M.M.M. was born the son of glass-blower, and the daughter of a tabloid journalist. At the age of seven, he was found inside of a five inch long, ten inch wide, and three inch tall box of preserved beaver enamel, where he conducted wire-tapping operations for the N.S.A.

Now an indentured servant to the National Rice Preservation Society, he finds time during the flogging periods in his 21 hour work day to write of his experiences, real or imagined.