Panzer-man, panzer-man, oh you--
Not God but a swastika
So black no sky could squeak through.
Every woman adores a Fascist,
The boot in the face, the brute
Brute heart of a brute like you.

12/5/07 - Wanting people to join my user forum, just click the "My forums" button or whatever, and say hi.

11/26/07 - STAAARS...

Currently listening to a few good albums...Sung Tongs (Animal Collective), Knights of the Cross (Grave Digger), Yes, Virginia (Dresden Dolls) and a lot of Mahler pieces and Sex Pistols shit. .

I've been on this site for a while, and I've changed a lot. In the words of Stevo from SLC Punk!, if the guy I was then met the guy I am now, he'd beat the shit out of me. I've actually talked to a couple authors I like on AIM. If you have a screenname, don't be surprised if I drop in on you for a random, congratulatory spout of nonsense.

I'm going to have to go to college one of these days. First person who suggests a major gets to make the choice. Seriously. (Update - Rose Amilia says Psychology, and hey, it's a moneymaker.)

Names I've had on here -

Leonard Church
Je-Nie-Dieu
Chyme
King Kuranes
divine moments of truth

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Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Mr Alphonse reviews

The soul of one daring man...is it enough to bring hope to the children?

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-4-07 - Published: 11-4-07

2. My Report on To Kill a Mockingbird reviews

Guess whether or not I passed the class.

Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 6-6-07

3. Haiku Booklet » reviews

Originally just one chapter; the first one is comprised of ten haikus I wrote five years ago. I think I'll keep adding to this. Please keep in mind that they're not all meant to be serious or complex.

Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 3-8-07 - Published: 4-21-05

4. Coheed and Cambria reviews

Now I'll shoot, and you run.

Complete - School - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 12-3-06

5. Republic of Heaven: Ordaining His Dark Materials » reviews

HDM. A big influence on everything I write, in some way or another. I have many ideas. Let's see how many of them take form here!

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-10-06

6. The Gods of Old reviews

I am an unknown priest...

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-23-06 - Published: 8-23-06

7. Time reviews

Ah, surrealism. Read while listening to "Time: The Old Tree with Winding Roots by the Lake of Dreams Mix" from Symphonic Pink Floyd CD.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-22-06 - Published: 8-22-06

8. Fandango: A Book of Sonnets » reviews

I like the sonnet form a lot, so I'm going to start writing more of them. I'm surprised I could write two things as opposite as these first two poems.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12-9-05 - Published: 9-27-05

9. Venerated Vault reviews

I was strung out on uppers and this nebulously weird idea came to me. I wrote it down.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-17-05 - Published: 11-17-05

10. Winter's Scars reviews

It's a short fairytale.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 11-2-05

11. Moon Sugar Blues reviews

This is my humorous Morrowind tribute song. It's sung from the point of view of an old Redguard blues musician. I'm a geek.

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-2-05 - Published: 11-2-05

12. Harbinger of Winter reviews

This was written solely with technique in mind. I just wanted to see if I could do the typical love/worship poem, but it ended up with a stupidly bitter overtone.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-28-05 - Published: 9-28-05

13. Constant Writing Experiment reviews

The first successful attempt I've made at keeping up a continual stream of random writing. See what kind of style I lapsed into rather quickly. Some of it actually reflects real things I was thinking; the rest is bullshit.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-27-05 - Published: 9-27-05

14. Jailbreak reviews

It does have a melody, though almost undetectable. The prisoners have made it out; they know what they missed and they savor their release.

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 9-20-05

15. Mangrove Knees reviews

This one's about grateful, idyllic love. I'm sorry. I'll stop writing these goddamn songs when I stop getting ideas for them.

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-8-05 - Published: 9-8-05

16. Sussex Lord reviews

In Colonial America he was ancient and shunned; his blasphemy spanned the breadth of two worlds.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-16-05 - Published: 8-16-05

17. Angelus Errare reviews

Yeah, that's right, here's what I really think of war and political conflict.

War - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 8-15-05

18. The Search for Inspirado reviews

A classic rumble in the Old West. With a newish twist.

Western - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-23-05 - Published: 5-23-05

19. At the Cardinal's Carriage Door reviews

The first song I've ever written! This is almost angsty, but I really wanted to concentrate on the religious trappings.

Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-11-05 - Published: 5-11-05

20. The Alliteration Poem, or: The Change reviews

Flame, ridicule all you want! I had to write something like this eventually. But I don't think it turned out as bad as it could have.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-3-05 - Published: 5-3-05

21. Another Laments the Accident at Chernobyl reviews

So I was thinking about that horrible place, and couldn't help but write something down.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-2-05 - Published: 5-2-05

22. A Sonnet for All Plants reviews

Tragedy sometimes simply galvanizes genius.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-11-05 - Published: 4-11-05

23. He Tells Creation of His Mastery reviews

I had just read The Door Into Summer, and was thinking about where the world came from.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-11-05 - Published: 4-11-05

24. Christus Visited? reviews

The 'dried-apricot people' who spoon syrups into their wry mouths...just a related topic.

War - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-05 - Published: 4-5-05

25. What the Best Lack reviews

All warm and fuzzy. 'R' for a tiny bit of language.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-21-05 - Published: 3-21-05

26. Advanced Society reviews

Tell me if this makes any sense.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-22-05 - Published: 2-22-05

27. In Amphora of Time reviews

With a nod in Bradbury's direction.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-10-05 - Published: 2-10-05

28. It's Made of Metal reviews

Fans of the Halo books, report here.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-24-05 - Published: 1-24-05

29. How Forests Fight reviews

High stakes adventure in Yavimaya!11!

Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-20-05 - Published: 1-20-05

30. The Scourge reviews

Story of the first contact between humans and extraterrestrials. Designed as the prologue to a novel; I don't know if I'll ever build on it.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-5-05 - Published: 1-5-05