(Taboo'd? Used to be. I've grown out of that.)

I'm a high school student! yo! And... have a G2 and a job. I'm 17! omg! And very sleep deprived.

I like Disney, watching Boondocks, and listening to BritPod. I also like eating shrimp and synthesizing copywritten DVD's onto my Video iPod. Just for good measure. Procrastination? I was born that way. And potential? I might have. Take that as you will.

Coming out (of the closet)—E-motion (a one shot); Waking Up To A Surprise (a one shot); Dear Brother (a one shot); Starving Eddie (a potential story—

(It could happen. I hate guarantees.)

Recommended read (of the now)—reapersun: My Life in Pictures. It hits you. Right. There. She has this talent to make palpable clichés seem... real. She tears away at all the layers until, she's boiling it right down to its essense. And yes, it is slash. But, really. It's more than that. The journey of Aiden, and his aspirations getting the better of him. And it's complete, so. No anticipation (and buttclenching eagerness) for you. It's a fairytale's fairytale. Learn to love life (roll with the punches). Not really (you'll get it).

(Or better yet, just read it. You won't regret it.)

Shuffled song (of the time)—Asobi Seksu's Thursday (I swoon, and I moon (over things I never knew I had). It's good like that)—

(But that's why I love my iPod. And illegally downloading.)

Laughing ourselves sick from happiness.

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1. Blush Burned & reviews

Heart Fixed.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 3-13-07

2. It’s Just Like Him reviews

[ slash ] He must have been a pedophile in a past life.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 3-13-07

3. Papa's Got A Brand New Bag » reviews

[ slash ] By the time dad started to raid the closet, I was being pushed out of it.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,345 - Reviews: 91 - Updated: 1-6-07 - Published: 8-12-06

4. Disengage reviews

[ slash ] The rules of a gay man’s engagement and the one man who dared to break them.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-1-06 - Published: 12-1-06

5. Desperate For Companionshit » reviews

[ slash ] [ a collection ] What’s a man to do? I'm sure you'll find someone you like.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 9-26-06

6. The Gay Man's Kid Brother » reviews

[ slash ] When it comes down to it, being the younger brother of the most popular gay man in the high school isn’t all it’s cut out to be. It’s kind of a funny story…

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,149 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 11-19-06 - Published: 4-11-06

7. Hybrid Satyromaniacs » reviews

[ slash ] Debut album. Every awkward silence a gay baby's born. Parental advisory explicit content.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-18-06 - Published: 8-22-05

8. Everything's Great When They're Half Dead

But you can still relate on a human pedestal.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-24-06 - Published: 10-24-06

9. For Today I Am A Boy reviews

[ slash undertone ] [ one shot ] One day I’ll grow up. But for today I am a child.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-23-06

10. Love Ya But Please Shut Up » reviews

[ slash ] They think he's crazy. Paris knows he's not. He does the next best thing to shutting up. From there everything falls into place and he meets a man who may just be what he's looking for. Duct tape... or a believer? Whatever works for him.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,767 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 8-26-05

11. Boneskin Tight reviews

It kills me to say.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06

12. Safety Twitch reviews

Bullet tonguetied.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06

13. Trainstripping

Disguised as a haiku.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06

14. Your Bill Of Right Is Wrong On A Skillet

Idealists can lie, too.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06

15. I Can't Leave You For A Second

Honestly.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06

16. A Monkeywrench Twice Removed reviews

I hate when you do.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06

17. I'm Hanging You Out To Moisten reviews

I left you out to moisten.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06

18. Texas Chainsaw Mascara

Judgement never tasted so good.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06

19. Someone Came Home With A Vengeance

Lick, lick as in sticky and slimy? Or lick, lick as in what your dad does to you every night? Answer to your own discretion.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06

20. With Grandma's Walking Cane Upside The Head

Grandma's. So warm... but a bit moldy.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-1-06 - Published: 9-1-06

21. Dinner For Two reviews

[ wannabe slash ] [ macabre ] For here or to go?

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 8-12-06

22. For Your Entertainment A Self Serving Pile Of Me reviews

[ slash ] [ macabre ] Will you take me to the hospital if you burst me? If you split me? If you rupture me?

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 8-12-06

23. I Feel A Sin Coming On reviews

[ slash ] [ macabre ] I could always drill a hole in your head and pour soda pop in it.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 8-12-06

24. There was a boy » reviews

[ slash ] Part I. Whoever said high school would be easy? Four guys meet and become friends. But it isn't as simple as that, some people just weren't meant to mix... things happen, lips meet and worlds collide. Didn't think it'd end up like this.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,032 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 6-19-06 - Published: 1-25-05

25. Session Notes reviews

[ slash ] [ macabre ] Subject thinks I'm an idiot.

Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-12-06 - Published: 5-12-06

26. Public Displays Of Affection » reviews

[ slash ] Imagine getting tackled, stabbed, molested and asked out on a date in one day. Yeah. I didn't think you could. Doesn't help that a damn punk won't get out of my head. It's always the neurotic guys who like to touch me the most... pity me.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,079 - Reviews: 242 - Updated: 5-5-06 - Published: 6-27-05

27. The Depp Factor » reviews

[ deppsexuality ] A Johnny Depp collection of haikus: his myriad of characters.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-15-06 - Published: 4-15-06

28. Whipped Cream And Gasoline Told You So reviews

I inhaled erotic. I exhaled the weed.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-14-06 - Published: 4-14-06

29. Mystery at its finest reviews

Mister E, I presume.

Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-14-06 - Published: 4-14-06

30. Coagulated Spider Cuff

And come I did.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-14-06 - Published: 4-14-06

31. Spilled Pills: A Memoir

[ slash ] [ macabre ] Holding me down with a morphine induced happily ever after.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-14-06 - Published: 4-14-06

32. Shit List » reviews

[ slash ] If you’re on this list, too bad for you and like I say: ‘bite the bunny’s head off before the bunny bites you.’ Shit happens.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-28-06 - Published: 3-21-06

33. L u c i d D e l i r i u m Of An A sp i ra t io n reviews

[ slash ] [ one shot ] He isn't crazy. He just likes people to think he is.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,903 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-1-06 - Published: 3-1-06

34. Winnie Mandela: A Not so ordinary woman

Take me down as you please, but I'm still there.

Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-06

35. Scene One: The Curtain Call

The show must go on.

Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-06

36. Scene Three: Aborting His Heart

Undergoing heart surgery with an abortionist's hand.

Complete - Play - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-5-06 - Published: 2-5-06

37. F r a n t i c Romantic reviews

[ slash ] [ one shot ] When it comes down to it, you know writergod has you whipped. But Kenny? He knows exactly what to do to get you moving. In more ways than one. With the help of writergod, of course.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 1-29-06

38. L u c i d D r e a m s O f A n A s p i r a t i o n reviews

[ slash ] [ one shot ] He was always a little dirty.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-30-05 - Published: 12-30-05

39. FiftyFifty reviews

[ slash ] ...i didn't look at you while you changed.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-31-05 - Published: 10-31-05

40. Emo Was Never Your Colour reviews

[ slash ] Getting a little ahead of myself Aren't I? But you see Goth seems to be next in line

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-17-05 - Published: 10-17-05

41. Resting In Peace Is Overrated reviews

[ slash ] He kissed me with one foot in the grave. I'd say he kissed me breathless.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-12-05 - Published: 10-12-05

42. a trifecta reviews

i don't mind straight people as long as they act gay in public

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-11-05 - Published: 10-11-05

43. Plowing The Dirt Between Your Knees reviews

[ slash ] You were always just stubble on my lawn.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-1-05 - Published: 10-1-05

44. Teenage Moving Truck Angst reviews

Take me away already. Take me to that place where all the angsting teenagers go.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-1-05 - Published: 10-1-05

45. FRIENEMIES: Confessions of a Boy Gang » reviews

[ slash ] [ on hiatus ] The time is the late 1990s. The place is a down and dirty city in the middle of nowhere, where five high school boys are joined in a gang dedicated to power, pride, and freedom.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-23-05 - Published: 9-22-05

46. Omake IV: Cosmopolitan Baby reviews

[ slash ] [ Public Displays Of Affection companion ] His life was on the rocks, who would've known it would end up being rum instead?

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-21-05 - Published: 8-21-05

47. Omake III: A One Boy Army For Two reviews

[ slash ] [ Public Displays Of Affection companion ] It started off innocently enough but grew into something more...

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-05 - Published: 8-16-05

48. Daddy Eff 'ed Me And I Loved It » reviews

[ slash ] [ incest ] Some dads took their sons to baseball games. Mine took me to his bed.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-16-05 - Published: 8-15-05

49. Omake II: Bruised Beginnings reviews

[ Public Displays Of Affection companion ] He knew he'd never like him from the beginning, and that's when the fists came flying.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-6-05 - Published: 8-6-05

50. Omake I: In The Making reviews

[ Public Displays Of Affection companion ] He was known as Iceman, voted most likely to remain a virgin all his life.They couldn't have been more wrong...

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-6-05 - Published: 8-6-05

51. A Dirty Sea is The Pirate Life for Me » reviews

[ slash ] [ on hiatus ] Best thing about being on the sea? Nobody can see you swin naked with the men. Best thing about meandering about with pirates? You get alone time with the mysterious, handsome ones. Now. If only Kiley knew that.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,968 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 7-11-05 - Published: 6-10-05

52. Smoking when Pregnant » reviews

[ slash ] [ on hiatus ] A boy, a teen, and a man. Just where are they going with this? Only life and time can tell... and a few unexpected temptations along the way. Flirting was never their niche.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 6-30-05 - Published: 5-23-05

53. Intergalactic Lightsaber Chewie Love reviews

[ slash ] [ one shot ] I loved him and I loved Star Wars. Lightsabers were meant to touch as were ours, in my gay, Star Wars galvanized subconscious being. I still love him and I still love Star Wars.

Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,329 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-20-05

54. Somewhere Down the Crazy River » reviews

[ slash ] [ on hiatus ] All right. So taking a dip in the river wasn't the smartest thing he had ever done. But did he really need to be accosted by a strange man, too? That was just cruel.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,540 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-14-05 - Published: 4-25-05

55. Harry Cherry » reviews

[ slash ] [ on hiatus ] Tastes so good you'll walk away a gay person.

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,906 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-8-05 - Published: 2-21-05

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