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since: 11-29-04, id: 446625, Profile Updated: 06-04-09
country: USA
Author has written 22 stories for General, Haiku, Politics, Humor, General, Friendship, Religion, Life, Young Adult, Nature, and Historical.

"... Become a great artist. That is the only way you can justify what you are doing to everyone's life."
-My Name is Asher Lev, by Chaim Potok


Works In-Process:

Tomorrow, the World


What You Can Look Forward To:

The future


1. Tomorrow, the World » reviews
As WWII rages and the tides turn, two boys who regard each other as enemies must come together in order to survive. Rated for language.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 6-4-09
2. I Consecrate My Life » reviews
Anne Brown, daughter of preCivil War revolutionary John Brown, wants to understand what is going on in the world like her brothers can. But when her Papa lets her inside, will she be able to survive the battle? Title subject to change.
Fiction: Historical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,635 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-17-07 - Published: 6-4-07
3. HaiCan't » reviews
Assorted haiku poems that I wrote in my creative writing classes. Some funny, most probably not.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-27-07 - Published: 2-21-07
4. Blizzard reviews
Swirling, twirling, whirling, flailing, wailing, bright, white, light blizzard.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-20-07 - Complete
5. Living the Best Life You Could Have » reviews
Junie Shaw and Ela Motte had grown apart over the years. But when Ela is killed in the last months of high school, Junie takes it upon herself to become her oncebest friend and live Ela's life, even if it means giving up her own.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-8-07 - Published: 1-10-07
6. The Ruminations of a Writer » reviews
Many people enjoy the thrill of the hunt or the thrill of chasing a love. I enjoy the thrill of the pen.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-24-06 - Published: 8-22-06
7. Stupid Soaring reviews
If you're a blood-sucking beast, stay away from me. I've killed many a bug before.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-23-06
8. Why? » reviews
A collection of haikus questioning religion. All are simply asking, looking for an answer to WHY.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-2-06
9. Death of a Mind reviews
A mind is such a valuable thing to watch die.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-06
10. A Word reviews
An abstract about a simple word.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-06 - Complete
11. Average reviews
Aren't we all just average?
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-26-06
12. My Best Friends reviews
An ode to my best of friends.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-25-06
13. Web reviews
"What a twisted web we weave when first we practice to decieve."
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-25-06
14. I Wonder reviews
I've never been a fan of capital punishment.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-25-06
15. Beating Heart reviews
I've never been a fan of capital punishment. Meant to be read to the rhythm of the beating of your heart.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-06
16. Pretzles for the President reviews
A salty snack is a nice treat- only if you can handle it.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-06
17. This Crazy Lunatic Man reviews
A crazed man has escaped. Who will be safe?
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-25-06
18. Roulette reviews
I've never been a fan of capital punishment.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-25-06
19. Salute reviews
I've never been a fan of capital punishment.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-24-06
20. Going Home reviews
He took me away... But where are we going?
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-06
21. You Left Me reviews
Sometimes love is not forever.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-24-06
22. As Black as Death reviews
A disease is but a spirit- until it turns deadly.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-24-06
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