| Calligrapher of Hearts |
Author has written 90 stories for Life, Love, Fantasy, Humor, Religion, Friendship, Politics, Song, Nature, Haiku, and General. Oh, Lordy! Dean. Twenty-two. Out. Yorkshire. Bear. Unca, The Knife, Amanda Palmer, and electro-punk cabaret are my inspirations. Pro-choice, but I choose Life. Update : Living in Birmingham with a friend. Still a jobless bum, trying to teach myself BSL and how to make electronic music. Friendship is better than enemies anyday. Word de la Moment : eroding There's only one reason I bother believing anyone would be reading my work, and he can be found under this pen-name: Thankyou Jack =o) two thousand and eight We'll make a man out of you yet. A Crown of Thorns around your head Get off your knees and have a look. This is as good as it will get - The Gardener - The Dresden Dolls | |||||||
1. Back to the Bookshelf reviewsthe pages always read the samePoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete2. Ich Bin Ein Undergroundling reviewsGOD, IT'S BEEN AGES! Hehe! Anyway: My darkest theatrical side coming through, as usual h X iPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete3. Loom reviewsFor all those hearts used as pincushions.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-15-064. Ward reviewsFor Shane Thomas Bingham, critically hospitalised. XXHXIXXPoetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-065. Creepers reviewsStarted and finished on a night of sleepless anxiety. Hope you like. hXiPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-066. Battleground Founded reviewsIllegitimus non carborundumPoetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-27-067. Stitched and Sewn reviewsJack, Steph, Luke - their words of wisdom made my bones strong. Please R&R.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-068. Between The Lines reviewsWords words words words words... Just got to love 'em!Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-069. 160206 reviewsThere's no such thing as a cliché if you mean it.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-0610. Cabaret reviewsBehind the legs waiting to be brokenPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-12-0611. First Edition reviewsyou're a dog-eared teasePoetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-0612. Gleeché reviewsA break-off in traditional structure for me. Whatcha think? xhXix R RPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-21-0613. All's Fair reviewsCould the cobwebs and red be an art?Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-0614. Reaffliction reviews...when the mirror broke.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-0615. Conning Verse reviewsMiss interpretation? hXiPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-4-0616. Resolution reviewsHappy Christmas, readers.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-0517. Silver, Scent, and Song reviewsInspired by, to, and for, Jack (MentallyMigrated) - my best friend, whom I truly do love. xhXixPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-0518. Absence reviewsA long time coming...Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-16-0519. Up to You reviewsThe title is two-way - on way is that YOU, the reader, may decide your own title for this. R R and quote title o) Thanks xhXixPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-6-0520. Shadows and Puppetry reviewsTo, for, and inspired by, the best friend I've ever had. I love you, Jack. (Please R&R fellow mortals) xhXixPoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-0521. Circumfear reviewsInspired by the lives of my friends and acquaintances around me. Please R&R.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-0522. The Autumn Devastated reviewsMy first proper attempt at Haiku. I hope you like... Comments? Hehe o)Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-14-0523. Forever Friendly reviewsThis piece is very personal to me. It really means a lot of what I have to say. Please R&R.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-0524. We Felt It Then pt 2 reviewsSequel to my song We Felt It Then. Please let me know what you think oP xhXixPoetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-0525. We Felt It Then reviewsI nicked a few elements from me poems to make this song for my band. Comments? xhXixPoetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-0526. Damascene reviewsDunno if I'm happy with this one or not... Comments? o)Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-0527. Some Assembly Required, Darling reviewsBased on one of my favourite movies. R R at your leisure oD Ta!Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-0528. The Last Temptation reviewsWritten three years ago during a timed school poetry competition. Just unearthed it tonight hehe. R R appreciated o)Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-25-0529. Static Romance reviewsActually written last year, this was my own lament for losing the love of my life. Kindly R R fellow wordsmiths o)Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-0530. Mable's Syrup reviewsMentallyMigrated will be the only one who gets this oP The actual meaning behind this is perfectly innocent, I promise! R R xXxPoetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-0531. We Felt It There reviewsFinally, a non-depressing poem about love oP R R please o) xXxPoetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-0532. HeartShaped and Not Quite Whole reviewsEver wanted to tear your heart out, just to stop feeling the way you do about someone?Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-0533. Defiantly Examining Another Nothing reviewsThe fork in the road of my life I have reached. R R at your leisure o)Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-0534. Veritas reviewsLife, I hate youPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-0535. MonAnarchy reviewsNot quite the Sex Pistols, but you get the idea...Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-0536. Probable Misinterpretation reviewsSometimes an explanation isn't needed.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-0537. Clandestine reviewsBe who you are. Get the respect you deserve. Don't change the perfection you've become.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-0538. Wake Up reviewsIt suddenly hit me...Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-0539. Initiation reviewsIf you gave me a chance, I know I could give you one too.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-0540. Cont reviewsNOT a play on words, you one-track-minded people, okay? Please let me know what you think o)Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-0541. The Siren reviewsMore fantasy for ya! Please R R. Comments and critique welcome too... ish ;oDPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-0542. Heartbroken Mirror reviewsCliché-ridden and hackneyed. Avoid at all costs, and don't you DARE R R! ...Just kidding... I hope... ;oDPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-0543. The Last March of King Silvermane reviewsAn original fantasy poem with an incredibly F'd-up rhyming scheme. Enjoy! oDPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-0544. HeartbreakXincarnatE reviewsMy second signature piece (after WRECKuiem). Please R R, all thoughts welcome o)Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-0545. Malhereusement reviewsAbout experiences as we grow. Please R R.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-0546. What follows reviewsAbout friendship and the paths life takes sometimes... They always ring-road back to your heart o)Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-0547. Heart Of His World reviewsFor C. J. A. - I'm dancing with words I want to say here, until the time I'm allowed to say it in personPoetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-0548. Angulated reviewsFor one of my dearest friends, Unca J o)Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-8-0549. You Bastard reviewsThe title says it all. Dedicated to a big part of my past, and the smallest part of my future.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-6-0550. Exsanguination reviewsExsanguinationPoetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-0551. Before I lost you reviewsShort and bittersweet, I felt it goes with the subject matter of lost friendship. Anyone who's experienced that, this is for you.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-0552. Laconic reviewsBit of a biography of how I feel right now about someone.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-0553. Lay me down tonight reviewsInspired by the work of Mr Davey Havok. Please R&R o)Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-9-0554. From now on reviewsLife as I know it...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-0555. Summers Past reviewsConsider a sequel to "Dying Daughter Nature" if you will o) Please R&RPoetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-0556. WRECKuiem reviewsWill you cry for me? ...Or will you cry with me?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-0557. Oubliette reviewsHeart prisonPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-26-0558. All reviewsBased on Craigian theatrical ideology, that instead of imitating life, we must interpret it ourselves. Hope you enjoy o)Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-26-0559. Onlooker reviewsMemories of the east, on that blessed, godforsaken Sunday... Almost like home...Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-0560. Excuse reviewsPardon my absencePoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-0561. Scissors reviewsBelieve it or not, this is actually NOT a cutting poem (so don't get over-excited, Emos). Here for your disturbance.Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-12-0562. Afterlove reviewsAnother song for my band, Faith In Black, in the ilk of pre-Sing the Sorrow AFI (which is what we're based on oP). Please lemme know what you think! o) xXxPoetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-0563. Dying Daughter Nature reviewsAnother go at prosaic, only this time in a different format. I wrote it in a 30-second burst of energy, so please tell me what you think o)Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-0564. Oi! reviewsI woke this morning and hated everything... So I wrote this. o) Hope you enjoyPoetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-24-0565. AgeOld Repentance reviewsAnother song of mine, but still has a deep poetic meaning. Please let me know what you think... o)Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-0566. Burning Bush reviewsPariah to the Meconium's poetic cousin. Please R&R (along with my others, too oP)Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-14-0567. Lament for Requiem or, Valentine pt 2 reviewsA lamentation? An autobiography? A prediction?Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-0568. Charade reviewsYou are unique. You're amazing. You're special. Don't ever let anyone tell you differently.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-0569. Vocalist reviewsNever leave anything to the last minute... Ever.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-0570. Maestro reviews"A true friend is rare. Talent is dear. Be sure to keep the two near." Dedicated to a wonderfully talented individual. o)Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-0571. Longing reviewsHave you ever had a want so badly, you'd do almost anything to achieve your ends? If so, this is dedicated to you...Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-0572. 3 reviewsMY first proper go at being prosaic. I dunno... What do you think?Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-0573. Cower to the Power reviewsLife... or something like it...Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-0574. Me Nil reviewsIf falling in love is a disease, I pray to be infected. o(Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-0575. Courtyard reviewsInspired by some very great friends from college... Wouldn't be where I am now without you all. o)Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-0576. Promoting The Parasite reviewsFor those of us who don't see the bright side to Valentine's DayPoetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-6-0577. You Know Who You Are, pt 2 reviewsY.K.W.Y.A. is, I believe, one of my best, so a follow-on was only natural. Enjoy. o)Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-6-0578. Subliminal Section reviewsMany don't know the meaning of the word "love"... Even I don't...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-0579. Valentine reviewsA first dance. A horrific romance. A red cry of passion... after a fashion. oPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-29-0580. Pariah to the Meconium reviewsLife and faith. Live and believe. Die and lose it forever.Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-16-0581. You Know Who You Are reviewsAbout someone I thought was my friend. He knows who he is...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-0582. Go reviewsThis is actually a song I wrote for my first band. Apologies for the explicit lyrics, ladies and gents.Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-0583. Gothic Love reviewsThe pain of love is all but dull... I guess weed DOES make you deeper oPPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-0584. The Nothings reviewsThe price of fame. I myself wouldn't know, but there ya go...Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-5-0585. Snide, bled! reviewsVisit any Northern England busstop or corner shop and you'll encounter the race of brown tartan-clad individuals whose language I have borrowed to make this poem.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-0586. D reviewsCrushes. Who needs 'em? o(Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-0587. Little Beast reviews"I've known faces that have disappeared in time. Find me wrapped in glass and slowly soaked in lime." - SlipKnoT. My inspiration for this little poem.Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-0588. A Wise Investment? reviewsMy reluctance at the chance to have someone I care deeply about, resulting in what may be a chance I lost forever... Wow, I'm deep... o/Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-0589. Requiem for a Race reviewsThe downfall of humanity. Our age is almost over. Savour it while it lasts... God, how depressing do I sound there! oSPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-0590. 1987 Present Day reviewsThis is of how I was taught to feel, and how I felt for myself.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-2-05