Calligrapher of Hearts
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since: 12-29-04, id: 451589, Profile Updated: 06-10-10
country: UK
Author has written 90 stories for Life, Love, Fantasy, Humor, Religion, Friendship, Politics, Song, Nature, Haiku, and General.

Oh, Lordy!

Dean. Twenty-two. Out. Yorkshire. Bear. Unca, The Knife, Amanda Palmer, and electro-punk cabaret are my inspirations.

Pro-choice, but I choose Life.

Update :

Living in Birmingham with a friend. Still a jobless bum, trying to teach myself BSL and how to make electronic music. Friendship is better than enemies anyday.

Word de la Moment : eroding

There's only one reason I bother believing anyone would be reading my work, and he can be found under this pen-name:
In Theory
Genius & Best Friend

Thankyou Jack =o)

two thousand and eight


We'll make a man out of you yet. A Crown of Thorns around your head

Get off your knees and have a look. This is as good as it will get - The Gardener - The Dresden Dolls


1. Back to the Bookshelf reviews
the pages always read the same
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-07 - Complete
2. Ich Bin Ein Undergroundling reviews
GOD, IT'S BEEN AGES! Hehe! Anyway: My darkest theatrical side coming through, as usual h X i
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-16-07 - Complete
3. Loom reviews
For all those hearts used as pincushions.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-15-06
4. Ward reviews
For Shane Thomas Bingham, critically hospitalised. XXHXIXX
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-06
5. Creepers reviews
Started and finished on a night of sleepless anxiety. Hope you like. hXi
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-29-06
6. Battleground Founded reviews
Illegitimus non carborundum
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-27-06
7. Stitched and Sewn reviews
Jack, Steph, Luke - their words of wisdom made my bones strong. Please R&R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-06
8. Between The Lines reviews
Words words words words words... Just got to love 'em!
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-30-06
9. 160206 reviews
There's no such thing as a cliché if you mean it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-22-06
10. Cabaret reviews
Behind the legs waiting to be broken
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-12-06
11. First Edition reviews
you're a dog-eared tease
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-28-06
12. Gleeché reviews
A break-off in traditional structure for me. Whatcha think? xhXix R R
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-21-06
13. All's Fair reviews
Could the cobwebs and red be an art?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-06
14. Reaffliction reviews
...when the mirror broke.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-06
15. Conning Verse reviews
Miss interpretation? hXi
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-4-06
16. Resolution reviews
Happy Christmas, readers.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-05
17. Silver, Scent, and Song reviews
Inspired by, to, and for, Jack (MentallyMigrated) - my best friend, whom I truly do love. xhXix
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-05
18. Absence reviews
A long time coming...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-16-05
19. Up to You reviews
The title is two-way - on way is that YOU, the reader, may decide your own title for this. R R and quote title o) Thanks xhXix
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-6-05
20. Shadows and Puppetry reviews
To, for, and inspired by, the best friend I've ever had. I love you, Jack. (Please R&R fellow mortals) xhXix
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-27-05
21. Circumfear reviews
Inspired by the lives of my friends and acquaintances around me. Please R&R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-05
22. The Autumn Devastated reviews
My first proper attempt at Haiku. I hope you like... Comments? Hehe o)
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-14-05
23. Forever Friendly reviews
This piece is very personal to me. It really means a lot of what I have to say. Please R&R.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-11-05
24. We Felt It Then pt 2 reviews
Sequel to my song We Felt It Then. Please let me know what you think oP xhXix
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-05
25. We Felt It Then reviews
I nicked a few elements from me poems to make this song for my band. Comments? xhXix
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-05
26. Damascene reviews
Dunno if I'm happy with this one or not... Comments? o)
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-4-05
27. Some Assembly Required, Darling reviews
Based on one of my favourite movies. R R at your leisure oD Ta!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-27-05
28. The Last Temptation reviews
Written three years ago during a timed school poetry competition. Just unearthed it tonight hehe. R R appreciated o)
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-25-05
29. Static Romance reviews
Actually written last year, this was my own lament for losing the love of my life. Kindly R R fellow wordsmiths o)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-24-05
30. Mable's Syrup reviews
MentallyMigrated will be the only one who gets this oP The actual meaning behind this is perfectly innocent, I promise! R R xXx
Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-05
31. We Felt It There reviews
Finally, a non-depressing poem about love oP R R please o) xXx
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-21-05
32. HeartShaped and Not Quite Whole reviews
Ever wanted to tear your heart out, just to stop feeling the way you do about someone?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-19-05
33. Defiantly Examining Another Nothing reviews
The fork in the road of my life I have reached. R R at your leisure o)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-05
34. Veritas reviews
Life, I hate you
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-05
35. MonAnarchy reviews
Not quite the Sex Pistols, but you get the idea...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-05
36. Probable Misinterpretation reviews
Sometimes an explanation isn't needed.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-05
37. Clandestine reviews
Be who you are. Get the respect you deserve. Don't change the perfection you've become.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-12-05
38. Wake Up reviews
It suddenly hit me...
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-05
39. Initiation reviews
If you gave me a chance, I know I could give you one too.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-05
40. Cont reviews
NOT a play on words, you one-track-minded people, okay? Please let me know what you think o)
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-8-05
41. The Siren reviews
More fantasy for ya! Please R R. Comments and critique welcome too... ish ;oD
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-7-05
42. Heartbroken Mirror reviews
Cliché-ridden and hackneyed. Avoid at all costs, and don't you DARE R R! ...Just kidding... I hope... ;oD
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-05
43. The Last March of King Silvermane reviews
An original fantasy poem with an incredibly F'd-up rhyming scheme. Enjoy! oD
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-3-05
44. HeartbreakXincarnatE reviews
My second signature piece (after WRECKuiem). Please R R, all thoughts welcome o)
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-05
45. Malhereusement reviews
About experiences as we grow. Please R R.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-25-05
46. What follows reviews
About friendship and the paths life takes sometimes... They always ring-road back to your heart o)
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-05
47. Heart Of His World reviews
For C. J. A. - I'm dancing with words I want to say here, until the time I'm allowed to say it in person
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-05
48. Angulated reviews
For one of my dearest friends, Unca J o)
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-8-05
49. You Bastard reviews
The title says it all. Dedicated to a big part of my past, and the smallest part of my future.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-6-05
50. Exsanguination reviews
Exsanguination
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-05
51. Before I lost you reviews
Short and bittersweet, I felt it goes with the subject matter of lost friendship. Anyone who's experienced that, this is for you.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-05
52. Laconic reviews
Bit of a biography of how I feel right now about someone.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-05
53. Lay me down tonight reviews
Inspired by the work of Mr Davey Havok. Please R&R o)
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-9-05
54. From now on reviews
Life as I know it...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-6-05
55. Summers Past reviews
Consider a sequel to "Dying Daughter Nature" if you will o) Please R&R
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-05
56. WRECKuiem reviews
Will you cry for me? ...Or will you cry with me?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-2-05
57. Oubliette reviews
Heart prison
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-26-05
58. All reviews
Based on Craigian theatrical ideology, that instead of imitating life, we must interpret it ourselves. Hope you enjoy o)
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-26-05
59. Onlooker reviews
Memories of the east, on that blessed, godforsaken Sunday... Almost like home...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-25-05
60. Excuse reviews
Pardon my absence
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-23-05
61. Scissors reviews
Believe it or not, this is actually NOT a cutting poem (so don't get over-excited, Emos). Here for your disturbance.
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-12-05
62. Afterlove reviews
Another song for my band, Faith In Black, in the ilk of pre-Sing the Sorrow AFI (which is what we're based on oP). Please lemme know what you think! o) xXx
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-05
63. Dying Daughter Nature reviews
Another go at prosaic, only this time in a different format. I wrote it in a 30-second burst of energy, so please tell me what you think o)
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-27-05
64. Oi! reviews
I woke this morning and hated everything... So I wrote this. o) Hope you enjoy
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-24-05
65. AgeOld Repentance reviews
Another song of mine, but still has a deep poetic meaning. Please let me know what you think... o)
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-05
66. Burning Bush reviews
Pariah to the Meconium's poetic cousin. Please R&R (along with my others, too oP)
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-14-05
67. Lament for Requiem or, Valentine pt 2 reviews
A lamentation? An autobiography? A prediction?
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-11-05
68. Charade reviews
You are unique. You're amazing. You're special. Don't ever let anyone tell you differently.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-8-05
69. Vocalist reviews
Never leave anything to the last minute... Ever.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-05
70. Maestro reviews
"A true friend is rare. Talent is dear. Be sure to keep the two near." Dedicated to a wonderfully talented individual. o)
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-05
71. Longing reviews
Have you ever had a want so badly, you'd do almost anything to achieve your ends? If so, this is dedicated to you...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-3-05
72. 3 reviews
MY first proper go at being prosaic. I dunno... What do you think?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-05
73. Cower to the Power reviews
Life... or something like it...
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-05
74. Me Nil reviews
If falling in love is a disease, I pray to be infected. o(
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-21-05
75. Courtyard reviews
Inspired by some very great friends from college... Wouldn't be where I am now without you all. o)
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-18-05
76. Promoting The Parasite reviews
For those of us who don't see the bright side to Valentine's Day
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-6-05
77. You Know Who You Are, pt 2 reviews
Y.K.W.Y.A. is, I believe, one of my best, so a follow-on was only natural. Enjoy. o)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-6-05
78. Subliminal Section reviews
Many don't know the meaning of the word "love"... Even I don't...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-2-05
79. Valentine reviews
A first dance. A horrific romance. A red cry of passion... after a fashion. o
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-29-05
80. Pariah to the Meconium reviews
Life and faith. Live and believe. Die and lose it forever.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-16-05
81. You Know Who You Are reviews
About someone I thought was my friend. He knows who he is...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-05
82. Go reviews
This is actually a song I wrote for my first band. Apologies for the explicit lyrics, ladies and gents.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-05
83. Gothic Love reviews
The pain of love is all but dull... I guess weed DOES make you deeper oP
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-6-05
84. The Nothings reviews
The price of fame. I myself wouldn't know, but there ya go...
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-5-05
85. Snide, bled! reviews
Visit any Northern England busstop or corner shop and you'll encounter the race of brown tartan-clad individuals whose language I have borrowed to make this poem.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-05
86. D reviews
Crushes. Who needs 'em? o(
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-05
87. Little Beast reviews
"I've known faces that have disappeared in time. Find me wrapped in glass and slowly soaked in lime." - SlipKnoT. My inspiration for this little poem.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-3-05
88. A Wise Investment? reviews
My reluctance at the chance to have someone I care deeply about, resulting in what may be a chance I lost forever... Wow, I'm deep... o/
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-05
89. Requiem for a Race reviews
The downfall of humanity. Our age is almost over. Savour it while it lasts... God, how depressing do I sound there! oS
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-05
90. 1987 Present Day reviews
This is of how I was taught to feel, and how I felt for myself.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-2-05