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John Stein PhD
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since: 08-23-04, id: 432355
Author has written 4 stories for Essay.

"Do what must be done, Lord Vader. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy. Only then will you be strong enough with the dark side to take the oil." -- Vice President Cheney, instructing Pres. Bush on the invasion of Iraq.

"Satanists are basically Secular Humanists who think they're more badass than that." - FP's own Anya Tempest

“Nietzsche is dead.”-God

"The rules that government lay down are the only protection an anarchist has from the mobs of people sick of hearing him speak." --Unknown

"I can't think of anything more harmful out of the secular humanist movement than the belief that godlessness equals the development of an intellectual skill set." -- FP's Typewriter King

"John Stein is a steaming pile of dog-crap, and I’m a stupid redundant liberal." --Theatre des Vampires

"Who is more ignorant? The man who can not define lightning, or the man who does not respect its power?" - Camerlengo Ventresca, Dan Brown's Angels and Demons




1. My Thoughts on Homosexuality and Gay Marriage reviews
Think the issue of gay marriage is a dead horse that's been beaten like a pinata? Now that it's thoroughly beaten to death, let's shoot it, too!
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-30-05
2. The Weird Link Between Europe & Anal Thermometers reviews
I think the title says it all...
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-15-05 - Published: 2-15-05
3. An Interview with Jesus » reviews
Chapter 2 - Jesus goes on Al Franken's show to stop the beating of Anne Coulter, and ends up facing Conservative121.
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-8-05
4. Guidelines of Liberalism » reviews
Posted once again for your reading pleasure, the Guidelines of Liberalism; meaning plenty of stabs at the President, the Iraq War, patriots, and the American people in general (just those 52%). Chapter 2 up - DEATH TO CORPORATE AMERICA!
Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 12-4-04 - Published: 11-20-04
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