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Skolir Elva
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since: 12-28-04, id: 451436
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Author has written 19 stories for Friendship, Fantasy, Spiritual, Young Adult, Life, Love, Family, General, and Haiku.

Favorite Bands/Singers (no order): Evanescence, Brand New, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Nightwish, Senses Fail, Nightmare of You

Insanity Moments

(IN MY ROOM)

Andrew: (puts my cell phone in his mouth)
Me: (pulls it out) I put that next to my head.
Andrew: (puts my nail polish bottle in his mouth)
Me:
(pulls it out) Stop.
Andrew:
(puts my Lord Of The Rings soundtrack in his mouth)
Me:
I give up.

(MOVIE THEATER)
Me:
(thirty minutes into the movie we're watching) Kacie, you got glasses?

(SLEEPOVER)
Rachel:
(talking about Drew Fuller and myself) I think you'd look good with him.
Me: Well, he's so hot anyone would look good in him... as him... WITH HIM!

(CAMP)
Brianna and Amanda after winning Honor Cabin:
Shiny, sparkly, shiny, sparkly, shiny, sparkly...
Me and Michelle: (join in)
Kathleen and Chelsey: (join in)
Lauren: (looks at us like we're idiots and finally joins in)

(CAMP)
Me:
(completely out of the blue) HEY HO ROTLAND BOG WAY DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O! HEY HO ROTLAND BOG WAY DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O! AND IN THAT BOG THERE WAS A TREE!...
Brianna: (joins in) ...A RARE TREE, A ROTLAND TREE AND THE TREE IN THE BOG AND THE BOG DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O!
Me: (jumps out of my chair and starts air guitaring) HEY HO ROTLAND BOG WAY DOWN IN THE VALLEY-O!
Everyone in Lodge: (WEIRD LOOKS but they join in)

(CAMP)
Amanda: You have such a soft forehead!
Me: O.o Uh... cool?

(CAMP)
Michelle: Oh I wish I were a girly, just like my dear papa!
Everyone: O.o

(CAMP)
Me:
Hey Michelle, where did we just kick you?
Michelle:
In the pelvis...
Me and Brianna:
PELVIS!

Good times at camp...

(LUNCH)
Amanda:
(tosses pencil sharpener to Anthony)
Anthony: (starts sharpening a pretzel)
Me: Anthony, what are you doing?
Anthony: (shows me the sharpened pretzel)
Me:
...

(AUDITORIUM AFTER GETTING SCHOOL PICTURES TAKEN)
Anthony:
(he never shuts up) You know I'm all sweaty? It's really hot in here. Isn't it hot? I'm sweating. It's so hot in here, I'm so sweaty. Aren't you? It's all sticky in here. Hey look, my fingers turned blue. I guess it's the color from my shirt, which must've run because I'm so sweaty. It's hot, isn't it?
Me: (smacks the back of his head and gets sweat all over her hand) EEEEEEEW! (wipes it on his shirt sleeve)
Anthony: Now look at your hand!
(My fingers hadn't turned blue)

(HALLWAY AFTER 9TH PERIOD)
Me: (really annoying high squeaky voice) This is the story of A&W. I mean, amburgers and wootbeer. No, it's not KFC. No, it's not Pepsi either. It's amburders and wootbeer! No, it's not Albert and Walter. It's not anything that you think it is, it's just AMBURGERS AND WOOTBEER, OKAY? (normal voice) And then there's a song--
Kaitlyn: (shoves me into the wall)
Me: OH, SHIT!

Favorite Quotes
"I'd rather be his whore than your wife."- Rose Dewitt Bukator, Titanic

"Let me guess... your instincts told you."
"Hey, sometimes they're right."
"Uhh, Sokka? You know we're going the wrong way... right?"
"Aaand sometimes they're wrong!"- Katara, Aang, Sokka, Avatar: The Last Airbender

"The tears I might have shed for your dark fate grow cold and turn to tears of HATE!"- Christine, The Phantom of the Opera

"No amount of counseling will ever make this moment okay."- Timmy, The Fairly Oddparents

"I DON'T CARE WHAT THAT OLD JERK THINKS! He's frumpy, he's annoying, he's uptight, he smells... he's right behind me, isn't he?"- Kid 1, from a story my aunt is writing.

"What does your heart tell you to do?"
"My heart died awhile back."- Eragon, Saphira, Eragon

"Fly, you fools!"- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"Talking trees...? What would trees have to talk about besides a constistency of squirrel droppings?"- Gimli, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"Only... you've never done a hard day's work!"- Merry, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

"I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!" Sam, Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Quotes Spoken by Me
"OMD!" (Oh mon dieu!)

"You're a coatrack, and that's all you'll ever be - a coatrack."

"NOOOO! YOU ATE KENTUCKY! YOU FEIND!"

"I'm not depressed, I'm realistic."

Lindsay: Did I miss anything of importance?
Drake: You forgot to introduce us, idiot.
Lindsay: Ooh, right!

Muses:

DRAKE: Drake is six inches tall, and dresses like a punk because all my muses do. He's cold and heartless and hates everyone. But he helps me with my fics because of his brutal honesty.

MIZ: Miz is a goth. She thinks the world has no point and thinks everything is meaningless. And that's why we love her!

ROCKER: Rocker's always daydreaming or playing his guitar, or both. He's a punk rocker!

PATTY: Patty's first name was Cher, and she hated it so she changed it. She started out as a cheerleader, then became punk. She's kinda like me. A lot like me. She's my personality most of the time.

All of my muses reflect on the four main ways I feel most of my life.

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1. Too Damned Funny reviews
So now everyone will find out my secret. My loved ones will be better off without me, once they realize it. And it's too funy, it's just too damned funny.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-20-06
2. Haiku » reviews
Original title, huh? Eh... anyway, my collection of angsty annoying dramatic haikus. Read? Please?
Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 4-29-06
3. Tautou » reviews
Pregnant amnesiac Ryamina is traveling with a group of people whose existance happens to be illegal, and winning the trust of the king by searching for the missing princess isn't working. And that's not the only problem...
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-11-06 - Published: 4-30-06
4. Free Verse » reviews
My dumping ground for free verse poems. Enjoy.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-29-06 - Published: 2-19-06
5. Century Child » reviews
Pregnant Freya and toddler Erin are rescued from the dungeons of Criit by several strange beings drawn by a strange bond. Full summary inside, as there is not adequate space for a summary.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 11-2-05
6. Welcome to the Timothy King Academy » reviews
Hmm. Russ and Tori were pretty cute together. That Damien guy was hot. Maybe I’d flirt with him a little. And Lila and Todd were totally into each other. I just know about things like this. Rating may change. full sum in
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,832 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-4-06 - Published: 2-13-06
7. Loyalty
I had a promise to keep. Marialysra was in there. I was not going to let her down. [ONE SHOT]
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-2-06 - Published: 3-2-06
8. Mad Girl Raving reviews
Yeah, I was kind of down a few nights ago. And it never fully goes away...
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 2-20-06
9. Grow Up reviews
Dedicated to my little brother. I hope he dies.
Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-11-06 - Published: 2-11-06
10. Trapped reviews
I dunno... I've been kind of depressed lately...
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-30-06 - Published: 1-30-06
11. This Love That I Will Never Meet reviews
The rhyming is corny, but the idea wouldn't leave me alone. Title sort of self-explanitory. No flames, please, even though this piece probably deserves them
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-05 - Published: 12-23-05
12. Can't Escape From Life reviews
You can't burden anyone with your deepest troubles, and if there is an afterlife, you're screwed. [I made my friend almost cry with this]
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-15-05 - Published: 12-15-05
13. Tears of Amethyst, Tears of Pearl » reviews
Jemma, a young shadow demon, is kidnapped while investigating a demon crime with her team. Her friends are baffled as to why, but when Erik confesses something he's kept hidden for years, they realize how little time they have to save Jemma.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-23-05 - Published: 8-4-05
14. O My Friend reviews
Dedicated to all my friends. Yeah, even those of you I haven't known very long. Please R&R.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-9-05 - Published: 10-9-05
15. Just Like Them reviews
A girl's cousin lets her down when they both audition for a musical and they both make it. One-shot, R&R?
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-24-05 - Published: 8-24-05
16. The Crystal reviews
CJ comes across a crystal that she's going to use as her first-quarter science experiment, with Scott as her partner. Grace asks if she can borrow it, so Scott obliges. Bad idea. R&R!
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-14-05 - Published: 7-14-05
17. Atheist reviews
My morbid outlook on Christianity.
Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-9-05 - Published: 7-9-05
18. The Blue Rose reviews
Prophet, a nine-year-old boy who can see the future, is taken prisoner by a dark elf known as Lance. His friends are frantic looking for him, but they're not aware that every step of the way brings them closer to a trap. BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-30-05 - Published: 6-30-05
19. Empty Words reviews
This is a poem I wrote after getting in a fight with my crush
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-1-05 - Published: 1-1-05
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