since: 08-18-04, id: 431393
country: USA
Author has written 12 stories for Young Adult, Love, Life, and Humor.

Phoebe: I just realized something. Joker is poker with a j... coincidence?
Chandler: Hey, that's "joincidence"... with a c.
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Hello! Welcome to the holy Personal Profile of Joker is Poker with a J.

lol! oki'm just kidding...ok well here's a bit bout me!!

Name: Emily

Hair Color:Chestnut

Eye Color: Hazel

Height:5'0 (so ok i'm short)

E-Mail: jokerispokerwj@hotmail.com

Screen Name: JokerisPokerwj (thats on AOL, yahoo, and MSN)

Drinking right now: i was drinking Root Beer :(

Fav. Drink: Mountain Dew...wait...no...Root Beer...no...Iced tea...no Dr. Pepper...gosh this is hard...

Doing at this moment: Writing my Personal Profile DUH!!

Thinking right now: 'What am i thinking?'

Hobbies: Writing (wouldn't be on here if i didn't) Reading (same comment) swimming listening to music going to see movies and concerts going to camp and bossing around the kids...(hehehehe... What? the kids love me!)

Craziest thing ever done: Ummm... where to begin?...Became a minister online...one time three of my friends were on a ride and i screamed 'hey you guys' and people looked at me and i was like 'not you!' And there was that time i wore a halloween Costume three months before Halloween! soo...yeah...

bestest friend in the whole wide world: No comment (my friends might beat me up...)

Fav. food: who doesn't like Arby's curly fries... (so u don't i'll hunt u down adn roast you chickens...don't say u don't have chickens EVERYONE has chickens...)

Pets: wow um...(c=cat d=dog) Bob (c) Shadow (c) Little one (c) Tiger Lily (c) Evee(c) Cara (d) Lacey (d) Dave (turtle) Daisy Chris and Adam (all fishes)

Music: Volatile (Bros band their gunna be famous one day) My Chemical Romance Korm Papa Roach Hawthorne Heights Bowling for soup umm a bit of a brain block...moving on...

Favorite saying: I'm allergic to stupid people. (i am)

ok all i can think of right now...so i should have a storie soon so check that out in a few days!! CYA!!!

///~Joker is Poker with a J~///


1. The Chemist's Daughter reviews
The Chemist's Daughter bids you welcome to the Rover Psychiatric Hospital.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-20-07
2. The Tale of the Mexican Queen To Be reviews
How the Mexican Queen to be finds her Puerto Rican King to be. VERY FUNNY! I hope...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete
3. The Lives of Stitched Hearts » reviews
A story of friendship. A story of Stitches. Four teenagers, so completely different, form a strong friendship and begin to rip open the stitches that have so long been kept closed.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,552 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-2-06 - Published: 5-21-06
4. That Girl
A girl remembers the 'old' her.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Published: 6-25-06
5. Through the Dark
Something shines through
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 6-25-06
6. Shattered Pieces reviews
Look at a shattered glass
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-06
7. How was I to Know?
A poem of wondering
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Published: 6-25-06
8. Danced in the Rain
A poem of Dancing in the Rain
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Published: 6-25-06
9. Memories
Mother Reminiscence's
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Published: 6-22-06
10. My Saddest Poem Yet reviews
About a girl who falls in love with her best friend...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-06
11. The Nothing » reviews
The Nothing. A feeling Marina Lowell always has in big crowds. But, what really is the feeling? Marina doesn't discover what it is until she meets the new transfer student, Dart Thompson, a mysterious guy who has big secrets. Full sum. inside
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-20-05 - Published: 9-13-05
12. The End Of the World reviews
The rain fell down, piercing through the thin layer of my clothing like a thousand needles. My dad had told me that the world, the goodnes, had died hundreds of years ago. He told me it would be for the better, if the world could start a new.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-28-05
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