When life gives you lemons, read them! ~my yaoi theory
Come to the darkside, we've got yaoi (and thats better than a cookie)!
Welcome to the Sadistic Strawberry Lover's (A.K.A: Bells and Pinecones Master) profile...enjoy your stay.
Updated: 11/6/06 12:41 P.M.
Rant: Look at that. I'm back! It's been a long time and I apologize greatly. Now that I am here I will try to update but I'm not making promises. I have other accounts to work on and old stories to finish though I keep get getting sidetracked by new works in mind. I hope you don't mind waiting a bit longer though we shall get some sort of update soon.
OI!: I have plans for two new one shots that you might want to keep an eye out for. The first is called Seeking: Cruel Master and the title should be a dead giveaway on that. The second is a RATH/MOMIJI story. Yeah, it's been awhile for those boys, whose love still remains strong. Trust me, I hear it in my head, everynight. Laugh. But that one will be called Vampire Heart. As well as older stories being updated...that's it!
Ze other stuff:
I am a yaoi writer, but that does not mean I won't read or write anything else. I just have a preference. I suppose it is of no importance, but I am Wicca, and I may mention issues as of such in my stories. Heretic? Sure. Call me what you will. Will I ignore? Hell yes. If you plan on criticizing me, do it right. I don’t want to have to laugh at you without your knowing. I know I’m not perfect. I’m not a perfect teen and I’m not a perfect writer. I have a habit of noticing my mistakes after I post my story and I come back to fix them. If there are ones I have missed, inform me and they shall be corrected.
Likes (no, not colors and crap like that):
Reviewers: I like someone who appreciates my stories and will review nicely or criticize correctly. If you can’t do that, be on your way.
Requests: I do take requests. May it be gay or straight. Will I have it up instantly because you threaten to quit being a faithful reader? … Wait, let me finish laughing. No. I will get around to it when I can.
Dislikes: A lot of things. But I have a short list:
Bad reviews, people who judge my story for the contents.
There, short and sweet.
What you may/will find; I am not a sensitive person. You will find the following:
Pedophiles, perverts, incest, gay men, sarcasm, bells, pinecones, red-heads, suicide, arrogant bastards created for my amusement, bad spelling/grammar, hentai (not hentail as in male/female...hentai means "pervert" in general...yeah. Remember that.), religion, bondage, rape, abuse, real-life situations, racism (Between demons and humans, not what I know you’re thinking), and cross-dressers.
Oh, here's a new one for the list: Nercophilia! Oh, and reincarnation...and TWINS!
And just because I find this to be an important matter...I can be very cliché. I don't want to hear, 'that's been done before that's been done before' because as true as it is, it hasn't been done by ME. So...if that is a problem, I suggest you don't read my works.
I’m sure I will be adding more soon. And if any of this bothers you, sue me. I have a right to my own opinion and I will write it as I please. Get it? Got it? Good. You may like my attitude, you might not. And I could care less.
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