Hey ho readers! The name isn't Shogun Lodge, but that doesn't matter.

Times are harsh and people need good reading material. Well, I do, but I'm not sure about other people. Anyway, I thought, being the highly arrogant and full-of-himself person that I am, that I could grace your tedious and rather boring lives with my amazing writing talents.

Try and ignore me (if you can, it is rather difficult), and read!