| Dragonzz |
Author has written 90 stories for Life, Humor, Humor, General, Nature, Song, Haiku, and Love. If you're fishing for reviews, don't bother.
Please no anonymous flaming. When someone flames me, I like to return the favor. Name: Alsjdftoirljavnjfdhtor Ksoirutk (the teachers always have problems pronouncing that one in school... :) No, seriously, you can call me Hannah. Or Dragonzz. I don't really care anymore. Age: 18 Location: Eastern Washington Gender: female Music: anything, everything. I listen to just about everything DISCLAIMER: All characters in Harry Pothead and the Stoned Sorcerer are J.K. Rowling's, and fictional. I just changed the names of stuff. I really hope J.K. Rowling doesn't try to sue me... Check out my favorite stories and authors! They are all awesome writers! | |||||||
1. You're Taking My Heartjust promise me you'll give it back...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Published: 11-17-092. OptimistI dare you to be one.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Published: 11-13-093. King reviewsevery scar/that i've ever had... written september 13thPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-094. Losing It reviewsA little personalPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-095. The Way reviewsThats just the way it works out for me...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-08 - Complete6. Freeits a frightening feeling when home isn't homePoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Published: 8-30-08 - Complete7. Learn reviewsLearn from the world...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-28-08 - Complete8. To Be Somewhere Elseso sick and tired of the societal vice. kinda about hippies... :Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Published: 4-17-089. Stand Up reviewsyou can rest when you're dead.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-12-0810. The Craving reviewsMy version of Edgar Allen Poe's The RavenPoetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-0711. Speak reviews...i'm not going to listen...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-24-0712. Cliche reviewseverything is a clichePoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-24-0713. Awakening Realization reviewsQuestions are life.The answers are the end of mystery...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-0714. Poetry in the Dark reviews...short...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-8-0715. Heart reviewsyou can try to unlock it, but babe if you do...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-0716. Ghost TownDon't you think it's gone on long enough?Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Published: 3-5-0717. Mist on The Ground reviewsLook at that... It clashes magnificently with the mist on the ground...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-19-0718. Be Still My Heart reviewsthe world is crashin' down on me, but oh what a beautiful sight to see...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-4-0619. My Giant reviewsYou are my goliath...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-20-06 - Complete20. Waiting For You reviewsdon't you know they're all out to get you in the end?Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-06 - Complete21. Medieval Temptress reviewsShe smells like vanilla frosting... wafting through your door and into the cold october night...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-19-06 - Complete22. Throw It All Away reviewscan't do this now/can't throw it all away/live to die another wayPoetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-8-0623. Look And See reviewsLove poetry is a double-edged sword. Those writing it are happy. Those reading it are not.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-17-0624. Not There reviewsclose your eyes, you won't even be able to tell...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-29-0625. Dying Breed reviewsMelting away in my mouth, like a sour strawberry, caked in powdered sugarPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-11-0626. Crayons & Other Dangerous Implements of Childhood reviewscrayons are dangerous! i swear!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-28-0627. My Mind reviewsa barren wasteland...god knows it needs to rain...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-0628. Hidden Meaning reviewsThe joy of poetry is hidden meanings. like people who write love poems but really have underlying messages about politics and stuff. it's awesome.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-0629. Modern American Geisha reviewsjust sit there and look pretty, if you want me to, i'll say something witty and then...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-25-0630. Control reviewsi'm on a mission, no self-control, i got no decision, i'm on a roll...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-24-0631. The Last True King reviewsjohnny cash is gone. elvis presley is gone. jimi hendrix is gone. so let's toast to the only king we have left...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-15-0632. Dancing the Dance reviewsPanic, frantic, romantic, a masquerade ball...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-6-0633. Unforgiving Time reviewsinspired by some clouds i saw while i was laying on a bench. pictures cannot capture the sun's rays the way seeing them in person can.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-2-0634. One Thing reviewsone thing. Just one. is it too much to ask? your love is all i need to be happy...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-26-0635. Blank Canvas reviewsA blank canvas, stretching on and on for miles, and you, the artist, have all the paintPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-0636. One Long Sentence reviewsMan, ya gotta love run-on sentences... THIS IS A TRUE STORY!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-11-0637. Look On The Bright Side reviewsLiar...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-3-0638. In Real Life reviewsI hate how they pamper us in school, saying that they are preparing us for real life. Real life isn't anything like school...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-0639. Wasting Your Time reviewsWhat better way to waste your time? What better way to wastr your life? What better time than now?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-13-0640. Word Association reviewsA little game of word association...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-8-0641. You Say, I Say reviewsYou say, I say... Not my best, but it is how I'm feeling right now a little bit...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-7-0642. A Little Thought About Rachel Scott reviewsA little thought about Rachel Scott, victim of the Columbine Shootings in 1999.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-0643. Finding the Self reviewsFinding the Self, to conquer the Self... Written for English class. Free verse, non rhyming, Buddhism related poem...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-2-0644. You Tried To Help reviewsYou saw the way she looked in the mirror, the longing and self criticism in her eyes...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-17-0645. My Least Favorite Things reviewsA parody of 'my favorite things from the Sound Of Music... Dogs that bite hard, cats that hiss at me, bees that sting multiple tiiimes...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-10-0646. Seeing Sounds, Hearing Colors reviewsI'm seeing sounds, and hearing colors... What a weird feelingPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-8-0647. RainMusic reviewsDo you ever listen to the rain falling on the roof right before you go to sleep?Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-5-0648. Sanitary reviewsThis is an emergency/must be treated with urgency... I really have no idea where this came from.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-24-0649. That Notorious Itch reviewsThat notorious itch that you can't scratch, the wild troublemaker that you can't catch,,,Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-3-0650. Regret reviewsListen to you, can you not hear yourself? You're gonna regret saying this...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-27-0651. F o r g i v e y o u reviewsred and white r o s e petals/ all over the floor... Ahhh... A valentine's day poemPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-0652. My Dream reviewsI have a dream, CORRECTION, I HAD a dream...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-11-0653. Walking Advertisement reviewsPeople like this annoy me. If you want to know what annoys me, please read. actually, even if you don't, please read anyway.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-28-0654. Thinking Hurts reviewsJust a haiku I wrote about how I don't like thinking...Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-24-0655. Goin' Down reviewshigh on happiness from a can/living life out of a box...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-14-0656. City of the Heartless reviewsVenomous Angel/Exiled Angel/Left to die in her despair...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-10-0657. My Thoughts reviewsi wrote this poem on thanksgiving, so it has to do about me being grateful, but it also has to do with my writing process. PLEASE DON'T FLAME! that would be and insult to my thought process, which isn't nice!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-0658. Weed reviewspretty little garden weed, you'll never forget me!Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-19-0559. Overbearing reviewsa poem... It's a metaphor. Or you can take it literally. I don't really care. As long as you don't flame it. Constructive critiscism people! come on, where's the constructiveness?Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-0560. Play on Words reviewsJust some questions that I was thinking about the other day. Please R&R!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-4-0561. If You've Ever reviewsbet you have...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-0562. Halloween reviewsInspired by my love of Halloween. please r&rPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-1-0563. This is America reviewsA song I wrote about America. Most people probably don't share my point of view, but if you do, I'd love to hear what you have to say. please r&rPoetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-0564. Emotionally Killing Me reviewsKind of a sarcastic poem, now that I think about it... IT'S ENTIRELY FICTIONAL! Please R&R...Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-23-0565. Perfect Tracks reviewsPerfect tracks, in the snow, you'll never find her, if it starts to snow...Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-17-0566. Heroes reviewsA poem I wrote about the heroes in our lives and taking it for granted. Please r&r. I'm really bad at summaries, so it's better than that.. I think.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-1-0567. I Am From reviewsA poem about my life that I wrote for an English class not to long ago. Please r&r. The teacher thought it was good!Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-26-0568. Another Episode of The Truth at Ten reviewsA sequel to the classic, 'This Craziness is Brought to you by the Letter Q'Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-0569. Mustard Hydrant reviewsIiiiiiit's the mustard hyyyyyyydrant!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-18-0570. This Craziness is Brought to you by the Number Q reviewstitle says it all. It's brought to you by the number Q!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-20-0571. Look Up reviewsA poem about stars. What do you think stars are?Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-18-0572. Look Out my Window to see my worst nightmare reviewsLook out my window to see whats out there... Look out my window to see my worst nightmare...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-5-0573. Harry Pothead and the Stoned Sorcerer » reviews[COMPLETE]Harry, Rot, and Heroin havin fun at Hogfarts! Rated for drugs reference and many words that younger children should not know for a long time.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,717 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-23-05 - Published: 3-28-0574. The Day I Turned Into a Gerbil reviewsThe title says it all. My wacky account on the day I turned into a gerbil!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-25-0575. The Only Reason She Writes reviewsI'm bad at summaries, so just read it and find out what its about yourself. Jeez, us people are getting lazier and lazier everyday...Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-25-0576. Who I Am reviewsSay goodbye to the cute little girl I used to be...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-0577. Ghost Girl reviewsGhost girl sitting on a tire swing...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-15-0578. Fish reviewsAren't fish inpirational?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-0579. Inspiration reviewsthis is what I write about when i can't think of anything to writePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-8-0580. State of Mind reviewswanting to get out/ fighting to get out/ rage and hatred...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-7-0581. Hospital reviewsParental Discretion advisedFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-24-0582. I Remember reviewsI remember... all the screaming, yelling, cursing, smashing of glass... I rememberPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-17-0583. A Page From the Book of Insanity reviewsHere's what happens when I think about cows.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-16-0584. Lewis and Clark, 'What Really Happened' reviewsTrapped in the giant freezer of the great Northwest! What will Lewis and Clark do? Well, mostly Lewis, Clark gets killed off in the first paragraph or so...Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-0585. Just Jump reviewsjust do it, just jumpPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-15-0586. Evil Dead Bunnies 'Revenge of Peter Cottontail' reviewsshort story has a whole new meaning!Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-29-0587. WASL Test reviewsThis is how I feel about the WASL. What about you?Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-27-0588. Love Hurts reviewsDon't let someone do this to you...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-11-0589. It's All Your Fault reviewsI dislike people who make other people feel like this...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-10-0490. Finding What I lost reviewsIt's about a girl who is looking for someone that she has been trying to find, but can't.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-5-04