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since: 10-29-04, id: 441710
country: UK
Author has written 28 stories for Haiku, Work, Fable, Humor, Life, Friendship, Love, and General.


1. Finished
There comes a point where you're forced the face reality. I hate that moment *sigh* I prefer my own little world, personally.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Published: 8-5-10 - Complete
2. Wild Apples reviews
It is what it is.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-10
3. I'm a cat reviews
Sometimes I can be a dog too...but I was in a cat mood when I wrote this.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-21-09 - Complete
4. Mask reviews
Just been thinking a lot about the mask I wear for the outside world. Gotta appear normal sometimes... Oh, and there's a little nod to a British friend of mine in there if you can find it
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-09 - Complete
5. My Pain reviews
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Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-3-09 - Complete
6. Lusty Haiku reviews
mmm just a little something something
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-21-05
7. Untitled reviews
shrug
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-3-05
8. Anxiety reviews
My fear of death and dying
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-05
9. Argument reviews
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Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-05
10. Forgiveness reviews
This is a poem I wrote about the hardest thing for me to do, forgive myself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-15-05
11. Purging reviews
Just some 3 a.m. thoughts I wanted to put on paper
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-05
12. My Poor Sick Llama reviews
Yet another request for a poem with 5 random words...this time they were Bereft Penicillin Llama Domino Verdigris
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-28-04
13. Toady reviews
No deep thoughts it's just supposed to be funny. I sing it in the shower :)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-28-04
14. Kumquat Hedgehog Jiggle Salisbury Tabernacle reviews
This is a request from Crystal for a poem with those 5 words in it...hope you like it lol
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-28-04
15. For K reviews
For the friend I lost
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-23-04
16. Loss of a Friendship reviews
Just read it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-2-04
17. Blending reviews
This is a poem about those people who either try to ignore you because they think they're better than you or the ones who look down upon you.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-4-04
18. Haiku reviews
About my lack of personal time.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-3-04
19. Five Random Words reviews
This is a poem my friends had me to write. They chose five random words I had to use. Cardiovascular, facitious, plague, platypus, and wuss.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-3-04
20. Hush reviews
My first attempt at a true angry poem. I have a guy friend who tells me to shut up constantly and this is what I feel when he does that.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-3-04
21. Decisions reviews
A collection of theories for how my different problems may have been caused and a picture of my true indecisiveness, but slightly exaggerated.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-3-04
22. Two by Two reviews
Two poems written with my best friend. We alternated verses.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-04
23. Words reviews
About some of my favorite words. Not the four letter kind :)
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-1-04
24. Today reviews
This poem is my daily mantra, I say it to myself every day to keep my outlook positive. It's free verse and one of the very few serious poems I've written, most of them are meant to be funny.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-04
25. Coffee Shop Guy reviews
A declaration of my undying love for the coffee shop guy, and possibly an explanation of my obsession over coffee...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-29-04
26. The First Tale reviews
This is the first part of the first short story that I am writing in an attempt to put together a novel remniscient of Boccaccio and Chaucer. It's basically mocking modern societal views on the value of beauty as opposed to brains,
Fiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-29-04
27. Satan's Asshole reviews
The beauty of a pizza place
Poetry: Work - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-29-04
28. Caffeine Overdose reviews
My feelings on the magic that is called coffee
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-04