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Author has written 16 stories for Essay, Fantasy, Humor, Sci-Fi, School, Romance, Supernatural, Religion, and Horror. Note: Like my writing? Subscribe! Also, check my homepage for other nonsense equal to or better than this. Marketing Demographic: Age: 18-21 years old Ethnicity: Caucasian Country of Origin: United States Current Locale: American South Political Views: Moderate Liberal Spending Power: Zilch Occupation: College Student (4 Year, Research University) | |||||||||
1. A Creepier Doll reviewsA girl and her doll.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 10-9-092. Consuming Flesh reviewsA zombie holocaust is not the best time to break up with a girl.Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 10-9-093. Night Shift reviewsA young doctor takes the subway home one night.Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-31-08 - Published: 12-31-084. A Poem reviewsA reassurance that my love will never die. How I write at 4 AM.Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-18-08 - Published: 8-18-085. My Perfect Girl » reviewsAn essay on my ideal woman. Siiiiiiignificantly darker!Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 12-12-046. How to Get a Girl » reviewsBehold, a quick and easy guide on how to get a girlfriend. Now with advice on how to snag that loveliest of lovelies, the fangirl! Enjoy.Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 12-26-047. Black and White » reviewsYou see the petite little white girl? She's the one that's going seriously torture you. Me? The big black guy? I'm just going to hit you. Hard. But yes. Both of us are going to drink your blood. Don't cry. You'll just make her angrier. Or laugh. Depends.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 8-1-08 - Published: 4-24-088. Lovely Blood reviewsI didn't expect to find my dead ex-girlfriend in a ruined Catholic church. I didn't expect that she wouldn't be able to leave. I didn't expect that she would need blood to survive. I didn't expect that I would be the one to give it to her.Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-5-08 - Published: 7-5-089. The Marriage Agent » reviewsA pair of goats, a couple chickens, and several cases of imported alcohol will get you a lot in the Gobi Desert. A ride from an insane Chinese cabbie, more dried camel meat then I care to think about, a brace of horses, and, hopefully, a wife.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,100 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-8-08 - Published: 10-24-0710. On the Case of Femininity reviewsA response of sorts. Are women all narcissitic cows, fattened to the slaughter of the almighty MAN? Read and learn, kiddies!Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-2-07 - Published: 11-2-0711. How to Tell Your New Boyfreind is a Crazy Stalker reviewsSome helpful advice on determining the level of insanity in any potential paramour. Enjoy.Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-22-06 - Published: 11-22-0612. 640 reviewsAbout numbers. Enjoy.School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-06 - Published: 6-10-0613. Aeronautics reviewsWell, we'll just hurl you up the keel-line of a gondola, through an inch of solid steel bulwark, and into a 300 degree engine room and see how YOU like it!Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-26-06 - Published: 5-26-0614. Lighter's HandbookIt's easy to become introspective when your hanging over a stage by clinging to a cat-walk for dear life.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-5-06 - Published: 3-5-0615. Modern Educational Theory reviewsA thoughtful and comparitve essay on modern education. Enjoy.Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-7-05 - Published: 1-7-0516. Puss In Boots reviewsThe key to success? Talking cats, public nudity, and torture. A twist on the classic fairy tale.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-3-05 - Published: 1-3-05
