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| Pouncing Fossa |
Author has written 27 stories for General, Horror, Humor, Historical, General, Fable, and Sci-Fi. Some might say I am "highly motivated to succeed in my aspirations of becoming an adventure travel writer/graphic novelist." My response to this is that it might be better for these people to just shoot themselve's in the foot, because I'm sleeping on the couch and I don't want to get the gun. Some people might say that I am "un-healthily obsessed with the Cowboy Bebop series." My response to this query is to throw a Spike Speigal action figure at them and/or bury them in a massive stack of Bebop fan fiction until they suffocate and stop asking me silly questions and/or feed them bell peppers- without the beef. Some people might say that I "am a scruffy skinny outdoorsy person who needs to brush the thorns out of her hair and maybe even wash that mud off of her face." My response to these people is to throw roots and berries at them and smack them over the head with a club, after which I run into the woods chattering away in my native dialect, which is composed of yips, Spanish words, coyote howls, Shakesperean prose, random Spikeisms, and obscure Japanese phrases. After this, I catch the neighbors Pekignese in a clever leg hold trap and roast it over a fire while exalting the pagan "god of Digital Cable and anime DVD's," Some people might say that I "draw way too much and go through about fifty pages of printer paper a day , all covered with useless drawings of my own warped characters and Vicious in 70's clothes." My response to this is to actually conjure up Vicious in 70's clothes from an alternate universe, who beats them over the head with his mod' Katana, then stalks off in his purple bell-bottoms to a jazzy trumpet piece-never to be seen again. As well he should. Also the Big Black Bird has a little bead necklace. Some people might say that I have "extremely ecletic taste in music, to the point of sheer weirdness." My response to this is to turn up my Bluegrass/Beatles/Muddy Waters/Spy Jazz/Banjo Music/U2/Yoko Kanno/Bob Dylan/Perry Como/Led Zepplin/ Charlie Parker/Bob Marley mix CD to the point where I cannot hear them anymore and am comfortably secure in the extreme loudness of my music. This music choice is also intresting because I am 13 years old and should be listening to boy bands or something very very angsty and gravely. However, since I am not angsty and not boy-crazy, this music assortment cannot work for me. And lo. The fossa's physce is revealed. It's not all that intresting, sadly. | |||||
1. Imax Nights reviewsOdd jazz talking prose poetry that runs like hell- nights in San Francisco when you are lonely and you are a has been are rather savagePoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-032. Hey Jude » reviewsSometime in the future, a space pirate called Jude is coasting in his happily retro way through life, oblivious to the fact that a very tall hijacker , explosives bearing ostrich and some warped government plots are going to complicate things considerablyFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,707 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-22-02 - Published: 6-27-023. General Animosty+Nostolgia=Uh oh. reviewsANGST ANGST ANGST ANGST! First started the last day of school of last year, and finished now, in which I come back to my old self, tell her how she's changed and how no one else changed with her. Insert nostalgia for old school here.Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-4-024. Princess Names And Racoons On The Road reviewsA poem about my name, and how it doesn't fit me- and a poem about those girls who squeal at school and the red rock country in the desert,and how names generally...suck.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-23-025. Merely A Test reviewsHey, don't read this- this is just an unfinished thing that you won't get about characters I don't explain- just uploaded for a freind. Ignore, please.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-21-026. Fan Fiction.net- The Truth 2. » reviewsHuzzah huzzah, here is the sequel to my munifeceintly flamed story about a little fossa who discovers how evil REALLY is. And now- on the dawn of a new sequal- things are going to get a lot weirder for our poor little fossa freind...Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-21-02 - Published: 8-25-017. Bad Writing From The Fourth Grade- X_X reviewsVarious samples of the damn worst writing you'll ever see, from fourth grade. Incredibally BAD writing- and my sarcastic comments. Hell, no matter how much you suck- you don't suck THIS bad, now. Funny- in a sick way.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-8-028. Going back home to the place I'd never really left reviewsA little poem about a morning on the Utah Salt Flats and the feeling one gets when returning to your REALhome after a long absencePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-4-029. Joe-Anne Wildflower reviewsThis is written like a childrens or folk tale. It's about a down-to-earth sorcerer way out in the hills of North Dakota, and his best freind Joe Anne Wildflower, a coyote who undergoes a magical transformation when the BLM man comes to shoot coyotes. I'dFiction: Fable - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-3-0210. A Wad Of Greasy Clay On The Science Room Table reviewsAnd this piece is one of them things where the point of view shifts and turns and mambo's with non sequiters and juicy adjectives- it's all good fun, pasiano. UH! I'm sort of critiquing modern life. That's fun. Also I am using PENGUINS IN GRATITOUS WAYSFiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-13-0211. Another Sappy Love Song On The FM Radio reviews*hides* Well...I don't usually write this kind of stuff...and this concerns my characters, just so you know...not myself. But read and review anyway.Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-20-0212. Red Sand Dancing reviewsA half poetry dream time physco thing involving coyotes and red rock. It's set in Southern Utah, and is reasonably short, but the description is certainly up to standard. This happens to be my favorite thing here, so read it. PLEASE.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-15-0213. Blame Anime! reviewsAn extremely strange anime style parody of the South Park song "Blame Canada"... All I can say is that I'm really really sorry...and please don't come to my house and whack me with jello...ok? *wanders into the distance, humming the "Cowboy Bebop" tFiction: General - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-14-0214. Can't Draw reviewsO! Taste one tone of simple confusion...of ruined and shattered ambition, cast aside...by wheeling seagulls, a flitter on soul beaches..*koffs* Ahem. Heh. Read it. Review it. Please?Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-14-0215. Rather abused pieces of paper reviewsChronicles the shocking and strangely extiential abuse of a UTTERLY INNOCENT PIECE OF WHITE PAPER. The horror. The horror. Hell, I'm 13 years old, don't expect genius.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-13-0216. To A Mexican Island In The Middle Of Nowhere reviewsTHE ATTACK OF THE STARTLING SEAWEED BEASTS! FEEL...THE HORRFYING PRESENCE OF...THE *WILD*...HEAR THE SEA BUGS! Read...this piece of messed up nature writing!Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-13-0217. Brown Death Blood Rivulets Carpet Clothing Tie reviewsIt's about...death? Eh, I think it is...it may not be. However, tis' not clique...I warneth ye!Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-13-0218. EASY PEASY CHEESY SQUEEZY! Actually....... reviewsThis involves the voices in my head, and youthful sufffering, and creative frustaration...and...oh! I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, DAMN YOU! *sobs* Ahehe. Well. Enjoy. And you'd best review it, or I'll throw herring at you insensetive fools...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-13-0219. The Kablooie Fish[ INSANE STORY] reviewsThis story is the result of too much floruide in my water. It is basically about an extremely dangerous weapon-the Kablooie Fish. Why is it dangerous? Well, you have to read it, of course. Read and review, no matter how flamey the reviews may be. I'm despFiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-29-0120. George W. Bush Presents: How To Tick Off A Liberal reviewsGeorge W Bush, our "respected" president of the USA, presents for the very first time why some liberals go into a frothing rage at the mere sight of George. This is his personal list of ways he manages to destroy the earth, tick off liberals, and look extFiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 5-23-0121. The Strange Diary Of Christopher Columbus reviewsThis slightly weird one involves the finding of the new world. Serious. Read at own risk.Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-0122. The Story Of Jimbo The Deppresed Little Frog reviewsJimbo the frog has no freinds, and he wants to commit suicide. Can the old begger frog save his life? NOPE! Isn't murder and suicide FUN? A parable about stupid frogs and jumping off bridges.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-15-0123. The Story Of Bob. A cautionary tale reviewsBob, a writer for a geeky magazine, discovers the truth. He is addicted to computers!How will he surmount his awful addiction? Do you care? Please? Read and Review, darnitFiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-29-0124. THE CRABS! reviewsCrabs terrify a teen-age boy out of his wits! Will he survive? Learn how YOU can save yourself from... THE CRABS!Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-28-0125. How I Found Fortune And General Good Will As A Dog reviewsA curious and cautonary tale of a foolish Las Vegas canines ventures in the Evil Outside World. Slightly twisted humor and a seemingly "cute" touch...however, this was written a long time ago...not my most current work.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-27-0126. Art reviewsAbout what Art is.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-27-0127. Fan Fiction.net-THE TRUTH! reviewsReveals the true evil behind fan fiction and FanFiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 3-22-01
