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since: 09-19-04, id: 436788
country: United States
Author has written 9 stories for General, General, Life, Horror, and Love.

My name, Lauren. My licence? I don't even have a permit yet.

Honstly though, it's a good life in the States, and I choose not to bore you with the details.

Although, I like friends. (Ahem. That means you. Don't be bashful! Send me an e-mail, drop me a line. I'll love you forever. Or... of that freaks you out... We can just be friends.)

Well... there we go. If you decide to mail meh, here's a few topics to tackle in case you're having trouble:

1) Who invented reality TV and why?

2) Best methods for killing people who don't deserve life. (see #1)

3) Crocodiles

4) Things that piss you off

5) Things you think may piss me off

6) Things that piss cocodiles off

Six is enough right? Be imaginative.

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1. Autumn Canibalism
Sometimes I think I would like to nibble on Your ear To see how you taste.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 3-20-08
2. I Just Think You've Got A Bug
The world’s gone mad. Plain and simple, we are in hell. A bit melodramatic, perhaps, but it’s true.
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-20-08 - Published: 3-20-08
3. XXX
The third and best poem I wrote for my English class prompt Addictions.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 12-17-07
4. Generation XXX
The second poem I wrote for my English class prompt Addictions. My topic: porn addiction.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 12-17-07
5. X
The first poem I wrote for my English class prompt Addictions. My topic: porn addiction.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-17-07 - Published: 12-17-07
6. The Polar Bear
When I was little I had a reoccuring nightmare about a polar bear that lived under my bed and wanted to eat me. My homage to childhood fears and the teddies that got me through them.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 10-8-07
7. Candle
My Aunt is a ghost, and a terrible ghost indeed.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-2-07 - Published: 10-2-07
8. Pyotr reviews
It's pronounced Peter.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-4-07 - Published: 6-4-07
9. Of Life And Love reviews
Based loosely on a friend's love life. 'A sea of doubt, crossed...'
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-19-04 - Published: 9-19-04
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