Hello! Welcome to the dark, deep depths of my head where abominations against god and man tread, but cautiously so as not to wake up what I think up. Hi, I'm a person who doesn't like his name on the internet. I'm 14 years old, I go to Hermitage high school, and I spend half of my life playing videogames, a quarter obbsessing over girls (I'm an idiot when it comes to romance), 20 thinking up this stuff, and five on what actually matter. I don't get out much and I'm quite the dork, but please don't let that get in the way of my writing. I know what you're thinking if you've already read my stuff: "This man is an insane, twisted freak who can't get a date." Not that you're entirely wrong, but don't judge me. Okay, fine, judge me. I will end this unelegant intro with a little quote:

"Yo, she-bitch. Let's go." -Ash (Army of Darkness)

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1. Route 666 » reviews

Based off of the actual strange events on Route 666, New Mexico. Okay, so I made the orginzations up, along with the little girl and some various demons, but that's not the point. Just read it.

Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-22-05 - Published: 3-21-05

2. Tales of the Realm: Screaming Mountains » reviews

This is a bit that I thought of after trying to figure out what to write until I could FINALLY get my hands on LOTR. Thus, I give you the story off three adventurers, a dragon, and one hell of a problem with Chaos.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-21-05 - Published: 1-6-05

3. An Ending reviews

This is something that I wrote when I was really depressed. Just read it.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-14-04 - Published: 12-14-04

4. Learning To Wait reviews

This is a little something about exactly how my luck with relationships tends to run.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-14-04 - Published: 12-14-04

5. Walking Across reviews

Sadly, this is a purely fictitious story. I just felt like trying to write something upbeat.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-14-04 - Published: 12-14-04

6. Filler reviews

Just a little something to take up my time while working on R Complex and Lord of the Pastries. Enjoy!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-10-04 - Published: 12-10-04

7. Lord of the Pastries reviews

This a little humorous bit that a friend of mine and I thought of. Tolkien fans: Don't kill me. Argh! I can't find my LOTR book and, after Friday, I won't be able to make any updates for a while! I apoligize and pray that you will not feast upon my soul.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-8-04 - Published: 12-8-04

8. R Complex » reviews

Zombie madness! First story, so cut me a break.

Action - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-3-04 - Published: 11-22-04

9. My Demon reviews

This story is about the demon I call the Bringer of Darkness that lives inside my head. No, I'm not crazy. This is about something that happended to me not long ago.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-24-04 - Published: 11-24-04