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Author has written 11 stories for Fantasy, Song, Humor, and Essay. Well I haven't been able to put most of my writing onto an actual computer lately but I'm updating this profile anyways. First of all I should point out that 8 out of 9 of my stories are just humorous little pieces of boredom that I (and sometimes others) conjured up. Zachreal was one of my first attempts at seriously sitting my butt down and writing something but, tragically, the computer it was written on passed away, and I lost the rest of it. I've been trying to finish it but.. uh... it's been years so I'm not sure I can recapture that particular spark of inspiration. Vampyr Mummies! All I can say is... wow. Sometimes I amaze myself. I had some help writing it. Zombie Chickens put in all the raunchy jokes, I just gave the story a plot =p. Enjoy it please, because I can not imagine a more satisfying combination. It's as if Twilight and The Mummy had a baby together and mispelled part of it's name on the birth certificate. The Iron Shoes was NOT stolen. That is the original story and some hack called Zombie Chickens stole it from me. If you get a chance please flame her story mercilessly. I love fantasy and sci fi stories and stories that make you feel like you just got sucked down the rabbit hole. I love writing that is witty, sardonic and original (all put together, yes. But if that's too much to ask originality IS the important one) I like guinea pigs dressed like godzilla, old movies, scottish accents and cookies. I like writing more than I like to read and listening more than I like to sing and I like other peoples problems more than I like my own. I also like super long sentences. | |||||||||
1. The Bell Ringer » reviewsIt was only myth and lore, the speculation that made tales around the fires for children. It was nothing taken seriously by those of level minds.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,436 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 8-15-092. Book One of The Demonogryph Trilogy » reviewsFrontier, Trax and Leek are three teenagers out to fight the Evil Demonogryphs that terrorize their world but also to find out who they are. Please read and review and I might return the favor. ;Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-2-09 - Published: 8-1-093. Vampyr Mummies »Wulfrick and his disfigured servant Igor have discovered the lost tomb of the Almost Queen, but there seems to be more than just a love for ancient artifacts that has brought the stunningly haunted and handsome Wulfrick to Egypt.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 7-25-094. The Iron Shoes » reviewsBlade Sunhunter is waking up to a new and terrifying power. Though he knows he has to heal his village and fulfilled his prophesized duties of the iron shoes he is struggling between the lines of good and evil.Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-20-08 - Published: 12-17-085. Zachreal » reviewsYou, with a fondness for the strange, I have a story for you. hehehehe... (whoa that sounded creepy...)Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-16-07 - Published: 10-27-056. Student of the Raven » reviewsVil has great power...she just has yet to learn about great responsibility...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-19-05 - Published: 1-3-057. The Prince's Moral Gutchi » reviewsInside is the BEST story you'll read this year...uh, besides yours, ofcourse...heh heh...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,116 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-18-05 - Published: 9-27-048. First love now its begun! reviewsLilliandre's life is filled with secrets, but when a handsome boy that she knows becomes evil will she be forced to reveal them?Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-1-05 - Published: 9-1-059. The Irish Potato Famine reviewsMy version of the Irish potato famine... WARNING: numerous facts wrong!Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-25-05 - Published: 5-25-0510. Turner the Magical Monkey Magician reviewsSo far this is the introduction to one of the weirdest stories I've ever written.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-15-05 - Published: 1-15-0511. Krispie Kreme Doughnuts reviewsFilled with good old fashioned subliminal advertising and gooey jelly.Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 11-23-04 - Published: 11-23-04
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