Review Policy

In general, I try and be polite and return reviews. However, I make a point of only returning the reviews that I find helpful to my writing, therefore, do not expect a response to a review that does not contain any serious criticism.

Contact Policy

Feel free to contact me over IM or by e-mail if you have questions about any reviews I've left, stories I've written, or simly want to chat with another writer and get to know me a bit better.

Editing Policy

If you find my reviews helpful and would like me to edit a peice in more detail, I will most likely be happy to do so. While contingent on how much time and energy I have, for the most part I will enjoy editing any fictional peice. Simply send me an e-mail with the peice enclosed and I will reply to you as soon as possible with comments in a different font along side the text.

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1. Black and White » reviews

You see the petite little white girl? She's the one that's going seriously torture you. Me? The big black guy? I'm just going to hit you. Hard. But yes. Both of us are going to drink your blood. Don't cry. You'll just make her angrier. Or laugh. Depends.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 4-24-08

2. The Marriage Agent » reviews

A pair of goats, a couple chickens, and several cases of imported alcohol will get you a lot in the Gobi Desert. A ride from an insane Chinese cabbie, more dried camel meat then I care to think about, a brace of horses, and, hopefully, a wife.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 10-24-07

3. Death of Man reviews

It is seriously hypothesized that had Men listened to their Wives more, then not a single war would have ever been fought.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-22-08 - Published: 4-22-08

4. How to Get a Girl » reviews

Behold, a quick and easy guide on how to get a girlfriend. Now with a new chapter and more sociological over-analysis! Enjoy.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 12-26-04

5. On the Case of Femininity reviews

A response of sorts. Are women all narcissitic cows, fattened to the slaughter of the almighty MAN? Read and learn, kiddies!

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-2-07 - Published: 11-2-07

6. How to Tell Your New Boyfreind is a Crazy Stalker reviews

Some helpful advice on determining the level of insanity in any potential paramour. Enjoy.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-22-06 - Published: 11-22-06

7. 640 reviews

About numbers. Enjoy.

School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 6-10-06

8. Aeronautics reviews

Well, we'll just hurl you up the keel-line of a gondola, through an inch of solid steel bulwark, and into a 300 degree engine room and see how YOU like it!

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 5-26-06

9. Lighter's Handbook

It's easy to become introspective when your hanging over a stage by clinging to a cat-walk for dear life.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-5-06 - Published: 3-5-06

10. The Girl reviews

Falling in love in a grocery store parking lot.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-19-05 - Published: 3-19-05

11. Modern Educational Theory reviews

A thoughtful and comparitve essay on modern education. Enjoy.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-7-05 - Published: 1-7-05

12. Puss In Boots reviews

The key to success? Talking cats, public nudity, and torture. A twist on the classic fairy tale.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-3-05 - Published: 1-3-05

13. Faith reviews

Esoteric ramblings on religion.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-04

14. My Perfect Girl reviews

An essay on my ideal woman. I've really started to hate this essay, actually.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-14-04 - Published: 12-12-04