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since: 11-02-04, id: 442284, Profile edited: 04-22-08
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Author has written 10 stories for Life, Romance, Historical, Essay, and Fantasy.

My Current Stories:

Noli Me Tangere (Formerly known as The Most Happy: A Tale of Anne Boleyn)- I've wanted to write a story about this era for so long, and now I've finally got around to doing it. My goal is to make it historically accurate, yet interesting at the same time. I also do not want to have a particular villain (commonly Henry VIII or even Anne)but to have all the characters be somewhat sympathetic in their own ways, but also flawed. Some chapters of this will be told from Anne's point of view, while others will give background on what other characters are doing, such as Katharine or Wolsey. The title is from a line of a poem of Sir Thomas Wyatt's, about Anne Boleyn. It is Latin for "don't touch me." The exact line is "Noli Me Tangere, for Caesar's I am." Caesar being symbolic of Henry VIII.

Saving Me-Adrienne is pregnant with her best friend's boyfriend's (who is another friend of her's) kid. Her dad happens to kick her out for it.It totally sucks until she goes to live withthree college psychos: Mark, Cameron, and Cameron's girlfriend, Jules. And then, of course, Mark wants to use her to break up Jules and Cameron! As soon as I have the time, I'm going to revise the three chapters that I have up.

Trouble Was Our Game- Ryan, selfish, manipulative, horney goth, has one goal: toget in the pants of the most popular girl in school, Erica Scott.Then he meets Erica's sarcastic and cynical sister, Amber. And Amber's in love with her best friend, Nathan. It's a giant LOVE SQUARE!I had ten chapters up, then I reread them all and realized I hated it. So I deleted all the chapters and I'm slowly rewriting and reposting them all. I currently hate this story and want to rewrite/delete it. But I'm leaning towards deleting it.

Everybody's Fault But Mine- Trent's hooking up with his best friend's sister behind his best friend's back. Nobig deal. That is, until his weird, happy-go-lucky stalker/neighbor/ex-best-friend finds out and uses it against him. I just posted this and I'm in love with the idea. I will continue on this sometime soon.

Getting Readers to Read Your Story for Dummies- This is for the lolz. It's easy for me to write, and I don't have to think too hard. It's a good stress reliever for me after seriously writing. And none of it is sarcasm. I SWEAR!


Now I can just tell you're all dying to read my stories. So go and do it! Don't forget to REVIEW! Constructive criticism is the bestest.




1. Pixie Dust and Happy Thoughts reviews
Peter Pan was Tinkerbell's best friend, until he fell in love with Wendy.
Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08
2. Getting Readers to Read Your Story for Dummies » reviews
Is it this guide that is for dummies? Or is your story meant for dummies? A guide for all FictionPress writers to ascribe to if they truly wish to succeed. And, oh yeah, it's sarcastic and fun, too.
Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 4-14-08
3. Noli Me Tangere » reviews
As King Henry resigns himself to having a daughter as his sole heir, along comes the ambitious and freshly scorned Anne Boleyn. Her wit and charm immediately capture his interest. The rest is history. Formerly titled The Most Happy: A Tale of Anne Boleyn
Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 3-1-08
4. Remembrances reviews
He watches her, somehow loving her best when she is like this: all hard lines and angles, determination in her eyes. There is steel in her bones, and he envies how straight she sits as she prepares for her wedding.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-24-08 - Published: 4-24-08
5. Insight reviews
A blind princess and an ugly knight might just be meant for one another. A fluffy fairy tale.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08
6. Trouble Was Our Game » reviews
Amber is the quiet girl who is secretly in love with her best friend. Her sister, Erica, is the most popular girl in school. Ryan, one of the hated Goths, wants to add Erica as another notch in his belt. Until he meets Amber. UNDER RECONSTRUCTION.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,428 - Reviews: 423 - Updated: 4-13-08 - Published: 7-7-05
7. delusion reviews
jealousy is the new diet drug
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 3-16-08
8. Everybody's Fault But Mine reviews
Trent never meant to sleep with his best friend's sister AND fall for his happy-go-lucky stalker. It just turned out that way. You know how these things happen. ON HOLD
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-11-06
9. Saving Me » reviews
Adrienne, pregnant with her best friend's boyfriend's kid, kicked out of her house by her father, is taken in by serious medical student, Cameron. It's fine, until his roommate wants her to break up Cameron and his girlfriend by seducing Cameron. ON HOLD
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 11-8-05 - Published: 8-17-05
10. Carefree reviews
This is a short poem about growing from a child to adulthood. It's my first real poem so please read and review. All criticisms accepted.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 6-13-05 - Published: 6-13-05
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