About Me

I hate these. I don't know why I even have one. I'm not sure why I hate them...maybe because its because I have this thing about freaky stalkers. looks around warily for the said freaky stalkers However, since I have this...thing?...of finding an amusing profile and giggle insanely to myself about random things on it for twenty minutes I thought, hey, what the heck! My profile has been mocking me for its lameness for the past month or so, and I am not one to be mocked without reaction. So here we are, at my grand total of redoing my profile AKA gaping wordlessly at what I previously had in horror, one. It should be a record. Me, redoing my profile!!! Piiift. Annnnyway...back to the point. Because I'm a nice person, and I like making everyone around me just as insane as me, I shall give you a run down on the one and only, weird, nerdish, padded room deprived me.

Name: Caz. That's my name people, or at the least the one that all you computer nerds out there, (like me), are going to know. Oh alright. To be honest its my nickname. But everyone screws up my first name so I thought in a rare moment of saneness, "I'm going to steal my cousin's nickname and use it as well!!!". But then people screw up my nickname. sigh
Age: 15
Location: Australia . Though I promise you I don't wear a corked hat. Or live in a desert. True I live out in the middle of nowhere because my parents insanely dragged me out here, but there isn't a grain of sand nearby. perks up I have a pool though! And finally broadband...ah...my love...lovingly strokes comp

Unfortunately, being only 15 I am forced to attend the god forsaken, dreaded and hated hellish institution called school. High school to be exact. And let me tell you, it aint pretty. To all those primary school and middle school students in you live in some odd country that has three levels of school, I tell you, Jump of a cliff soon. Preferably very soon. Oh by the way, no one can sue me for that. If some insane child takes me literally, that is their fault for listening to the rambles of an extraordinarily random teen. So therefore, when I finally put a story out that I'm attempting, notice attempting there reader dear, updates may not be exactly be scheduled things. Poems will be posted randomly as inspiration strikes. So don't get pissed off and kill me!!! Kill my teachers, I'm innocent! (scoff)

Quotes and Mottos
(I love these things! W00T W00T!!!)

~Love your enemies...it pisses them off
~Me? Break rules? No way! I just test their elasticity
~Time is the best teacher: Unfortunately it kills all it’s students
~Our life is just a drop in the ocean, but every drop is important.
~“Evangelists say Halloween is the devil's holiday. What a lame-ass devil! Sitting down in the depths of hell, going; “I've got control of the major corporations, churning out weapons and toxic waste, but how can I get candy? Let me think--I'll get the children of the world to dress up as hobos and Power Rangers--and then I'll have all the bite-size Kit Kats I need! I am SATAN!’” (said by someone...not too sure)

And finally, one of my favourites even if it is extremely long, its touching and something to remember and live by. Ok, I admit it. I love this emotional, spiritual stuff.

Anything Is Possible
If there was ever a time to dare,
to make a difference,
to embark on something worth doing,

IT IS NOW.

Not for any grand cause, necessarily...
but for something that tugs at your heart,
something that's your inspiration,
something that's your dream.
You owe it to yourself
to make your days here count.

HAVE FUN.

DIG DEEP.

STRETCH.

DREAM BIG.

Know, though, that things worth doing
seldom come easy.
There will be good days.
And there will be bad days.
There will be times when you want to turn around,
pack it up,
and call it quits.
Those times tell you
that you are pushing yourself,
that you are not afraid to learn by trying.

PERSIST.

Because with an idea,
determination,
and the right tools,
you can do great things.
Let your instincts,
your intellect,
and your heart,
guide you.

TRUST.

Believe in the incredible power of the human mind.

Of doing something that makes a difference.
Of working hard.
Of laughing and hoping.
Of lazy afternoons.
Of lasting friends.
Of all the things that will cross your path this year.

The start of something new
brings the hope of something great,

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE.

My Stories and Poems

~Stories~
Most of the stories I have at the moment are short stories, and are meant for children, and are supposed to be illustrated...but my real life drawing isn't quite up to standards. I wrote them ages ago, so their grammer and plot and wordingis probably a lot more simple than it is now.

Secrets of the Sea-Things aren't always what they seem. The bond betweenhumankind and animal is stronger than what many think. Another of those classic stories where a dolphin comes to the rescue of a human and the understanding that comesfrom it.A short story Status: Completed and editted quite dramatically.

~Poems~

The Old Folk-Just something I wrote while I was staring bored out of my mind at school while being forced to watch an old black and white, corny movie gag

Hold Me-Hehe. Correction! Mys econd my recent poem!Mostly just a ramble and a way to pour out everything within me. I don't think it turned out too bad though, however its a bit confusing. Oh well. I understand it. lol :) Though this is defintely my favourite :) :) :)

Rose of Death-Another of those poems where I was staring blankly at my computer, and this came out. Not too sure what sparked it...maybe I had a rose in my room? shrug

Forever Home-I actually remember what inspired this. I used to listen to lullabyes to help me get to sleep, and the last line in the poem was in the song, as well as another few vauge connections to it. Not too sure what the song name was though. As well at the time I was staring out the window of my new room, in my, well my family's new house, and the setting just fit. So ya.

Girl in the Mirror-Just a random piece I wrote ages ago. A bit upsetting if you're easily upset.

All Alone-Is based around drink driving, and the tragedy it leaves behind.

The Quiet Realm- Eh...Dunno what to say about this one.

The Darkest Betrayal- This is what a "friend" did to me.