I guess I will say something about myself seeing as this is my bio page.

My Remarks

June 3, 2009

Dear faithful readers who thin I've dropped off the face of the earth,

I haven't dropped of the face of the earth, but my inspiration for both of my stories has. That has happened for what reason I don't know, but I'm chalking it up to being in another country and then the stress of moving back to the states, plus the ten thousand other things that have happened. All stories are still on Hiatus, but seeing as I'm back in Florida after my stays in South Korea and Kentucky, I think I might be able to find my inspiration again. Don't hold your breath for it, but I will try working on these again. Thanks again for your patience.

Your ever faithful authoress,

Ladybug403

Name Jamie

Age 21

Location Lovely North Florida

Occupation Animal Care Specialist for the US Army (: best job in the army :)

Hobbies Reading, Writing, Surfing the web, Hanging out with my buds, Drawing...etc.

Marital Status Happily taken

Likes People who read and review my work with constructive critisism, animals, good movies, (blushes) musicals, theater, torturing my little sister and older brothers (smiles evilly), playing Zelda games, music except for rap

Dislikes People who read and review my work by telling me what crap it is and how I shouldn't post it, people who read and review my work with flames and don't leave their penname (that really irks me), people who whine, traffic, long lines (especially when you're having to stand in the sun with no breeze or shade), rap music, people who act like someone they're not (posers)

Quotes Reading rocks. ~ Me

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it. ~ Anonymous

A fool will learn nothing from a wise man, but a wise man will learn much from a fool. ~ T.M.

To me, kung-fu is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. ~ T.M.

Man who laugh last not get joke. ~ T.M.

Never test depth of water with both feet. ~ T.M.

I'm surrounded by weirdos...Oh wait, I am one. ~ Me

I never said it was going to be easy...I only said it would be worth it. ~ Anonymous

I write for fun and am so glad I can finally post my stories for lots of people to read. I want lots and lots of reviews, but I will wait patiently for it to happen. :) My first story, The Dragoness, is nearly three years in the making. It is taking me forever to write it. :( Stupid writer's block. My second story, Yelling Always Relieves Stress, just came to me one day during class when I was really stressed and just wanted to scream at my teacher. Actually the title just came to me. I already had my story line. Read, Enjoy, and then please Review. It's a writer's best tool. :) Oh, and if you do read my work and review on it, I will attempt to return the favor. It's just polite to do so.

Summaries of my Stories

The Dragoness: This is my baby story and I absolutly love it. It's pretty much about two kids, Nia and Jeeka, who are going to save their world from complete destruction. It's got action, romance, humor,...you name it, it probably has it. This one is rated T for violence, little bit of language, mabye some of the romance. Chapter 5 up! ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Yelling Always Relieves Stress: This has become my other baby story. I got the idea for this one and just started writing it. It's about a spoiled prince, Ruko, who is trying to be dethroned and killed by his two cousin's, Arki and Thukon, and his fiancee, Junaria. They (his cousins and his fiancee) then just get him kidnapped by a local thieve group for a very large ransom and hope the thieves will end up killing him. The chaos that ensues after this just might have you laughing out loud or thinking I'm a complete idiot. :) This one is rated T for violence, lots of language, and a bit of romance. Chapter 2 up! ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Summaries of my Essays

Show Your Pride In The Ten Commandments: This is an essay or editorial that I had to do in 10th grade. I've posted it because so many people are complaining about god and school and I just felt like publishing it. The title explains what it is. It's a flame gatherer but it's funny to laugh at flames. If you don't like it, don't read it. If you do read it, totally hate it, and want to tell me, do so. I'm might just tell you personally that that was the funniest thing I ever read. I laugh at all the stupid flames I get. Enjoy.

What and Why?: This is a musings on my thoughts I've had for the past couple months and in light of some of the things that have happened recently. It might not be considered an essay by some people, but oh well. It's not a story and it's not a poem, so it's an essay to me. :) If you read, I hope you enjoy it and I hope it gets you thinking about What and Why.

Summaries of my Poems

Memories Remembered: This is a poem I did in the 10th grade. I got top honors in my class for it, but didn't win anything for it in regionals. The title explains it all. Enjoy!

Euthanasia: This is a poem I thought of as I watched a cat get euthanized at work. I actually had to help do it and it affected me in a way that actually surprised me. This is some of what I felt. Hope you can get a bit of understanding out of it and know that we don't euthanize because we want to. We euthanize because we have to.

I Wonder...: This is a thought turned poem that just popped into my head one morning. It's my musing and wondering about things that are going on in my life at this point. Enjoy.

If you'd like to contact me and talk to me about any of this, the e-mails up top. I also have AIM. Thanks. _