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1. Selflessness reviews

I still cant give it anymore

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-20-07 - Published: 10-20-07

2. Advantage Man reviews

Why do you wake up ashamed of yourself when you went to sleep happy?

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-29-07 - Published: 9-29-07

3. Filthy Etiquette reviews

Tell me the proper way to kill a man

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-07 - Published: 9-27-07

4. Callousness reviews

Get me a shovel

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-06 - Published: 5-22-06

5. The Serenity Prayer reviews

I've found a new way to shirk responsibility

Work - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-20-06

6. Caffeine reviews

Just tell the insomniac to get some sleep

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 5-19-06

7. The Vietnam War

How could I dare to wait so long?

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-19-06 - Published: 5-19-06

8. An Afternoon in which I discovered a turtle reviews

What if I got on my knees and demanded exoneration?

Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-17-06 - Published: 5-17-06

9. Adam and Eve were into leather reviews

I wish the ocean would just disappear

Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 5-16-06

10. Achievement reviews

I don't know about you but I'm standing in the winner's circle

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-16-06 - Published: 5-16-06

11. Amputation reviews

You'd think this is funny if you knew what I was talking about

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-06 - Published: 5-1-06

12. Sabachthani reviews

I thought I was being reasonable

Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 4-29-06

13. Divine Masturbation reviews

If it makes you feel better I don't care anymore

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-10-06 - Published: 4-10-06

14. Christ was crucified on Black Friday reviews

Whoever said Thanksgiving isn't a commercial holiday?

Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-18-06 - Published: 3-18-06

15. Janet! Donkeys! reviews

If only it didn't have to be true

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-12-06 - Published: 3-12-06

16. Golden Moments reviews

Once she's been offended there is never any turning back

Work - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-06 - Published: 3-12-06

17. Choices reviews

Some choices have consequences

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-06 - Published: 3-12-06

18. Washington's Farewell Address reviews

"Let me start this off by telling you that I love you"

Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 2-10-06

19. Face Cancer reviews

God you're ugly

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-06

20. Marurity reviews

I have all the time in the world

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-16-06 - Published: 1-16-06

21. The Prodigal Son reviews

People will love you when you tell them what they want to hear

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-13-05 - Published: 12-13-05

22. Parenting Techniques reviews

I am learning memorable lessons

Family - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-13-05 - Published: 12-13-05

23. My sister wants her mother back reviews

You promised

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 12-12-05

24. Honesty reviews

I have learned

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-8-05 - Published: 12-8-05

25. The one I kiss is the one you want

The girl I used to love

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-4-05 - Published: 12-4-05

26. Anecdote reviews

Boy did I feel silly

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-4-05 - Published: 12-4-05

27. It's a new year

Feel free to be unlike yourself

School - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-4-05 - Published: 12-4-05

28. Handle with care reviews

I'll never raise my voice again

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-25-05 - Published: 11-25-05

29. Have a nice day reviews

This isn't your food

Work - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-23-05 - Published: 11-23-05

30. A woman at the DriveThru reviews

The straw that breaks the camel's back

Work - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-18-05 - Published: 11-18-05

31. Political babies reviews

Voting rights for people of all ages

Politics - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-15-05 - Published: 11-15-05

32. The Beatitudes reviews

Blessings for everyone!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 11-7-05

33. Formal Resignation reviews

I am not going to step down

School - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 11-7-05

34. The Insomnia Room

There is a room in every house in which it is impossible to sleep

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,831 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-3-05 - Published: 11-3-05

35. Setting Anniversary Cards on Fire reviews

It would have been a year between us

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-31-05 - Published: 10-31-05

36. Unrequital demonstration reviews

I live with this every day

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 10-27-05

37. Sex symbol reviews

I am idealism

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-25-05 - Published: 10-25-05

38. Forgiveness reviews

I'm so sorry

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-19-05 - Published: 10-19-05

39. Shock therapy reviews

But now the frivolous things that make me laugh somehow seem offensive

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 10-16-05

40. Partial Scan of an Enebriate Mind reviews

I forgive you for assuming you are still my life

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-16-05 - Published: 10-16-05

41. Everything and Nothing reviews

I wanted to heal old sores and slip away

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 10-14-05

42. Deer reviews

Deer

Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-10-05 - Published: 10-10-05

43. Apology reviews

I would learn that deep inside of me, I am a failure

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-7-05 - Published: 10-7-05

44. The Honor Code reviews

God forbid there be too many of us

Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-3-05 - Published: 10-3-05

45. Everybody forgot my birthday reviews

You know the type

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-29-05 - Published: 9-29-05

46. When ye have transgressed reviews

There is no if

Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-25-05 - Published: 9-25-05

47. The bridges of Konigsburg reviews

Help me stop it.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-19-05 - Published: 9-19-05

48. SIlver Catharsis reviews

Who am I write now?

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-16-05 - Published: 9-16-05

49. social pornography reviews

I'm going to prove myself because I'm better than you

Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-15-05 - Published: 9-15-05

50. Monkey on your back reviews

I stand at arm's length from everyone

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-15-05 - Published: 9-15-05

51. This is how I really feel reviews

This is how I really feel

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-13-05 - Published: 9-13-05

52. A near drowning incident while fishing reviews

The moment we get too close is the moment we get too far

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-11-05 - Published: 9-11-05

53. Wedding Planner reviews

Obsession

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 9-9-05

54. Regret reviews

And what is forgiven is still on the table for picking up again

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 9-9-05

55. Runaways reviews

People are getting what they want

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-7-05 - Published: 9-7-05

56. A dancecussion reviews

Let's have a discussion

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-7-05 - Published: 9-7-05

57. Smiled at reviews

It's okay, right?

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 9-2-05

58. Comic Strip reviews

I am the cartoon version of myself

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 9-2-05

59. Love Note reviews

I love you

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 8-31-05

60. Better reviews

People throw their lives away all the time

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-30-05

61. The Undecalogue reviews

The Undecalogue

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-30-05

62. Box fan reviews

Just try to be offended by this

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-30-05 - Published: 8-30-05

63. Unimportant feelings reviews

Anything except the hard stuff

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-29-05 - Published: 8-29-05

64. SelfConfidence reviews

I need to avoid offending my audience

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-28-05

65. Illiteracy reviews

I've made a mistake

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-28-05 - Published: 8-28-05

66. Curses for disobedience reviews

I'm eating my children

Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-26-05 - Published: 8-26-05

67. A Rock in a weary land reviews

I'll say absurd things and hope I sound deep

Religion - Fiction Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-23-05 - Published: 8-23-05

68. Pavlove reviews

People can be trained to show affection

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-20-05 - Published: 8-20-05

69. Medusa reviews

I never needed a hug so much in my life

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 8-15-05

70. Burnt Offering reviews

Eat whatever you want

Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-9-05 - Published: 8-9-05

71. Illness reviews

I think that makes it worse

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 8-8-05

72. Getting lost easily reviews

I thought I didn't need it

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-1-05 - Published: 8-1-05

73. Moses strikes the rock reviews

Love is like salt because it burns wounds

Religion - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-31-05 - Published: 7-31-05

74. Cheap Grace reviews

No

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-31-05 - Published: 7-31-05

75. Jealousy reviews

There are some things that will not turn a boy into a man

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-30-05 - Published: 7-30-05

76. Shatter reviews

Dangerous places

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-29-05 - Published: 7-29-05

77. Summer Reading reviews

Universal politically correct garbage

School - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-28-05 - Published: 7-28-05

78. Invitation reviews

I may indeed

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-27-05 - Published: 7-27-05

79. The World McDonald's Badminton League reviews

Anybody can do your job

Work - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-27-05 - Published: 7-27-05

80. Destroy all their pictures reviews

Destroy all my pictures

Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-26-05 - Published: 7-26-05

81. Guest Appearance reviews

Ignoring people

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-25-05 - Published: 7-25-05

82. Sperm Count reviews

Dreams are things that don't happen

Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-05 - Published: 7-22-05

83. Lovers reviews

I want to completely saturate this with allegory

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-19-05 - Published: 7-19-05

84. A hug and a kiss goodbye reviews

And that makes me sad

Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-19-05 - Published: 7-19-05

85. The difference between the sacred and the secular reviews

I owe debts to everyone I've ever met

Religion - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-18-05 - Published: 7-18-05

86. Picture Day reviews

At least I look good

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-15-05 - Published: 7-15-05

87. Trust Drugs reviews

Melancholy does live on, but it becomes more generic

Family - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-14-05 - Published: 7-14-05

88. Eulogy reviews

I'm tired now

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-10-05 - Published: 7-10-05

89. Theophany reviews

forgiving me stuff

Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 7-9-05

90. Advice reviews

Little boys looking for girls to kiss and use

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 7-9-05

91. A man and a woman reviews

I tried to sleep but I have fleas

Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-6-05 - Published: 7-6-05

92. Mauve reviews

Don't spill your ice cream

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-6-05 - Published: 7-6-05

93. Dancing People reviews

The day is not mine

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-6-05 - Published: 7-6-05

94. Hyperbole reviews

Checkmate to all that I stand for

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-2-05 - Published: 7-2-05

95. Scorn of Treasons reviews

dedicated to the one person who ever meant anything to me

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-1-05 - Published: 7-1-05

96. The moment of a lifetime reviews

That is where I get my exhilaration

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-29-05 - Published: 6-29-05

97. TaxDeductible Tithing reviews

And forgive us our debts, both given and taken

Family - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-29-05 - Published: 6-29-05

98. How to be humble reviews

You can't keep doing this to me

Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-27-05 - Published: 6-27-05

99. The Abortionist reviews

Whatever happened to young love?

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-24-05

100. Personification reviews

But yet you know there is lust around the romance

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-24-05

101. Poster reviews

chris does not do enough

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-24-05 - Published: 6-24-05

102. Symbollically, your name isn't David reviews

Get out

Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-23-05 - Published: 6-23-05

103. To no end come these days reviews

Out ring the peals of economy unto a crowd

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-21-05 - Published: 6-21-05

104. Backwards reviews

travailing thoughts and yet holding

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-21-05 - Published: 6-21-05

105. Dehumanisation reviews

That blessing is a stumbling block

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-21-05 - Published: 6-21-05

106. An extant manuscript reviews

Never mind that you'll never find him

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-20-05 - Published: 6-20-05

107. Love Letter reviews

I love you

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-19-05 - Published: 6-19-05

108. The Grass is Never Green Enough reviews

Much darker and much more absurd than my other short stories

Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-18-05 - Published: 6-18-05

109. People we place in awe reviews

There are things that I learn are not so special

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-7-05 - Published: 6-7-05

110. The Emasculated reviews

I'm getting cut off

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-7-05 - Published: 6-7-05

111. In the delicatessen reviews

That excites me

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-31-05 - Published: 5-31-05

112. Feed the baby reviews

He has a new baby

School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-31-05 - Published: 5-31-05

113. No one to take responsibility reviews

Semantics, he says

School - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-30-05 - Published: 5-30-05

114. The St Bernard reviews

Step on me

School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-30-05 - Published: 5-30-05

115. The Declaration of Codependence reviews

This one isn't meant to hurt

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-30-05 - Published: 5-30-05

116. Standing Firm reviews

I'll admit that this isn't as funny as my other stories

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-24-05 - Published: 5-24-05

117. Monsters reviews

it is easy

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-22-05 - Published: 5-22-05

118. The official taker of sides reviews

God bless you Mister Hypocrite

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-22-05 - Published: 5-22-05

119. Somewhat less happy reviews

This is the final picture of my apologies

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-22-05 - Published: 5-22-05

120. Good Intentions reviews

I shouldn't have to be put in this situation

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-22-05 - Published: 5-22-05

121. da Vinci reviews

I am the rolled up Renaissance man

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-22-05 - Published: 5-22-05

122. All which is in due course

As long as I don't rely on my father

Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-05 - Published: 5-1-05

123. Candy Land

Sugar is your very own surrogate

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-29-05 - Published: 4-29-05

124. Directed for the unconcerned

The selfish can get dealt with well

School - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-26-05 - Published: 4-26-05

125. Dear Mrs Anderson

I would just like to write you a short note thanking you for all the hard work you've put into teaching

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-05

126. Amor es

darle sangre darle sangre darle sangre

Love - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-19-05 - Published: 2-19-05

127. I a hymn about the self

I'm a wonderful boyfriend

Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-10-05 - Published: 2-10-05

128. The Mastermind Antichrist reviews

What wil we do when they know it's not true

Religion - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-05 - Published: 2-2-05

129. Apocalips

That is the love for her

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-29-05 - Published: 1-29-05

130. Dirt off your burger reviews

This is a parody of Jay-Z's song 'Dirt off your shoulder'

Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-22-05 - Published: 1-22-05

131. Mice Bones Unearthed! reviews

It is a school day

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-19-05 - Published: 1-19-05

132. Dozen Roses reviews

Dozen Roses

Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-19-05 - Published: 1-19-05

133. Change

When the fries in the hopper, ma

Work - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-19-05 - Published: 1-19-05

134. Wrong kind of rebirth

The first to drop a stone is the weaker?

Friendship - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-18-05 - Published: 1-18-05

135. Fishbowl Jesus reviews

He lets me whoreship Him sometimes

Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-18-05 - Published: 1-18-05

136. Never let me forget reviews

I want to say something special

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-15-05 - Published: 1-15-05

137. Calumniations reviews

The conditions are not right for your columns

Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-10-05 - Published: 1-10-05

138. The Freestyle Doctrinal Rap reviews

The Lamb opens the seal and the world falls off

Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-05 - Published: 1-8-05

139. A Pair of Pants Unzipped to the Cuff reviews

Denim is actually made out of cotton

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-5-05 - Published: 1-5-05

140. Get in the zone reviews

Elation of a sexual nature?

Religion - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-2-05 - Published: 1-2-05

141. I haunt me reviews

But it isn't even a release anymore

Religion - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-2-05 - Published: 1-2-05

142. Tonight your soul is required of you reviews

I'm somewhat glad you've stopped pretending

Friendship - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-29-04 - Published: 12-29-04

143. Now what? reviews

Get a shirt that says something Jesusy

Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-29-04 - Published: 12-29-04

144. Buffy reviews

The cat and I are similar

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-25-04 - Published: 12-25-04

145. He has Christmas reviews

"So I see you're not into being a Christian anymore"

Family - Fiction Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-25-04 - Published: 12-25-04

146. The puppet show

Mr. Switzel is in a jam

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-04 - Published: 12-23-04

147. Oreo

Jack The small geraff, was the smallest one on earth

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-04

148. No kind of lover am I

LOL...that explains me, I guess.

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-04

149. I am a rollercoaster reviews

I can forgive you now

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-15-04 - Published: 12-15-04

150. You're welcome reviews

Chris takes the Rorschach test:

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 12-10-04

151. I know you are worth it!

The solution is to be your pornography

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-8-04 - Published: 12-8-04

152. M&MS reviews

The third stanza is a sonnet

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-5-04 - Published: 12-5-04

153. Why we don't pray reviews

There will never be any usings

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-5-04 - Published: 12-5-04

154. Happy Monthiversary

Today I finally managed to unrecover

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-2-04 - Published: 12-2-04

155. R reviews

R

Work - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-25-04 - Published: 11-25-04

156. 823 300

thank you for these fine license plates

Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-25-04 - Published: 11-25-04

157. 822 7am to 930pm

pray that ye enter not into temptation

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-25-04 - Published: 11-25-04

158. 3 november 2004

naked

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-22-04 - Published: 11-22-04

159. Michael

why do you haunt me?

Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-21-04 - Published: 11-21-04

160. The Round Trinity

my tongue is cut off when i make an observation

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-21-04 - Published: 11-21-04

161. Take mu and solve for force of friction

tactile is excitement

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-21-04 - Published: 11-21-04

162. 821 behind 10

i've got a bad feeling about this

Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-21-04 - Published: 11-21-04

163. 820 toothfairy reconnaissance

leave the light on because i'm afraid of the dark and am hot

Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-21-04 - Published: 11-21-04

164. Missing reviews

Tanka format. About a girl much more precedented.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 11-16-04

165. 819

caseifaction; the act of turning into cheese

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 11-16-04

166. 818 nighttime

common misspelled words

Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 11-16-04

167. 817 after hours

highway, fashion experts

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 11-16-04

168. Weekend slugs reviews

Toy soldiers off to war

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-04 - Published: 11-16-04

169. 813 5pm to 7 19 16pm

Pirates on the TV and then I obsess over them because that guy is so pretty

Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-15-04 - Published: 11-15-04

170. 812 hovers on 5 reviews

poink

Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-15-04 - Published: 11-15-04

171. 811 late bedtime

The very next day

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-14-04 - Published: 11-14-04

172. Hypothesis reviews

Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O N E Y

Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-12-04 - Published: 11-12-04

173. Habia un pez

All the errors are on purpose

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-11-04 - Published: 11-11-04

174. 810 bedtime reviews

The beginning of my nightmare

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-11-04 - Published: 11-11-04

175. Thirteen ways of looking at a pack of gum reviews

On how even the most commonplace of things can general such inspiration

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-11-04 - Published: 11-11-04

176. Goes to Washington

An adventure to one of those museums at the capital

Politics - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-11-04 - Published: 11-11-04

177. The Clown reviews

It may be rather short, but the meaning should be running deeper

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-11-04 - Published: 11-11-04

178. Repentance from the girl reviews

Trying to deal with the ambiguity

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-11-04 - Published: 11-11-04

179. Harmthe pros are the cons reviews

A general exposition on the nature of lust, pride, and sloth

Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-11-04 - Published: 11-11-04

180. July 21, 2004 9,45 thru 10,45 reviews

The musings inspired by a lake and the hapless romance of innocent depravity

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-10-04 - Published: 11-10-04