News update: I removed the short story, "The Cutter" because I'm trying to get it published in a magazine. The poem "Hillsboro Vampires" has also been removed just because I think it sucked and would like to re-write it.

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I write mainly fantasy and horror, but I do not restrict myself to these genres. My current story is called "VAMPIRES! (and other demons...but we like the vampires more)." It's a parody. My plan is to turn the vampire cliche's into twisted humor because I'm tired of the same old lovey-dovey vampire crap that's circulating the web these days.

My dislike for the mushy vampire romances is evident in the book I wrote and self-published as well. I stuck with some cliches, but at least the main vampire attraction isn't a sappy "love-muffin." He's a pyscho who takes pleasure in torturing his victims. The book is ironically called "Vampires Don't Exist." It started out as a just-for-fun story on the website Quizilla! and it quickly climbed the highest rated list. People seemed to like the break from the average vampire novels on the book shelves these days. Check it out for yourself. It's available for purchase as an e-book and paperback (this link also has a summary): http://www.lulu.com/browse/book_view.php?fCID=181422

If you have a myspace, add me:

http://myspace.com/vampiresdontexist

http://myspace.com/diesiraebook -- My second book soon to be released. There's a book trailer there, so check it out.