I hate stereotypes.

I am just-your-average straight male trapped in the body of a lesbian-bisexual boy-girl. (I am not transgendered.)

Just call me Dudley. Really. I've got a polo shirt, some khakis and a nametag to prove it.

I adore intelligent, insane,witty (preferrably British) cartoon villians. See Grand Duke, "Rock-a-Doodle", Prince Froglip, "The Princess and the Goblin" (who is British and insane but not quite witty and itelligent... but still my favourite) , Scar from "Lion King" and "Aladdin's" Jafar (whose accent is English, for no apparent reason.).

Things I treasure are as follows: Harry Potter characters, Tori Amos, classic literature, food, and wild wild women.

I like to think that I am intelligent, insane, witty, and British.

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1. Stairway to Heaven

Grit, unpaid bills and selfish issues. But hey. He got a great girl out the deal.

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 5-3-07

2. Guess My Gender reviews

It's really easy to tell a person's gender!

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-18-04 - Published: 12-18-04

3. The Duke Am I reviews

Have you seen "Rock-a-doodle", the crazy cartoon about an Elvis rooster? If so, read my poem! I know you've been tainted by it as well! Don't deny your childhood fears!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 12-10-04

4. Fighting to Be reviews

I am comparing myself to a certain sweet transvestite in this poem about my ideal world. Don't dream it. BE it.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-5-04 - Published: 12-5-04

5. Glitter reviews

Bisexuality can be pleasingly confusing.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-21-04 - Published: 11-21-04

6. The Homophobe reviews

A homophobic man watches gays marching upon his television screen. He doesn't understand what they are marching for.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-14-04 - Published: 11-14-04