Resume
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.
- Dorothy Parker
Hi everyone! I'm new here. I guess you'd all like to know some stuff about me eh?
Ok, I doubt that slightly, but here goes anyway.
I'm Anthony, I'm 17 (soon to be 18), I live in Wales, and I'm not really a proper writer. I write for fun. I won't say how good I think I am, for 2 reasons. 1. I'm not a good enough judge. 2. I'll let you do that for me.
If you didn't realise, that was a sly way of me trying to get you to give me a review. Hope it works.
I enjoy laughing, making people laugh, and generally having a good time. Whatever that entails.
See ya :)
Anthony
UPDATES:
Well, today I got a review from a publisher who wants to publish one of my poems in a collection. Hell if I know why, but I'm flattered. I don't know many details - I'll get back to you all with more later.
I know I said I'd update both stories by the end of this month, but I lied. I've been working on a collaborative story with a few friends, and when it's done, I hope to be able to post it on here. Keep an eye out for that :)
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